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>>37415049
As long as you never stick your dick in his butt or mouth, I see no reason not to ask him out.

>>37415086
I obviously want to ask him out so we can try to reach the bf stage where we can cuddle and kiss and maybe even have benis in butt sex

>>37415049
Go for it. Just be wary of dating coworkers.

>>37415053
Maybe that's a possibility. I was invited out often and had quite a few good friends who I could have genuine and serious conversations with. It wasn't until graduating high school that I started avoiding people and becoming NEET.

Although I think they probably weren't serious when they said I was THAT funny, but because I'm ugly and have no other qualities, humor is the one that stood out.

>>37415132
>are you virgin?

Lol of course. I had a small amount of female acquaintances, but they never saw me as anything more then that.

>>37415036
I used to have histrionic personality disorder in elementary and middle school, I think eventually the other mental problems killed it.

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>>37414935
Hey, anon who has done both coke and adderall here. Aderall lasts longer and feels pretty good, even pure coke in south america was actually not all that special. With the quality of coke here it's really an upgrade. People will know it's not coke if they are experienced, but it will get them high anyway so they dont care, people who dont know what coke is like won't care. It's fine, keep making paper G.

Anon if they catch you, being fucked socially is the last thing you're gonna have to worry about.

>>37415054
yeah he's going to get fucked anally

being alive mostly.

Being the comedian of the group. But maybe it's the other way around and sadness leads to a mask of comedy. That's why people like Robin Williams kill themselves.

overthinking desu

orig

>>37414756
Go to sleep, your mom and I have work to do tomorrow.

>>37414756
I'm the sperg who originally posted this. I'm actually honored you took up my shitpost. Godspeed.

I've been summoned.
Can I help you, Neetie?

The designated shitting street of course

>>37414712
sup, Pajeet?

>>37414700
The white house lawn, your taxes paid for it and besides it needs the fertilizer.

Peace sign.

It's gotten too the point where it's the only thing I express with my hand.

>>37414662
I love the 'ok' sign

Finger guns.

>>37414460
No, it'll be taken over by fellow hobos and junkies

You'd need a hell of a lot of space.

Also, you'd probably never get out.

>>37414460
is this about NEETdom or some kind of nuclear fallout event?

>>37414361
now strip.

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Can you at least do the thingy where you do a magic spell to make it yummy.

>>37414361
Fuck off back to the weeb board

>>37414330
180 lbs absolute maximum. Anything above that and you're a tubbo.

145 lbs. You can go higher if your body distributes weight evenly.

If grill who lifts: about 160
If grill who doesn't lift: 135
If guy who lifts: 190
If guy who doesn't lift: kys

>>37414312
I'd rather look at hot ass than man cleavage

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Yeah.
I always create the same girl in games that allows me to. With the same name.

>>37414334
yeah you know that nobody actually buys that excuse right?

just start hrt buddy.

>caring if the hole you use enjoys it or not

Get a load of this guy.

*bump for originislity

>>37414298
Tell her she was dumb enough to lose out on cumming because she can't communicate.

My current gf couldn't even cum before she met me. Sure it feels good to be that guy but the reality is she just has shitty orgasm control and needs to practice.

So I make her practice.

>>37414294

It's like $7 for a haircut with a Mexican or Korean barber

Scissors and a bowl cut

Yo man in my country its like 40 which in us is only like 6.30 US lmao feels gud

...I..is that a tendie bag from TJ in the trash?

>>37414202
>crust on toilet
>chicken nugget bag in trash
>old clothes
>shitty underwer
>mountans of garbage outside

Jesus I didn't know autists like this existed in real life.

>>37414202
>cum stains all over the mirror
>empty soap bottle inexplicably split in two and scattered accross the sink
>meme cups
>shaving cream knocked over
>clusters of electric razors and shit shoved in the corner
>wet-looking shirt
>shit all over the inside of the sinke
>literal shit all over and inside the toilet and on the the floor
>use toilet paper on the floor
>plunger and toilets brushes scattered all around
>garbage overflowing
>empty toilet roll on the floor
>more clothes and trash on the flor
>literal shit and piss splatters extending to the shower area
>carpets that act as sponges

Congratulations on #triggering my ocd/autism/fear of germs.

I'm scared to open that imgur link.

>>37414092
Centrists are detrimental cancer.

Ideals make good people do bad things to good people. Those who propogate such destructive ideals must perish before the eyes of god and his enternal love.

>>37414360

That's upper left.....