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What is the context behind this picture? Why is Apu Apustaja being bullied by Spongebob and Patrick? Is there a deeper philosophical message behind this?
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>calling that dumb pepe "Apu Apustaja"
what the fuck? can we get context to that instead?
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>>36846418
even his childhood heros despise fuckingautisticpepe
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test ejnrdgjrdfgfdgf

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I'm so dumb
I don't have enough IQs to do anything
I'm so dumb
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I'm so dumb
I can't survive
I don't have enough brains to do the things that people have to do to live
Once my parents are gone I'll be alone
Alone in a world too complicated for my dumb brain
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Why don't you get retard money
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>>36846381

why dont you post boi pus

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dear ROBOTS,
do you REALLY hate females, or is it just a meme? are there any of you left who like females? serious question.
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>>36846334
Tits or gtfo roastie whore

Somehow not an original response
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I don't really hate females, I just hate relationships for all the shit that it causes.
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Some here do give off the impression that they hate females. Not all of them though. I like females, but I just stay away from them.

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fucking hell i just showed a snapchat sloot my penis and she was so disgusted by it she made a shitty excuse then stopped replying to my messages! What that fuck do I do now?
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>>36846297
go back to playing runescape
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>>36846312
is it even still around?
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>>36846336
Jagex released a "old school" version of the game like 5 years ago, and it's just as popular as the updated version they ruined with eoc.

67k people playing the oldschool version right now

http://oldschool.runescape.com/?jptg=ia&jptv=navbar

I have a maxed zerker but I quit like a yeatr ago

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Any white guys here ever been rejected by an asian girl? I mean how much of a fucking loser do you have to be if you're white and can't even get asian?
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>>36846293
Worse shoop of all time
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>>36846293
No. It's fitting everytime I go to London the only conversation and interest I can get is from Asian women.
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Why would I ask out a bucktooth moonfaced yellow bitch?

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>you will never share a dick with a girl

the pain is immeasurable
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Yes, immeasurably low
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What is up with this site and all the tranny's and gay shit? also way to much pornn bro...i come here for seeing gore shit, hearing pathetic stories and laughing at pol.
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>>36846257
Sharing my bf dick with a random hoe.
HAHAHAHAAHA no.

And if he thinks about doing that he's losing his cock.

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Does anybody else wish there was a God, and an afterlife? A place where I could re unite with my loved ones when they're gone.
A godless world seems way too harsh, uncaring and cold to me. But I can't get myself to truly believe in God like I did when I was younger.

>If you're a fedora atheist please don't bother replying. I'm tired of reading the edgy, trying to act cool cringe responses from teenaged idiots claiming they're better off in their "intellectual" euphoria.
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I can tell you I do know that there's a God, an afterlife, everything. I've experienced proof of it, I've lived it.

There is proof out there. But you must seek it yourself. The laws of the current reality prohibit the existence of universal proof, so you won't ever find proof you can just google. All proof is through experience. God reveals Himself to sincere seekers.

You can choose to dismiss what I say and believe that I am simply deluded. You can also choose to believe what I say and begin to seek for yourself. It's all up to you. There are no words I can say that can convince you 100%. Or even 50%. Everything is on YOU.

At any rate, do you really think that the millions of devout religious people throughout humanity were just gambling on it? That they dedicated their lives to God out of nothing but a hunch? No, most of them experienced God firsthand. Most of them experienced concrete proof.
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>>36846462
>most of humanity experienced concrete proof of god or else they wouldnt be religious

liar. the reality is most people are fucking sheep.
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>>36846515
Not most of humanity. Most of the devout followers of God.

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>was 245lbs
>Now 228lbs
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2 years ago 280, now 195. Hard drugs and dieting will get you far
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>220 end of 2014
>350 now
thanks lexapro
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>>36846166
Was ~315 lbs with a 48" waist when I was 19, now ~185 lbs with a 32" waist at 34.

Cocaine, amphetamenes, caffeine and ephedrine.

And keto.

>she is only 18 and im 22

Should i do it bros, she like video games like me. Is the gap too big?
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no you retard

origami
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>>36846160
no dude go for it.
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>>36846160
you both are fucking kids.. reeeeeeee get out of my board
t. wizard

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/drug/ thread ?
Modafinill is the ultimate anti-robot vaccine
>remove fog
>ultra motived to watever it is
>stop giving a fuck
>non-addictive
>legal and cheap
Im taking one every two three days, its basically enhanced adderal, caffeine and watever combined better memory motivation and logic
Any robot tried it already?

>this thread will trigger straight edge fags and normies
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>smoke weed for first time
>tastes like shit

Ew
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Illegal in my country. Any other suggestions?
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>>36846209
For those of you not just on weed or something. Drugs are gonna lead you down a hellish path of seeing near auschwitz tier victims in dens in their own piss. Getting guns pointed at you, and a life of pure withdrawal and hell until you're finally admitted to a rehab.

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Tell me something I can do to cope with this depression.
I miss my motivation. Things are actually going well romance-wise with this girl online, but I still have no motivation and am still sad despite getting what I want.
What can I do? I have a bunch of Buspirone but that's all I've got in the way of medication.
I just wanna feel something. Usually I'd just binge eat or something dumb like that, but I realize that won't help
I can't get any cigs right now unfortunately. I want something to alter my brain, to just escape for a bit. Nicotine high could kinda get me that.
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I have no idea anon-kun but I LOVE NHK <3
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Summer is coming up and I'm starting to get really worried that this one I just won't bear enough to not end it
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>>36846767
Rescue a cat, anon!

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Also, here's a kawaii pic.
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A bump for the christ thread!
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>>36846145
That picture is not kawaii. It looks quite sinister. The child is looking into the light as if he is being baited by something bright and cheerful (the promise of god?) but alas he's still in the dark. His walkie talkie is his only means of escape but I doubt it will be useful in the coming moments. It's like a preacher is about to rape this poor child cosplaying the kid from Stranger Thing.
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>>36846433
Nice observation anon. If you have any questions feel free to ask and I will answer to the best of my abilities.

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>go downtown every Friday and Saturday night
>see drunk normies all over the place
>try to insult them randomly in an attempt to start a fight or at least an intense argument
>do this because I want to practice gaining courage and toughening myself up
>they don't fight me or anything and just laugh and move on with their night

Does anyone else do something similar? Are you more successful than I am?
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no but I sometimes go on nightwalks on a friday or saturday night and walk around where pubs and bars are and hope a drunk normie tries to start a fight with me so I have an excuse to defend myself.

never been in a fight before and feel that I need the experience of a situation where I MUST defend myself.

plus I am 6ft so could probably take on a drunk manlet normie.
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>>36846185
>6ft
ok king of manlets
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>>36846205
found the 5ft 7 manlet faggot.

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How do I fuck polish girls?

And are they any good?
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>how do I fuck?
>is it good?
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Polish girls know their worth, and won't go for anything less than BBC.
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Polish girls are redpilled and are bro-tier but won't settle for losers like us

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Why there is people here who thinks Trump is part of the "good guys"?
He is just a another shill like Hillary , just a servant of the archons.
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>>36845947
So who the fuck should americans have voted for then? Offer an alternative or fuck off
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I thought R9K collectively took the black pill.
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>>36845947
uhhh... archons?

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