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Femanon here, bored outta my mind, what are you robots doing with lives?
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>>37709391
Madturbating to whoever this whore is obviously. Timestap dipshit
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>>37709391
Fantastic Nips. Send them lil niggas my way.
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>>37709391
REAL fembot here

stop stealing my pictures

>Well...hello there. What'll it be today?
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>>37709348
I found this game extremely boring and bland...played for like 9 hours and couldn't keep going
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>>37709348
nothing your the shittiest vendor just passing buy on my way to dead city to buy REAL shit from REAL vendors
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>>37709348
>>37709348
wat game ?

I dont play alot of vidya

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lone walker in the halls throughout
graduation day
deafening applause from crickets
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Sitting in my chair
Niggers and roasties please leave
Bonzai Norman scum
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>>37709284
Jesus Christ fuck off you underage, overdramatic, little dicked piece of shit
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>>37709284
iktf anon, iktf. this is no original

"How do you plan to compete anon?"
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I don't compete, that's why I play video games.
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>>37709270
>tfw already have a humiliation fetish
>stacy thinks she's mocking me but im actually getting closer to dumping my load
you CANNOT post here if you do not have a small dick fetish
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What will the niggers do when girls are bored of big dicks and move onto horse dildos? Do men go extinct?

>"Any girl would be lucky to have a gentleman like you, Anon"
>"You're going to make some girl very happy someday"
>"You'll make a great boyfriend, trust me."

Why the fuck do women keep saying this shit to me. If any of this was true why am I a 25 year old KHV.

Fuck, I'd rather they just say I'm a fucking loser creep if that's what they mean.
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Cause you're a pushover. Don't be a pussy. Be assertive. You clearly let women walk all over you. Why?

Being a male feminist liberal, won't get you laid. Being a commanding Conservative who knows his way around a forest and a labia, will do the trick.
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>>37709231
Because they are trying to be nice and don't realize how actually hurtful it is to hear these ingenuine statements repeatedly.
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it's virtue signalling, just ignore them

telling the truth would make them look like the cunts they are, women are 100% about appearances

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It's been a ride robots thats for sure.
You are all so important to me
I love you all
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>>37709229
Muslims go to heaven. Remember that
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>tried to write cursive
>looks like a 7 year old

kek
see you on the other side brother
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>>37709229
If this is your handwriting, you're doing world a favor by offing yourself.

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For sale, baby shoes; never worn.
Desu senapi Kawaii
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>>37709204
I've always liked that one.
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>>37709204
is this still you 94k/yr workplace anon
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>>37710022
Haha yes bored today

Why are Stacies so unattainable?
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Because they have better options, and her incentive is to find the best mate possible. You aren't the one.
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>>37709063
Because you're ugly with an equally personality to match
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>>37709095
>>37709102
Excuse me why aren't you lying to me so I feel better

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I'm going to post this everyday until you like it edition
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how are you guys doing this fine day? originato
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>>37708851
I hate it!!
neva ben dun befo
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>>37708851
If pic related is you, you probably scare every possible bf/gf away with your cringey clinginess

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Welcome to the CCC. Chess noobs and grandmasters welcome alike. Find a chess buddy, post chess scenarios, or drop a greentext.

Find a game (play with a friend)
>https://lichess.org/
Create a gameboard
>http://www.jinchess.com/chessboard/composer/

I'll start with an easy one. Post the best move for white.
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Somebody join my game
>https://lichess.org/2O2k9pAn
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fuck chess
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>>37708818
Is that you roly?

post some robotcore itt
currently waiting on a fucking huge download to finish and I can't play any vidya in the meantime
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Terminator
Robocop
Screamers
Virus
Batteries Not Included ;_;
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have you seen Mr. Robot?


origonal original
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Fembot here
I like orange is the new black.
It's about prison so kinda robitish I guess!

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Femanon here

how do I get a younger bf?
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>>37708767
Be over the age of 25 and become my gf
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Literally ask any guy that went through puberty that you will suck his dick until his nuts are dry.
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>>37708767
You're not a femanon and this thread is bait

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How do I damage my testicles so they won't function anymore.
Can't go to a doc to have them removed and want to get rid of all these invasive thoughts that I get from the hormones.
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bumperionlli
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>>37708638
Load up on estrogen
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>>37708638
Just mash the shit out of them between two objects, duh.

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>21 year old uni student
>a few days ago get a friend request on normiebook from a roastie I was interested in back in the middle of high school.
>"Oh anon, I am so glad that your profile came up in my suggested now! I haven't talked to you in a while!"
>Try 'haven't talked to me in 4 years', more like it.
>"Why did you unfriend me?! :((("
>Explain to her how after I graduated high school I've simply deleted my facebook account because I was getting death threats from chads in high school almost every day.
>Explain how I've made a new account when I started going to university, so I wouldn't miss anything university related.
>She seems happy with that answer and continues to tell me that it's her birthday.
>After I try to make some sort of custom birthday message (because all of my birthday messages on Facebook are the same) she tells me that her one wish for her birthday is to see me soon.
>somethingisfishyhere.jpg
>She lives 30 miles away, and I'll have to use public transportation.
>Sigh, but accept the invitation and pretend to be honored or something.
>I can see that she is coming onto me strongly from our conversations, but there are two problems

>She hasn't spoken to me in 4 years and suddenly "stumbled" upon me and reacted as if we didn't talk for a week.
>She's already told me she plans to move away to study abroad come September.

I am a very skeptical person. Could she be simply trying to bait me into some sort of summer fling so she doesn't feel lonely before she heads off to university? Give a failed normie some advice, lads.
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probably a month preggo and needs a beta bux provider and in her mind, you're perfect.
bet you fuck once and then she goes, "OH ANON IM PREGNANT ISNT THIS GREAT?"
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>>37708627
She's talking to you that way because there is no way to make not talking in 4 years feel awkward, so she's just trying to ease the tension and be friendly.

She may be using you, but really the only way to find out is to go and interact with her with an open mind, and decide for yourself.
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>>37708659
by her recent pics, definitely not preggs, but still
that would be a good laff

>>37708668
Might end up traveling there for a day, but I am worried as to what to expect from this girl I've only seen once almost 5 years ago.

what's for dinner my dudes?
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If I'm not lazy it will be a hamburger.
If I am it will be tendies or some microwaved veggies.
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Fembot here. I'm cooking for anyone who comes around ;)
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been eating chicken and pasta for 6 months

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