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>being sociopathic, narcissistic, violent, domineering, etc is how you get girls to love you
The bible was right humanity is sin
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most people on r9k are the first two things
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That's why I live for myself
Relationships never interested me anyway, it always seems like such a hassle plus if she gets bored she will just cuck you with another man who is better than you.
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>>39570438
two out of four just like i said!
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/uni/ general
how are all you doing
also ITT post your dorm/apartment/etc setups. mine to follow
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>>39569262
mein roomen
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any of you lads taken modafinil?
was given 100 and dont know if its any good as a study drug
dont have a dorm pic since i live at home with mummy and travel in since i am dirt poor
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I'm tired AF
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I wish my room was that comfy
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ITT: Most spectacular way you've ever fucked up a relationship (yours or someone else's) 2017-09-06 11:52:06 Post No.39569231
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ITT: Most spectacular way you've ever fucked up a relationship (yours or someone else's)
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Share your stories, boys! I'll get the ball rolling!
>be me
>be 17
>talking to some random 8/10 qt3.14 on snapchat
>we exchange banter and shit
>asks to meet up this evening
>say I can't
>have some stupid filing to do for college
>she gets mad
>10 minutes later
>friend of mine calls me up out of blue
>says this girl is friend of his and she wants to bone me
>lolwot
>says hes being serious
>get that paperwork done fast as a mother fucker
>go to friends
>meet girl
>she is ginger 5ft 2 and is thicc af
>bonerintensifies.exe
>spend evening doing random stuff
>watch shitty movies and talk
>i am mildly autistic so hardly make eye contact all eve
>friend goes into other room with his girl leaving me and qt alone
>talk for a few minutes
>"Anon, you don't believe I like you, do you?"
Not really
>she leans over to kiss me
>full on passion and shit
>"Do you believe me now?" she giggles
>justlikeinthemovies.jpeg
>fast forward
>undressed now
>take out rubber from wallet
>she protests
>"Anon, you know I'm on the injection, right?"
>suspicious
>put condom on anyway to be safe
>donttrustanything.gif
>hit that shit
>when I leave she looks very uncomfortable and only gives me a very distant hug
>goes home
>victory celebration commenses
>don't talk to her for three weeks
>end up talking to friend
>says he had spoken to her and she is pissed at me
>why?
>friend tells me she is allergic to condoms and she had a reaction and basically made her V swell like a motherfucker
>she never talks to me again
>mfw i fucked her so bad made her pussy explode
>mfw haven't had sex for 6 months
>mfw should have stayed home and done paperwork
Share your stories, faggots!
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>>39569231
I blame both of you on this. She should have been way more pushy and flat out told you she was allergic. If this is even true.
Though I have a normie story
>Second time fucking the same guy after losing my virginity to him.
>No matter the position we tried, we had issues sticking it in.
>He goes soft and gets pissy thinking I did not like him.
>Spent the next hour crying naked in bed with him holding me....his once floppy wiener fully erect from me dirty crying.
>Went home later without fucking.
Just dont bother people
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>>39569231
Why didn't you use the latex-free condoms, you retard? Safer for one-nighters
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>>39569428
could have been too nervous? but highly unlikely as she wanted to bang too.
did you ever speak to that guy again?
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>Tfw when I have officially sucked my 10th cock since becoming legal.
A-am I an official faggot yet?(Picture related: My fashion sense)
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You became a faggot when you first entered 4chan, OP
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The big One-Oh, huh? Nice. You should take it in your ass to celebrate.
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>>39569259
this, OP is always a faggot
>I can't believe he didn't show up....
>Oh, Anon! I didn't expect to see you here. My jerk date stood me up.
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>>39569130
ya wanna go kick his ass?
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I know how to cheer us both up. Let's go find Tyrone to get you pregnant while I watch and jerk off.
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>>39569130
>Hi!
Then i leave.
That's what 99.999999% of all robots here would do
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Smoking weed again for the first time in 6years. Help me, talk to me.
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>>39569105
No that's not the cops outside is it? Oh shit do you hear that, OP?
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>>39569150
Try that again in a few more minutes, I feel don't anything yet
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nothing wrong with that, OP.
Just chill and enjoy it. I hope you have a nice comfy high.
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How would your life change if you weren't attracted to women?
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>>39569063
I'm not attracted to women.I'm attracted to girls.
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>>39569063
I'm on that side of the fence. I can only tell you that it actually gets kind of worse, you drown yourself in apathy and as a result you do all kinds of risky, stupid shit just to feel like a normal person. On the other hand, you're not as depressed but you're not happy either, you're just kind of there.
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>>39569063
Nope. I'd still be gay.
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>When you smell her hair.
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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>when you hold his hand
best gay feeling in the world
feel genuinely sorry for anybody who won't understand this
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>>39569035
I'm under the conclusion that it's just the faggot version of holding hands with a girl
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>>39569098
the male hand has a different touch
gays dislike delicacy by nature
the male hand is the opposite of that, which would be the female hand
just touch your bro hands one time and try to feel it
I'm not asking you to go gay just pretend you touched it on accident on make up some backstory
try not to think "ew this is gay' while you do it or you won't be able to feel 'it'
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How you spend your time if you only had 6 months live?
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>>39568957
how long has he been dieing for?
i thought he was supposed to die a while ago
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happy knowing my life would end in 6 months
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>>39568957
Kill myself before I die
I'm going out my way dammit, I want to have control over just one thing.
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Why robots aren't smoking weed?
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Because I prefer hash oil.
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>>39568911
I do smoke weed. I also have some acid with me, should I indulge and go on a night trip tonight with all my robot pals?
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>>39568911
Because I'm broke and don't have a dealer
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ITT: something you did that makes you want to tear the memory out of your head 2017-09-06 11:34:47 Post No.39568891
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>at bookstore with cousins and uncle
>we split up and go to different sections
>autism takes the wheel while my brain takes a rest
>go to war section with one cousin
>"what are you looking for, anon?"
>"I'm looking for a book about the holocaust to put in the fiction section"
>they think it's funny, cause they're pretty chill, but they know I would do it so tells me to not
>some time passes, go back to war section
>grab book and head to fiction section
>run into uncle and cousin on the way there
>oh fuck
>"hey anon, what that book you got there"
>"oh, I-it's just something about ww2"
>cousin speaks up, "he was going to put it in the fiction section"
>uncle looks at me, clearly disturbed
>"don't"
The way he said it made me feel so bad. He didn't even say anything else, just "don't"
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that's a cute story *unzips dick*
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>>39568921
Why are you unzipping your dick? That sounds like it old hurt. Unzipping your pants, on the other hand...
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>>39568891
and thats the moment Damion knew hed been cucked by the Jews
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>Humans are somehow still actually getting worse
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nobody does anything to better themselves
everyone is just faking their way to death
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>>39568922
Oh it's worse than that. A large percentage of the West is doing a great deal to air their worst demons right now.
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>>>/pol/
enjoy your stay //
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Thread for latinobros, how do we cope with our shitty vidas eses?
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>cholo cousin getting deported
>cant feel bad
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I drink, and shitpost on /r9k/.
I wonder how I'll find a wife and make 1,000 brown kids.
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the only thing worse than the fembot thread, the spic thread. enjoy your containment thread amigos
Is Runescape a good game for robots? I remember having fun with it in like elementary school but I was too young to know what I was doing. It sounds comfy.
Pic related but like the opposite of what he says.
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>>39568870
>Runescape
Play a real game like league lmao
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>>39568901
>league
>real game
Pick one
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>>39568967
>t. hard stuck in Silver 5
It's okay buddy, we've all been there.
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I can feel myself slowly going insane /r9k/. I started hearing voices and seeing things recently and although I don't notice it at the time I have identified periods in my recent past in which my thinking was totally insular in a way. I don't want to go nuts /r9k/, I really don't but I don't know if I can stop it. What do?
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>>39568843
schizophrenic here. on top of that i do meth sometimes so im pretty fucking nuts if u ask me.
embrace the void anon. the psychosis will soon become your new best friend
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>>39568977
What about the people I hurt though? I am still lucid enough to realise that others will have to provide for me while I'm stuck in my own head. And I don't know what sort of things you see and think anon but for me it all isn't very pleasant. Of course, it gives me drive and purpose but it's a horrible way to live.
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At least you're not autistic.