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>>37614859
Are you in college? No.
I bleached my brain to forget HS

>>37614859
>Pretty sure he's gonna turn up a trap because he always wanted me to dare him to dress up in womens clothing.
You seem to have this fantasy worked out

>>37614880
Not even memeing or anything. We were kind of close friends (at least I think we were). Usually when we texted we played truth or dare and I used to dare him to do shit like that. Whenever I couldn't think anything he immediately went to that. It's probably spawned my fetish for traps on girls now that I think about it.

>>37614813
Magic wand held near her pussy would probably make it feel better for both of you. You should probably work through the Kama Sutra too.

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>>37614813
>it really cleans your anus

>Have sex
>Cum in thirty seconds
>Go flaccid

Why god

I would if I had any friends or any relative's number.

Do you accept kik/snapchat?

so

you've all heard about geocities getting shut down, correct? And you've heard of Unit 731? Well its high time for a nuclear holocaust is what i'm getting at. it's time we stopped this immense suffering once and for all. We must embrace oblivion. It would give me great pleasure to see a multitude of ICBMs hurtling towards every major population centre, like a beautiful constellation of merciful annihilation.

>>37614498
Somewhat. I've tried to practice personal restraint all my life, and think too much knowledge/understanding is a bad thing after severe and crippling existential depression.

>>37614498
You mean like hiding your power level?

To be fair, it can be a bit off putting to be displaying your vast knowledge of quantum physics when people are just trying to have a casual conversation. You want to be somewhat modest as well.

I don't know if this is the kind of thing you're talking about though

>>37614571
Kind of, but it's less straightforward than that. I "get it" and am capable on a level way above the head of most normies

When I do things someone trying to imitate it just looks like a pale imitation. I don't really feel like it's to the point of being genuinely weird (despite this being around me my whole life) so much as just not feeling comfortable by it

Normal people don't do this shit.

>>37614488

Same issue. She always comes back to me and then 2 weeks later we fall out.

I know if I message she will talk to me, but I do this every time and it always ends badly.

By accepting the reality that she wasn't the one, nor is there such a thing as "the one."

>>37614540
meanwhile, 95% of the population who aren't bitter and emotionally stunted are busy seeking and enjoying "the one"

>>37614148
Are you me?
no im serious you just described me except i want my mommy to die first before an heroing

>>37614186
honestly i'll probably faggot out and not do it

>>37614148
I've always wanted to help a robot achieve normiedom. Kik me @airkingdrift

Probably the one where you put duct tape on the spoon light it up then run it under water
The fucking spoon exploaded
Lucky I was wearing gloves and protective gear
One dude lost his eye from it

>>37614094
just nofap, guess it could have been worse.
what does cracking knuckles underwater do?
i swear i've done it before unprompted and felt nothing different.

>>37614094
well I'm off to try that. Good job maki ng me reply.

/soc/ will have more answers then the land of the perma virgins

>>37614088
nah if anything that would make this place make more sense since the'd want to chadfish and prove women are terrible too

>>37614088
/soc/ will just put OP down for wanting to Chadfish.

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>>37613892
idk senpai if you figure it out lemme know

Suicide naturally. That's my plan anyhow.

>>37613892
stand out by killing yourself

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>>37613824
Just some general advice on this topic, you shouldn't. This isn't because I'm against weed or anything, but weed is becoming more and more acceptable. Soon it will be completely legal and weed dealers won't exist because the industry will be privatized and regulated by the government.
So, basically, you won't be able to make a living at this point. Maybe ten, five years ago but not now.

>>37613900
Quite the opposite. Because of taxes and regulations, illegal (dealer-based) weed will always be cheaper

And it is much better quality.

I live in a very liberal California college town. Weed is 100% legal here. Everyone I know buys and prefers dealer-based weed over dispensaries.

>>37613955
seconded. Going to dispensaries is sometimes seen as more of a hassle, too.

>>37613758
Fuck yea fag

I've dated autismos so I have to say yes. There is nothing more perfect than sperg girls.

Fuck yeah, you never will, though. I know you won't.

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Selfishness

organo

>>37613540
>go to mental hospital because suicidal
>try to buy gun 2 years later
>can't because I was in a mental hospital within the past 5 years
>every time I'm at work for as long as I'm there I feel so anxious around others my stomach is tensed up
>everyone hates me
Why can't I just die?

>>37613699
nice dubs
Dying is easy, just fall off from a city skycrapper or a bridge. Also I don't condone your suicide.

no one even talks to me to give them morale support, now how does that feel OP?

>>37613494
I just realised I do this to one of my friends..
Sorry T,
I guess I just don't like you as much as my other friends and you always listen to my problems even though you give shit advice. Hell I don't even know if you're really my friend, more like an emotional tampon. I haven't replied to your message from 2 days ago lol
Also you're a loser so talking to you helps me feel better about myself

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>>37613494

Pic related

Select all the images of skirts

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>>37613436

woger that tendie one, we weed you woud and cwear

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>>37613436
Give us signal and special ops of school shooters will be dispatched to your sector to cover you during evacuation

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This is now a normie thread.

>>37613200
That looks uncomfortable as fuck.

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>>37613200

>He doesn't do the Chad Stride

Gosh anon, what's wrong with you?

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>>37613200
i just found out i've been doing this for years