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>>38637285
Because Survival is victory.

>>38637285
Isn't hanging yourself painful?
I'm just waiting for the courage to go to the shooting range

>>38637285
because I'm a coward

because your comment was not original.

wtf

>>38637253
Stop feeling negative about your parents. They're happier than you'll ever be because you choose to be an asshole. You realize they're living many peoples' dream? Long marriage, a house, steady employment, all that shit. Let them enjoy their comfort. You need to work on you instead of shitting on other people

So what did you expect them to run around playing dress up, mashing their genitals together with new people they meet, live alone when they're not rubbing STD infected genitals together then decide to settle down and try to have a laboratory mix their sperm and eggs together when they're too old to reproduce anymore?
sounds like they built a life together. why would you have a problem with it?

I want to be them, frankly.
Just not chubby or watching TV

>>38637210
Just make up some bullshit anon, if it's for dishwashing chances are they won't look into you very much, if at all.

>>38637305
this. they want people smart enough to lie

>>38637210
Because they're fucks. Apply anyways.

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>>38637155
>>have speech impediment
I know. It sucks.
t. stutter

>>38637155
Fellow sperglord here, I worked in a call center for a year once. Get out while you still can, it's absolute hell.

I'm a Wal-Mart cashier with a speech impediment and it's hell trying to avoid certain sounds while trying to explain basic shit to customers. So you're probably fucked

You can make one law that is absolute and must be followed for the rest of time in the UK.

What's your law lads?

>tired as fuck
>need to be awake for another five hours to have any hope of sorting my sleep out

This is the final fucking day of this shit. No more four hours a evening and waking up at midnight for me, it's driving me bonkers.

I'm going to see if the charity shops have owt good in.

>>38637180
ALL GRILLS BELONG TO ME
I WIN
MINE
probably something along the lines of making women property of their farthers again. Along with some added social and media preasure, I want no robot to ever again feel the tfw no gfs

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>>38637091
Because they're better and you can't find futa girl in real life

>>38637091
Fictional characters are designed to be literally perfect women, whereas real women are often deceitful and gossip and do other uncouth things, the anime girls are superior in every way and serve as an escape from the real women we are forced to deal with

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>>38637091
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1461972

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>>38637088
xD xD xD Rawrrrr :3

It was 2007 in my mind but since that was the turning point, I'm going to side up with you 2006 guys when all was sunshine and happiness (in our perceptions of course).

tfw lucky enough to have dated 3 alt/goth/emo chicks back then

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xD :3 :3 :3 :3 rawr xD

No, slavs are. They are niggers who were accidentally left the wrong color

You spelled Germans wrong.

No, that would be gypsies

gbhdghndghrfghgh

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I don't have a daki but I do masturbate to them, I have a fetish for like pillow humping stuff. Not many good videos of it though

>>38637031
I tape my onahole to the crotch area and fuck it bent over my bed.
Probably the closet thing we'll ever get to sex.

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Also, which editing software do you usually use for this kinda stuff? Before I always used paint.net but for this I tried Gimp and the program is pretty good, much more complex as well

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>>38637043
>2017
>not using photoshop

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I got bored and made another i'm only telling you this because I need to attach a comment to my post because of the stupid fucking robot while I have your attention I hope you have a nice day

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Agreed. /pol/turds ruin everything.

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>>38636926
Wait I thought wojak was this boards mascot?

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>>38637448
Wojak IS this board's mascot. Pepe is just a distraction.

>>38636912
>LGB
>America
except none of these are affected.
>an attack
how many trannies are in the military and what are your counterarguments?

>>38636912

Obviously it's not a good idea to let mentally ill individuals who pump themselves full of drugs around expensive military hardware

>>38636952
>none of these are affected
>pointlessly banning hundreds of thousands of people has no affect on anything

>she looks like the spitter from left 4 dead 2

>>38636911
what's wrong with sitting like that?

>>38637032
>what's wrong with crushing your testicles?
Is what you meant to type

cryptocurrency my man

>>38636914
like bitcoin?
is that even gonna be worth it? I think the worth of those are going down again

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In my country they start reducing NEETbux if you have too much saved up or any kind of income. Unless you have a way to make a lot of money very quickly it's more economically sound to just bury the 5k in your garden and keep claiming more NEETbux. I have 40k buried in my garden and I'm only losing the equivalent of one week of NEETbux a year to inflation whereas if I had invested it in stocks and shares or a company my NEETbux would have stopped entirely thus losing me 16k a year. The chances of being successful at investing as a complete novice with intellectual deficiencies is pretty much zero anyway.

>>38636857
Nah, a lot of girls hate cum

>>38636857
A decent amount will, yeah.

When I was a normie before I shattered my leg and got addicted to painkillers I'd occasionally sleep with girls, and I'd say more often than not they'd let you cum in their mouth. Most didn't swallow though.

>>38636857
No. Tastes bad.