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>>36120099
Yeah I've been banned a few times for really stupid shit. It's not hard to change your ip though and I always come back with a vengeance.

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I got banned once for saying I got banned once because I called Herbie Hancock a stupid nigger

yeah some power tripping janitor gave me a warning for evading robot

every other fucking post has original or some variation of it fucking faggot janitor

Idk man post pics and others will rate

>>36120026

Dude what? Can someone translate this?

>>36120026
Just post videos of yourself in your BMW to Youtube.
Girls love that shit.
You'll be pushing pussy off, tryna stop from drowning.

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>>36119978
I honestly dont know how to drive a car
But i drive a bike.

I own a pulsar 220

>>36120102
Hey me too anon. If I fuck up on a bike I'll only hurt myself. Also nobody can ask me for a ride or to get things if I don't have a car.

>>36120266
>>36119978
>>36120102
I have a bike, but it's broken.
I drive a ford ranger. Ultimate robot car

>>>/b/

Spend a few years there and then try again. Zero out of ten.

Can't argue with this logic. It all fits

>>36119967
Niggere don't have the intelligence to do so, their intellect only gets them so far in terms of being violent... if they were as smart as white people, IT WOULD BE ALOT WORSE LIKE ALOT WORSE

>>36119953
I'm a mentally ill girl, I guess.

>>36119987
No, your a man in his late twenties.

>>36119987
You must be cute.

Best case scenario, he fucks up America.

Worse case scenario, America becomes more isolationist.


Literally can not go wrong.

>>36119896
He went back on his word is what's happening. Many of his voters supported him for being anti-interventionist, but now he wants to overthrow Assad instead of working with Russia?

/pol/ is done with Trump because he betrayed his supporters and America

He fucking betrayed us on Syria and hadn't come through on most of his promises other than TPP

He was good for triggering liberals and showing the establishment we hate them

Thats it

>>36119875
Smart nigger
Now she is set for life
Think about the child support and alimony

This is why i prefer to buy sex slaves

>>36119875
>first child at 50

this is like the extended adolescence hall of fame record

>having a child at 50 years old
I feel very, very sorry for that child. Should be fucking illegal.

>>36119824
Go to the ghetto

You put your penis in their vagina.
""""American education"""" posters should be shot.

>>36119824
shes in 'the nice guys' as well. black girls like her are few and far between unfortunately

>>36119789
>shy extrovert
that makes no sense

>>36119789
>shy
>extroverted
Are you literally this fuckin retarded?

>>36120495
>>36120580
Extrovert is someone who likes to be around people and spend time with them, Introverts prefer to be alone. Has literally nothing to do with social skills you brainlets.

>>36119737
You get used to it quickly.

>>36119737
>It felt like I was part of an Apollo mission, holy shit.
holy shit this

>tfw learning how to drive
I'm pretty good at it but I know I'll avoid driving as much as I can in my life

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>>36119737
I get anxiety riding a bike, I doubt I would ever be able to handle driving a car.

>No one gives a shit about anything but themselves and money

That goes for everyone everywhere anon.

Where do you live?

>functioning law and order
>clean toilets
Your early arrivers already took care that those two disappear

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>completely depraved of sex
>completely depraved of social interaction and a sense of community
>tell me im lucky because i can jerk off to some plastic tits on my free time

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promise me my waifu and i'll do anything

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>>36119718
Sure, why not

original

still muted nigger fucker cuck

Yes, of course. What sort of question is that?

no
seek help fampai

>>36119701
Yes this is how low we've fallen

>>36119701
Sure if you're a gay faggot then yeah you're all set.

>>36119697
Nah you're good.
Either way I read that it hurts the first time for both.

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>7 inch penis
5'7" manlet
honestly I would be better being a dicklet.

This is really frustating.

>having a penis

Fucking normalfags.

oh ok so no pizza then

>>36119664
k, thanks for the free pizza.

Lucky me, all the qts hang out at Chuck e cheeses