[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2145. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Chad here. Fucked 3 chicks in my dream. AMA.
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38394156
what happened to his body

weird

File: IMG_5650.jpg (46KB, 583x524px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_5650.jpg
46KB, 583x524px
Is there any official /r9k/ Horde WoW guilds? I'm looking for a new guild right now for casual raiding.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: ivanka_trump_1.jpg (190KB, 1200x627px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ivanka_trump_1.jpg
190KB, 1200x627px
Literally my dream wife.
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
modern day "right wing" women are insane roastie feminists who act like they hate SJW's
>>
>>38394092
She looks so plastic though. She will not age well.
>>
File: 1497201094620.png (152KB, 574x601px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1497201094620.png
152KB, 574x601px
>>38394092
HANDS OFF, goy. She belongs to one of God's chosen people.

File: 1500510084250.jpg (139KB, 555x504px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1500510084250.jpg
139KB, 555x504px
>tfw fembot with rape fetish
>want a robot to rape, beat, and impregnate me
>tfw fetish could get me killed or taken advantage of
wat do?
134 posts and 42 images submitted.
>>
Talk to a therapist. Haven't met a women who had this "fetish" that wasn't abused in some manner growing up.
>>
>>38510170
Give me your address bitch
>>
dont worry, if you wait a few minutes you'll have a swarm of thirsty betas offering themselves up to you.

Ahhh hello there fellow wagies ! How ya'll doing? Do you remember that time when you were kids, at this time of the year you would be at home, playing vidya/watching morning cartoons and eating junk food... Luckly we can still do it right? Oh what is that? You can't because you have to work eh? Ohh sorry to disturb you then ! but relax, only a few more months and you can rest for a few days ! Horray !!
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: smugwojak4v2.png (32KB, 640x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
smugwojak4v2.png
32KB, 640x400px
>>38394033
This is nostalgic and whatever is "nostalgic but instead of feeling good about the past, you feel good about the present".

*knots your oneitis*
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: Worry.jpg (40KB, 600x766px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Worry.jpg
40KB, 600x766px
>>38394002
>oneitis keeps lots of horses

Just try to name them
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38393861
Shit i meant this one to go on /a/
>>
An Original Extremely Goofy Movie
>>
>>38393861
japanese dora the explorer I mean kemono friends

File: IMG_4128.jpg (85KB, 1333x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_4128.jpg
85KB, 1333x900px
Why?!?!? Why does my penis get hard if girls won't let me put it in their vaginas
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38393857
Youre literally a slave to the chemicals in your brain

File: 1462207116394.png (87KB, 714x810px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1462207116394.png
87KB, 714x810px
Are there a lot of pictures of you? I've pretty much stopped being in pictures since I was about 12, and I'm 22 now.
25 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
Only social media I have is FB and Linkedin.

Linkedin = One photo
Facebook = 12 Post a year (self-imposed limit), about half of which are photos reflecting me/some highlight connected to me
>>
File: 1500322596056.jpg (34KB, 500x523px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1500322596056.jpg
34KB, 500x523px
>>38510139
There are 447 pictures of me from ages 1 - 10.
There are 3 of me from ages 11 - 20
I didn't consent to any of the 3, and I only appear in the background.
>>
>>38510139
I have a few (less than 20) pics from when I was in middle school school on the internet. Beyond that, my mom sometimes takes group photos with me in them

File: 1LIwCV8.jpg (2MB, 3846x2163px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1LIwCV8.jpg
2MB, 3846x2163px
Do you think you would have a more fulfilling life if you were born into a peasant family a thousand years ago? Life back then was full of hardships, you never knew if you were going to make it to the end of the month and people around you died like fucking flies. But back then you simply didn't have time to worry about all the petty shit that people worry about these days. Chad and Stacy (nobles and royalty) would never even enter your mind and you would consider jealousy to be a waste of energy anyway. You would never really get bored considering death was always around the corner due to disease, famine, cold, wild predators and outlaws. It would be a rough life but also a simple one. On your deathbed you would remember how you always did your best and everything you ever did was for the survival of your family. You would feel extremely proud looking back at your short and hard life. If you died right now you would only feel shame and panic because you forgot to clear your browser history and flush the cum paper towels down the toilet.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 1496981060449.jpg (15KB, 480x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1496981060449.jpg
15KB, 480x360px
guys who is moot? i came here a year ago so dont say im a newfag...
19 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38510069
Some SRS redditor who got triggered by /pol/ when they discovered he was being cucked.
>>
>>38510069
The founder of ebaumsworld. Everyone hates him because he's a notorious meme thief.
>>
inventor of the trollface

File: IMG_7644.jpg (61KB, 500x486px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_7644.jpg
61KB, 500x486px
>wake up
>precummies seeping from penor
>no erection

Which one of you fucking roasties stole my wizardry in my sleep??
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38393793
Teehee it's our duty anon. We can't have you realizing your powers before your little "uprising"
>>
File: IMG_7951.png (28KB, 655x509px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_7951.png
28KB, 655x509px
>>38393819
I wouldn't have wanted to rise up if only I could have had a gf... now I have no magic and no girlfriend.

You will pay. YOU will be my gf... or else... ;(
>>
>>38393793
>had sex

gtfo chad

File: 1498809392073s.jpg (4KB, 250x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1498809392073s.jpg
4KB, 250x250px
im drunk and ive just let my two mates buzzcut my head at 2 in the morning and now i look like a twit, what am i doing with my crappy life
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38510014
dude, you looked like shit before
I buzz my own hair all the time, I know it looks like shit, but it saves money and I'd still look like shit if I spend 20$ every weekend at a hairsalon
Literally dont even TRY to look good if your a robot
>>
File: 1484752286422.jpg (27KB, 453x453px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1484752286422.jpg
27KB, 453x453px
Buzzcuts are god tier unless you have an undefined jawline or a shitty face shape. If that's the case then I'll pray for you OP.

Also,
>getting drunks with your friends
>friends
Why are you on this board?
>>
>>38510447
russians can easily pull off shaved heads cause they have mean jaw lines.
I have a slovack jaw line so its more oval looking. Ive been told I look good with like a vey short cut but I feel hideous

File: 1450109479029.jpg (94KB, 601x508px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450109479029.jpg
94KB, 601x508px
>govt is usually slow as shit to pass laws
>takes decades to outlaw a poison in foods
>any supplement gets released that actually works to increase test
>govt able to move at light speed and outlaw it in weeks
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Makes you think, right?
>>
File: 1261261623621.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1261261623621.jpg
6KB, 225x225px
>>38393786
you bring up a good point, op
this must be the work of jews

File: stupiddog.jpg (26KB, 600x397px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
stupiddog.jpg
26KB, 600x397px
Just think how dogs or really animals in general have it so much better than humans, they have no consciousness. They are completely content eating, shitting, sleeping and walking for their short lives and they are surrounded by beings who are happy to help them do it. Imagine the complete bliss of having life be so simple and obvious without the pressures of an incomprehensible society on you your entire life.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [2135] [2136] [2137] [2138] [2139] [2140] [2141] [2142] [2143] [2144] [2145] [2146] [2147] [2148] [2149] [2150] [2151] [2152] [2153] [2154] [2155] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.