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>>37427302
vitamin D and fish oil. leave your house. parks are a good start.

>>37427302
>How do you fix brain fog?
I stopped shooting up heroin. It really helped.

bump-surukoto ga suki desu

Jesus Christ.
This can't possibly be real.
Why would you do this to someone? Why would he keep going back? Why didn't anyone fucking do anything?

>>37427209
shitty that that happened I guess, but holy shit how much of a weakling do you have to be to kill yourself over some faggots at some shitty dealership

he's living with his parents, it's not like he couldn't afford to take a couple of weeks off while looking for a job

how beta could one possibly get

>parents are absolutely clueless

Timeless classic.

dump trump

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Milk Cat 61

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>89 year old lady comes in the surgery
>Has chronic pain in her foot
>Wants me to give her ointment
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine

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>>37427116
you'll regret it in due time but it does feel good and it's because it makes you feel alpha

>>37427116
What was the grounds for rejection anon?

>>37427116
its called black knighting a girl.

ive done it before too.

I get her interested in me, and when its obvious she likes me I shut her down. Bonus points if I get her to cry.

Im actually quite a nice person on the outside which makes it ever more so insidious.

I shut them down in ways to make it look like I'm being nice, but really it's to hurt them.

This chart is fucking retarded.

ENTJ's are literally forces that work for the betterment of society.

to live means to suffer. just accept it.

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>>37427063
>being so much of a failed normie that you resort to wanting to label yourself

>>37427000
What did you expect? Original comment

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>>37427000
>drunk girls about
>loud music
>not using that to your advantage to feel up roasties
>not fuccin a drunk roastie so that you can realize how overrated sex is without paying

Its honestly not that bad, take it as an opporturnity to learn

>>37426974
How much do you know about her already?

>>37426974
>what do I even talk about with her at the bar?
What do you talk about with anyone else?

>>37426974
Make sure mummy isn't home before you bring her back to your place. Or is she gonna drive you two love birds around?

omg nya ^w^

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>>37426534
>tfw no succubus (male) brown bf to wait for me in a sexy outfit until I come home from work and fuck them in the doorway
feels bad man

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>>37426694
ooh I'd love to do that.

im going to pee in my pants

>>37426568
no. im going to wet myself.

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Seeing the word fembot makes me go BALLISTIC QHSHDJCNCBCNFNFJFJCNWHWHSNSGSBSQPDICNNRNESJSKKS

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES!

>>37426522
>You won't clean your room
Already done
>You won't exercise
Just got back from the gym
>You won't get a job
DELET
>You won't get laid
No shit
>You won't get a wave from a female
Most likely not, true.
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Yeah, true. The female chashier at the grocery store wasn't there today
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Only game I'm playing right now doesn't have difficulty settings, but yeah I won't beat it today
>You won't get the best play of the game
I'm not sure what this means
>You won't install gentoo
True. My phone stopped working three weeks ago
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
DELET. Though kinda hard to get a message with no phone
>You won't create a new meme
Most likely not, true
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
I've only managed this once, with a childhood feels thread

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>>37426522
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT I DON'T EVEN CARE!

>>37426522
Well you aren't wrong, but please don't rub it in.

>>37426378
That is because you are using it wrong. I use /r9k/ as an example of what not to do.

>>37426378
okay then leave

and as always enjoy your sage

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>>37426378
Fucking run.
I cant escape now.
Its all over for me

RUN AWAY, BE NORMAL
THEY ARE LYING TO YOU
NORMAL IS GOOD
RUN.

>>37426295
Hey man. What's up with you?

>>37426332

I'm going out tonight. A conference and dinner with friends.

The rest is shit. The daily torture is getting too much and I'm not sure I can take another year of that.

You?

>>37426372
That sucks. I thought you were getting some improvements lately. Weren't you?

how about you shut up
saged

>>37426041
I'm glad you mentioned this anon, it's a serious problem. Women feel unsafe and vulnerable so they don't declare their feelings to men. That means that they only sleep with dominant men who approach them first. If us robots end slut-shaming we all win as women will be more inclined to approach us.

>>37426041
when women stop being hypocrites and claim sex doesnt matter but will shame a man for being a virgin and claim something is wrong with him as he hasnt had sex.

However I doubt they will give up such a powerful shaming tool.

This isnt even getting into the health effects, effects on future relationships and marriage and then the comparison of what each sex has to do to get sex

>>37426016

is it because you are ugly or because you are socially retarded

Be honest. You're new to this board, aren't you?

>>37426024
But im neither.

Just don't know where to actually find women outside my social group full of NEETs with gfs who have sex eith them

>>37425980
My last name is actually Goldberg.

My dad's a banker.

Jokes on you neetie,I already filled my daily quota at the warehouse I work at.

I'm getting paid to post on /r9k/.

>>37425980
Hey are you going to help yourself to a paper plate full of tendies today?