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>Sitting in computer chair
>Drop something
>Try to pick it up without leaving chair
>Accidentally push it further away
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>FUCK
guess I gotta stand up and grab it now before I make things worse.
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>tfw no geisha gf
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Why do you want a prostitute gf?
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We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes, "I thought you died alone
A long long time ago"
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
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RIP BOWIE YOU WILL BE MISSED
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Give me a (You) and in return I will give you one (You). Together, we can all have (You)'s.
I believe in (You), /r9k/.
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Should it be that you gathered up our suffering and agony into your body. Should it be you bore with you this hardship through death. Should it be that you meet with God as you come to that other land. Should it be that you find his countenance turned toward you then. Should it be that you know the language to speak so this God may hear and understand. Should it be than you then talk with this God and he hears you out. Should it be so_ Pray for us. Anon, dear child, please listen. Listen to what I have to tell you now. Pray for us who have been left in darkness, left behind in this miserable Earth, with the sky above us, grim and empty. Lay your burden at God_s feet, the whole of your suffering, and plead with Him to pardon us. Plead with Him that he may free us of our anxiety and our weariness, of our misgivings and fears. Plead with Him that He may make sense and meaning of our lives. Anon, who you have borne your anguish and suffering so long, are most surely worthy of advocating our cause.
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>browse craigslist for hookers because I'm a lonely and desperate loser
>come across an innocuous preview image, swipe through rest of the previews
>find out that eggman is apparently now a hooker
It's not fucking fair. Even eggman is getting sex when I'm still a virgin.
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heh. eheheheuehehhheuh
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>>38512605
Wachu Mean Homie?
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>>38512698
I mean your joke is in good taste
To answer your question the only time I've used a hooker was this 50 something 4/10 Asian chick at a massage parlor. Bomb ass massage and a 4/10 handy. Recommend not fapping for a few days if you're gonna do it
Do you sometimes go "maybe I should just go"?
I mean just thinking about it and not actually doing anything. I think about it like this. All of us will return to the void in a few decades. Might as well get it over with and do it now, stop the various bad feels. But hope or just instict I guess always stops me.
We already know the ending. The game is rigged. We just exist for a little while and then we're gone.
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All the time. The only thing stopping me is that I'm a massive faggot afraid of pain. I wish I could just swallow a pill and be done with it.
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All the time but then I just go back to being apatheic. Hopefully I don't have to take action and my heart gives out soon.
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>>38512541
>return to the void
How can you return to somewhere you've never been? You were never non-existent anon, because you have only ever existed.
To be less pedantic though, yeah of course. Any mature person who's been through a little bit of struggle has thought about ending it, if only because it's a hell of a lot less work than going through it. Conscious mortality is a bit of a raw deal, but if you've kept it going this long it's because there's been something to keep you going. Even if you don't know what that "thing" is. Maybe it's a loved one, maybe it's an animal instinct, idk. But if you made it through yesterday, you can make it through today. And if you can make it through today, you can make it through tomorrow.We're all gonna make it, anon.
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How would you go about sticking your dick inside of ghost girls?
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Scoop out my dicks soul into a phylactery and have a lich dick.
Very possible once I'm a wizard.
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dont forget to make a salt circle around that shit before you nut
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>>38404737
I don't know but thanks for the ATHF feels.
It's just too bad that the show finally had to end. At least it got two different endings depending on your taste.
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who else /readytodie/ here
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Me. But I'll wait until next year for reasons.
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>tfw your brother murders your other brother and now you're the king
Pic related
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AYO HOL' UP HOL' UP U BE SAYIN WE
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>tfw some chick rolls out of carpet for u lol
What happened to the threads of white traps getting fucked by black dudes? shit was cash i miss it
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Tfw I should be a chad
6'5 good face decent dick slender but muscular frame
Make too many stupid decisions to pull the hottest of 10s REEE
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>6'4
>pretty face (for a man)
>skinny but in shape
>huge penis
>in university
Is this robot life on hard mode? Some might think this makes it easier when you have similar attributes to me but it really isn't as easy as it sounds.
Girls who are in the 6-7/10 range are usually too intimidated to come and talk, and girls in the 8-10/10 range never approach anyone.
All I want is a shy 7/10 girl, not some loud 8+/10 roastie
REEEEEE
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>Alcoholic
>Drank heavily alone from age 18-21
>Now 22, wageslave job, never been to college despite living in college town
>Have quite a few friends/acquaintances at the bars, friends that I go with, I know the bartenders etc. Which is my only social life outside work
>Only time I spend time with co-workers outside of work is at the bars
>Now trying to get clean and stop drinking due to my liver having problems
>Back to 0 social life, when I don't go out I just stay in and play vidya and browse 4chan
So what can I do? Join a video game club or something? Like I said I am not in college so I don't even know where to find one
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>widow's peak
>mature hairline
>22 years old
I am stuck with the same haircut for all eternity
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probably dandruff, or, more specifically, dry scalp flakes. I've tried plenty of shampoos, none of them really help, since the problem is really caused by washing too frequently. Yet if I don't wash at all for a few days, the flakes still build up.
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>Match a qt nerdy girl with huge boobs
>Talk about memes and videogames
>Every is fine
>Look the photos
>Holy shit, 10/10 semen demon
>Talk more
>For first time in life, im winning the lottery like a chad
>Watch chat
>She cancel the match
For the love of god, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Im gonna just kill myself, never gonna happen that chance again.
Fuck earth, fuck society,l fuck everyone.
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>>38404484
I can feel this anymore
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>>38404484
It was a guy.
That's why he was able to talk about those things well. Also that's why she looked like a semen demon.
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