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> meet this girl
> she seems really quirky etc. and cute
> asks if I have a gf
> for some reason I lie and say yes
> she says thank god, and we keep talking more and more
> she tells me she doesn't like making friends with single people
> she likes the security of knowing they wont ask her out if they're in a relationship
> okay
> months pass
> we're always talking
> getting close
> I realise all her friends are in relationships
> she was right
> she's at my house one say
> watching GoT
> cont...
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>>35430696
> she goes through my pc while im in the bathroom taking a big shit
> finds out I dont have a gf
> she lectures me for about 2 hours
> leaves
> 2 months pass
> I get a date with a girl at the electrical goods store over the road
> I text the the that I'm in a relationship
> she finds out who I'm dating
> messages her
> becomes really good friends
> sends nudes to her
> goes full lesbian
> I don't hear from either of them again
> it's been 3 weeks now
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>>35430738
>he fell for the "being platonic friends with females" meme
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>>35430821
>he fell for the pussy meme
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Restaging presidential debate with female Trump and male Clinton reveals misandrist bias in viewer 2017-03-10 09:23:53 Post No.35430685
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Restaging presidential debate with female Trump and male Clinton reveals misandrist bias in viewer
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tl;dr NYU actors reenact Trump-Clinton debates with genders reversed. Liberal audience shocked to find female Trump reasonable, while Male Hillary was creepy and irritating
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=9yC7-JsR2Fk
>https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/march/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html
Thoughts? This really re-affirms what many robots have always known...women have it easy
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Really interesting. Thanks for sharing.
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>>35430685
Hillary has the charisma of a wet mop, and Trump looked like a buffoon in the debates.
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Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listenI'm blue da ba dee da ba dai
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>>35430675
>tfw when no blue gf
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>>35430694
>tfw no gf at all
originalio
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blue is a robot
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Okay, robots. Would you rather . . .
Cold approach and ask out this girl with a few of her friends surrounding her (3-4) (pic related) at a park
OR
Receive a booted kick to the balls by a pretty /fit/ guy
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Kick to the balls, I wouldn't feel so ashamed crumpling over in tears from that.
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>>35430656
I'd rather ask the girl out.
She'd say no, her friends would laugh and I could go about my day.
I don't like physical pain.
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>>35430688
If she declines and laughs at you just autistically run away so they can't see you crying
>>35430689
Better choice.
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When was the last time you got wet, femanon?
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Last night
origigigigi
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Last night I got drunk and pissed myself in my bed and felt shamejust a reminder women are incapable of original thought or anything interesting ever happening to them
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>>35430579
Yesterday, with my boyfriend. Why do you want to know?
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why is most of this board sexual? shouldn't robots be asexual???
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>>35430564
dunno, but what makes me wonder is what's with all the gender identity crisis shit?
>have dick
you're a male
>have vag
you're a female
seems pretty simple right?
if you want to pretend you're a different sex and bang the same gender, you're gey.. r-right?
if you're gay, just be gey
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>>35430564
just because we're denied sex doesnt mean we dont think about or want it.
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I NEED A PSYCHIATRIST NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok i'm diagnosed with bipolar 2 and on Effexor 150mg and Depakote 1000mg, i want OFF these dumb meds. do i go cold turkey or slowly taper off? how slow is slow? pls give plan.
i don't want to tell my psychiatrist i'm going off my meds, long story uninteresting story.
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>>35430530
Depakote
Ew nasty
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>>35430530
>long story uninteresting story.
post it anyway desu senpai!
I'm intredasted.
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What's wrong with depakote? What does it make you feel?
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>grill says i give really good hugs and not alot of people do
What did she mean by this?
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It means she has issues trusting men.
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>>35430416
Normie backpat party, she complimented a sperg that had nothing going on for him so she chose to compliment the spergs hugs since it's all
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>>35430416
you probably hugged harder than most do and it felt more like a family member than a friend-aquaintance-light-hug
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these guy's slap your ass. 2017-03-10 09:05:02 Post No.35430355
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these guy's slap your ass.
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wat (should an original person) do?
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Remind them that they believe in something with historical and cultural evidence that disproves it.
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Why haven't you converted to Mormonism yet
>Friendly people
>Nation wide support group
>You get a qt virgin wife
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>>35430403
I'm too much of a degenerate
feelsgoodman thread?
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>>35430334
>1/2 teaspoon of l theanine
>Gaba receptors on fleek
>Feels good man
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>>35430334
>half bottle of night time cough syrup
>2 beers
>blunt
best high without hard drugs desu
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>>35430334
>randomly had a sensation of hope that my future wasn't fucked
I love it when that happens
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/Comfy/ New Robot Discord 2017-03-10 09:02:44 Post No.35430306
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/Comfy/ New Robot Discord
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2017-03-10 09:02:44
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New discord to get away from all the normies in the other ones. Just started it ! Come join.
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>>35430306
Forgot the link
https://discord.gg/EzBpYFf
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>>35430306
Thisseems comfy.
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>>35430306
https://discord.gg/uhheUAu
OREGANOLI
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so this just happened.
>mom walks in to room while i'm eating lunch and watching welcome to the NHK while laying in bed, just started watching it last night
>she comes in for a hug, because she's leaving for a few days and that's how she says goodbye
>super awkwardly hug, as i'm still laying in bed
>she looks at my screen
>"oh, you're watching that stuff (anime) again? is that the same show as last time?"
>don't even know what show she's talking about, because i watch a lot of anime: "uhh no, it's a different one."
>"oh what's it about?"
>"it's about a boy who doesn't leave his room for 4 years..."
>"ohhh, is that how you got the idea?"
>"..uh no, i just started the show last night....."
>"oh, okay, well have a good weekend"
>leaves my room
>post this on /r9k/
just fuck my shit up. it wasn't supposed to be like this.
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Your mom expects passive aggression to be a substitute for decent parenting. That's why you turned out to be a buttfucking loser, OP
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>>35430242
>continues watching anime anyway and the cycle repeats itself
good thread OP
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>>35430242
What are you going to do about it? I'd suggest finding a purpose.
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Hi. My mom wont let me stay for more than 2 more months at her place. She got a new man and there is no room. Dad is dead. I have no job, no friends or contacts. Where can I go? Problem is I told mom I got a job. Where can I go. Live in Finland.
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>>35430231
Move to a militaristic country, and join the army
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>>35430231
Work at low level job? Yes? and save lots of money.
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>>35430385
Mcdonald? How it to work there?
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Stop looking at coitus pictures
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So I shouldn't have my freedom, too?
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>>35430243
not if you want to eat it, dubs
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>>35430112
very nice
made me kek
blox
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Turn song lyrics into memes
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>It do not matter
>Turn to a channer, shitpost got faster, she call me a memer
>Trolling the fgts, gone off the tendies, she on the powder
>Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Memes got danker, speaker got louder, car got faster
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>I hate fucking niggers
I hate fucking niggers
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>>35430143
>he has to be a fgt for no reason
Atleast be racist with an actual song lyric then itd be funny
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>we should have never gave niggers money, go back home
We should have never gave niggers money, go back home