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>>34198632
But is your dick big enough to match your size, lanklets?

>this girl comes to my house and picks me up to go move some furniture, she's the older sister of someone i know
>ride around for a while move furniture head home
>"how tall are you exactly? 6???" she asks
>two
>point
>five
>i make sure to slowly build it up and enunciate my words clearly, to milk out every last drop of the glory that is 6'2 point 5
>"wow you're taller than my boyfriend"
>drops me off at my house
>I say "you can come in if you'd like"
>immediately unbuckles seatbelt and follows me inside even though there is no reason for her to and I have not flirted with her once
>she says it's to talk to my brothers
>let her come inside and walk away leaving her aimlessly talking to my brother
>walk back over to her
>pick up magazine
>forget that she is here to f*ck
>she has no choice but to stand there and continue to talk to my little brother
>eventually mercifully my mom gets home and I go to my room

>>34198632
Being tall isn't really that much of an advantage. I'm 6'3 and I can honestly say height really doesn matter. Someone in the 5'4 range can still get the same kind of girls that I do. The key is confidence, being comfortable being yourself and being outgoing.

Of course all that doesn't matter if you don't put in the work. Most guys here probably really don't even try. I still have to talk to girls regularly if I want to get laid even just once a week

>>34198584
I have a sex positive girlfriend and fuck all the time

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>>34198584
Because then I'd stop being a permavirgin and then what would you have to do on Mondays besides remind me of that?

>>34198609
cont. and she says you're(laci) one of the reason why she discovered her sexuality so yeah thanks

>>34198478
I'll bump this. better than the cuck shit going on and might be an actual good argument.

>>34198478
>letting your life and relationships be ruled by your desire to fuck a woman

lmao @ this nigga hasn't even freed himself from the clutches of mortal desires what a fuckboy

>>34198478

Nature is the enemy, she made chad she made us.

We must kill her, poison the ocean, kill the earth let no beta human or animal be born into this hell ever again.

>>34198454
Because you're a grown man.

>>34198476
So fucking what

Why can't normies just have fun

Why is their idea of "fun" watching shitty comic book movies

>>34198476
>YOU'RE A GROWN MAN JUST SHUT UP AND WORK YOUR SHITTY JOB AND WATCH SOME DUMB SITCOMS LIKE A MATURE ADULT

Solid argument

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>>34198440
Not because I'm some CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING edgefag, but because I'm autistic!
>make sandwhich
>find out the only mayo we have is that cheap generic watered down shit
>keep yelling the whole time I'm making it
>take a few bites and start screaming how it tastes like shit
>throw the whole thing in the trash with the mayo jar
>end up making a bunch of toast instead

>>34198440
I don't have anger issues, in fact I've been an extremely calm person all my life.

Recently I've been getting massive urges to ram my fist into a wall, or through my monitor, though. To just throw my phone at the wall, smash my keyboard to bits, maybe even snap my phone in half.

I've never gotten urges to hit anyone, though. Only my brother, and that's when he's being super fucking annoying, like yelling "Nigger", "Fucking Jew", "Fucking stupid faggot" out loud at the middle of the fucking night. We're so close to getting kicked out of our complex it's not even funny.

But I don't know if it's rising anger issues, or just pent up rage. I'm going to guess it's pent up rage, but what do I know.

Well, actually, I know my brother has anger issues. However since our entire family is a mess we never brought him to any psychiatrist, or whoever it is that helps people with anger issues.

>>34198440
I wish someone would research this. When shit starts going wrong I need the willpower of a thousand suns not to start picking things up and hurling them through walls. I can feel a definite adrenaline surge and I get these intense delusions of just lifting a couch over my head and launching it through the ceiling and screaming nigger until I'm hoarse. As it is I usually cause at least minor damage to something I own.

what's wrong with the middle chick and dude?

>>34198436

The only two people in that picture who have bad lives are the two in the back row on the far left and the one in the front row on the far left.

>>34198563

*three people in that picture

see am retarded so i hav wurse lyf

My parents quit expecting me to make anything of my life after I attempted suicide.

it is what it is

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>tfw my erratic personality is probably schizophrenia

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>>34198484
>My parents
>attempted
>it is what it is
normie

>>34198365
because liberals.

>>34198365
It is not legal to fuck 16 year olds in California.

>>34198384
Pretty sure it's the AOC in most of the us and the world

>>34198330
Mihr gehts schlecht

>>34198361
warum?

>wie geht es euch
Mir ist langweillig.
>warum seid ihr noch wach?
Bin Amerikaner. Es ist 19:05
>irgendwas geplant morgen?
Uni.

>>34198326
>implying any man cares about a hymen.

Good. Now you don't have to worry about sex hurting and you can enjoy sex (at least, a little bit more than most women) from the get go.

Why are there so many redditposts on r9k recently

>>34198326
Why were you paying on monkey bar when you were 10? And who gives a shit about a hymen.

>>34198325
No, but welcome to true surrender

I often don't fap for a week and don't even realise

I'll be joining you in 1 year buddy. I'm not horny but I feel like fapping tonight. It's gonna be difficult since I fapped yesterday so we'll see what happens.

>>34198325
yes, it is. 27 is the age for that. stop mastubating. you got addicted to it in the past years, now you have to struggle to end it. if you don't, you will have some issues with neurotransmitters. happened to me. 3 years to recover.

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>>34198292
>handsome person starts eating out your ass

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Just gotta accept your place in the food chain, I'm afraid. Theres always bigger fish in the pond, anon.

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Can someone come with good roasts on this kid. He is constantly roasting me

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especially when they are lighter with good hair, and not dark and apest looking..

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curly hair is good. Natural curly..

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gorgeous eye, skin tone and body shape...

If more black women looked like this I would date them...

If they would accept me.

its a bunch of crap for normies, dont use them

>>34198079
snapchat has self destructing images after a few seconds
kik is literally texting
instagram is the place all the "too cool for facebook" people went when their parents all got facebook accounts. (it's just a shitty social network for posting things)
I know nothing about whatsap
Tinder tries to be a dating service but is really just a way to find hook-ups

>>34198079
snapchat you send pics to others which they can see on the app only for a few seconds (1-10, depending on how much you record/let them) or upload 'stories' that last 24 hours. Of course others can screenshot your 'snaps' but if they do you get notified, this app is mainly used for nudes between forming couples

Kik idk

Instagram is for photos and broadcasting yourself as a trophy cabinet to people

Tinder is for hookups

Get the fuck out normie

GET OUT
NOW

>tfw have no zuccbook
>tfw nobody from HS remembers me
>tfw literally have no women to "crush" on or to "call me once when she was drunk"
>pretty sure my mom is the only woman with my cell # in her phone

>OP thinks he can empathize with us

Getting real sick of these pseudo-robots

>>34198077
is pic supposed to imply you're dead?