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lol ur so edgy op

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>>34864161
Because the majority of people are fucking normies who don't realise the importance of knowing history.

>>34865034
This, also normies auto assume Holocaust denying with extensive history. Its an ingroup/outgroup thing, dw op, be smart, release us from the jews

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>bet you can figure this one out

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>tfw no robot valentine

>>34863380
...and you think YOU'RE having a bad day...

>>34863340
That guy gets mad pussy you virgin lanklet :^) right guys? Mad pussy!

Y-yeah I'm 6ft 2 with a literal troll face I get mad p-pussy....

>>34863340
>tfw you find manlets very attractive but they all make awful partners because society has taken away their self esteem
I want to save a manlet

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>>34861971
I start.

>male or female
Male
>age
20
>height and weight
170 cm and 64 kg.
>country
Spain
>Neet/Hikkikomnori or WageCuck or Studying?
Neet and Half hikkikomori
>Describe your daily basis quickly

>I wake up,
>then I have breakfast while I watch anime, >then browsing 4chan and youtube and listen to
music and discord
>then I prepare my lunch
>eat while i watch anime
>browse 4chan again, but just a little
>studying the language tham I'm learning for like 2-3 hours
>browse 4chan and some shitty websites for chatting
>Fap
>go to sleep

>Describe your relation with your family and how do they treat you
Well, I think they dont think that Im a faliure yet, that's good I guess. They treat me so nice but they don't even know about my actual situation I'm sure that I I have some mental disorder like depression idk, but yeas I'd say that my relation between them and me is really nice.
>Describe yourself and how you are in social situations with people and girls
I'm ankward, pretty shy, Look at the other people eyes is so difficult to me and I get nervous easily. I also have an important lack of selfsteem, so that's why I am so bad in social situations and this is even worst if they're more handsome/taller/better than me and the same thing with the stacys/goodlooking girls.
>How many friends do you have?
Literally 0, only a few of people I know but no friends.
>Have you ever had a gf?
Never, I don't even know how is to be in a relationship..
>Are you virgin?
Yes
>Kissless?
Totally, I don't know how to kiss a girl
>POST A PIC OF YOUR IDEAL GIRLFRIEND AND DESCRIBE HER IF YOU WANT

Pic related, I only want a qt slav girl like pic related who loves me, maybe someday will happens but probably not bc I have no lucky but fuck it. I can dream about it

>>34861971
>>male or female
Male.
>>age
27.
>>height and weight
172cm, 68kg. I think thats 5'8, about 150 pounds american.
>>country
Roaming Eastern Europe according to job.
>>Neet/Hikkikomnori or WageCuck or Studying?
Waggie.
>>Describe your daily basis quickly
Wake up, breakfast and news, slave at work, come home, dinner, jerk off and movie, go to bed.
>>Describe your relation with your family and how do they treat you
They are disappointed in my hermit ways, but are very kind when I see them on holidays.
>>Describe yourself and how you are in social situations with people and girls
I am socially smart, I can make jokes and understand people, I just don't have anything to talk about, since I don't do anything and don't follow trends.
>>How many friends do you have?
One.
>>Have you ever had a gf?
No.
>>Are you virgin?
Yes.
>>Kissless?
Yes.
>>POST A PIC OF YOUR IDEAL GIRLFRIEND AND DESCRIBE HER IF YOU WANT
No.
>Also rate other anons and discuss.
No.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES
D
F
SFDS

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>>34861560
Money, dumbass.

2k a video is a lot of money. Do 2 video a month and you are better off than most Americans.

Money and affection. I've never done porn, but I've done some gross stuff in exchange for a little bit of male attention. And my dad was actually around. I expect it's worse for every girl raised by just their mom.

Well, I find a courage to give my crush the present today. But it was super awkward. I was like "Hi. Take it". And that's all. No reply. Hope this present won't be thrown away.

>>34860929
*Found
I'm already too drunk, so pour me some cold water, please

>>34860872
Just an ice water for me.

Over the course of the night I've gone from extremely nervous about seeing a movie with my oneitis (it may or may not be romantic) to not really caring what happens so long as I'm there with her.

I also got some pages done on my Vaporwave script and holy shit I have difficulty realizing I wrote some of it. It's basically a ripoff of Neuromancer or The Matrix in terms of sci-fi mindhacking but it's really pretty well-done so far.

>>34859775
I'm guess you work at a call center? At least you don't work fast food or retail. It's almost slavery

>>34859775
How bad is it, anon? Retail? Call center? Back alley prostitution?

Someone I worked with recently killed herself. She used to work 70 hours a week

>>34859036
All of these, basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A

>Someone will love you for the way you are.
>You will be somebody in life
>Hard work will lead to success
>You will be loved

>everyone is good in something
>being yourself make people like you
>everyone makes it
>everything is going to be okay
>you get a girlfriend / wife eventually

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>>34853914
In lab all day, doing school work to take my mind off of the problems. I have lab all afternoon and evening, no free time, so I won't have time to notice that my life is shit.

>still not getting over your HS crush after 3 years
>buying into the social anxiety meme

Bruh get your shit together. stop giving a fuck. What do you have to lose

As for me I'll be spending it alone again, but whatever, I've finally accepted I'll die alone and I'm not entirely against the idea. Spending the day off work just chilling and fapping and cooking for myself while looking out at the snowfall is great; I'd take that over having to shop and buy stupid shit for a girl who I might care for initially but who will inevitably annoy me and drive me away either through being unbearable or by cheating.

Fuck relationships man, and fuck the idea of a "oneitis". Shit's toxic. Also stop reminiscing about childhood valentine's day when they require you give out cards and shit. Holy fuck that's stupid as hell man, time to grow up.

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Roll for your Valentine's day date

hello rato

More words to get by the filter also memes

My hairline feels like it's receding and the back of my head feels a bit thin, I don't know if it's starting or if it's just because hair-pulling is my nervous tick

>>34850625
hello rato


new board for 4chan pass users

>>34870449
>dinner
>3:20pm

how fucking fat are you?

>>34870449
that shit looks nasty as FUCK.. HOLY FUCK

>>34870449
To early for dinner you fat fuck boi, na seriously make your own food save up man buy house early retire early

stop watching anime

OREGANO HHHH

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take your own life for being a weeb

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>tfw you will never be elf or doll
>tfw you will never be another bodiless form of life
Fuck, I hate being human.

ok, go ahead

>>34869359
a-are you a qt girl?

Is there a requirement for being your gf?

>>34869295
Did she tell you that? My grandmother was a few years older than my grandfather. Don't give up hope.

>>34869295
How do you know she wouldn't?
The girl that I am seeing now is 5 years older than me.

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>tfw girl you like is 8 years older than you

"Er, excuse me, sir."
>Walks around him

>>34869100
Hahaha holy shit Adam Sessler. Man, so much nostalgia thinking about watching X-Play back in the day

>>34869100
get on my kness and suck on his daddycocc