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I would, but being on SSRIs ruined any chances of getting in the military

>>35248975
>CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY, ANON
this

go to the recruiter tommorow morning anons

fuck off, depper

no fuck that i dont want to die for israel.

>>35248938
help me i need fucking help to do it

I've thought about it, but I really don't think I'd be ok with giving up my freedom, freedom to go where I want, dress how I want, say what I want, etc

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>>35248879
if singles you suck my dick

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If singles OP accepts that we're all doomed

>>35248879
repeating numerical digits on an online virgin forum

>>35248871
Why bother erp, just share them. I really want to breed a chick and keep her as a hucow for the rest of her life but I can't even begin to think of how to talk to women. Would also love to cuddle a qt trap gf

well you're in the right place then

>>35248871
Did you get that from roblox.com? I remember a place where everyone was talking about pic related, like saying some asian girl trying to be a white girl by using a straw lol.

>>35248842
>woah, this man looks like an obese dicklet instead of the ripped sex god he posted on 4chan that he said was him

who are you and why are you getting naked

>I hope he likes trannies and doesn't want me to kill myself

>>35248798
>I had guys wanting to fuck my fuck and pay me for it, yet I can't get one lone ugly cow female to fuck in their moist warm whole.

Probably because you type like a retard

I want to fuck your fuck bro

>>35248832
I'm phone posting boyos reeeeee
Suck my dick I meant.

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Crows are the shit.
Smart as hell, subjectively cute, and their calls give me nostalgia for autumn time when I was a kid.

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>>35248777
Owls are the best

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Ponies are the superior animal

>>35248728
Would anyone else hatefuck Anita?

She's banging hot to me.

>We need to talk about where our relationship is heading
RRRRREEEEE I'M DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW

>date an irresponsible person
>expect him to suddenly be responsible

>>35248742
no I would lovefuck her
>implying she would ever let us

are you in high school? if so, just wait it out and totally cut contact after graduation. if you're not in high school then you should be able to cut contact now.

if you're in high school, then after you graduate none of what's happening now will continue to matter. i know it feels like a big deal, but it will all be a distant memory practically the day after graduation.

>>35248745
He's true you know. The
>It gets better with time meme
Is true

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>>35248745
This. 23 in a few months and School is light years away. The first year you often think about school and you will even try to maintain contact with all off your buddies. Second it already starts to decline drastically and only your friends remain. 3 years after it starts fading. Apart from the sting of nostalgia i get when driving by my old school i rarely ever think about it. Not even greeting most people from school when i see them.

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>>35248708
Depends, what did she have for lunch

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Yea, then it ended and everything in my life slowly went to hell in a hand basket slowly afterwards like a depressing domino effect.

>>35248708
each one that seemed to have any chance of being in my life and consequently increasingly close to me. of course none of them stayed close

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Twisted Metal was my shit

>>35248487
> This game
> Kingdom Hearts
> TimeSplitters 3
> Killzone

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>>35248487
Dino crisis 2,every year since the age of 6 i finish the game...

People get over that??

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You drink more

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>>35248456
You don't. You just look forward to the next time you will be drunk and not giving a shit.

>>35248288

Head Thridden.

>>35248288
Your life will literally only get worse and more expensive. People in real life will think you're disgusting and once you start the transition you can't stop and will become more obsessed with looking passable, which you won't be, unless you spend a ton of money on plastic surgery.
And even then, only ever people who'd like you are guys on the internet who are only into you as a fetish

>>35248288
how do you get your blood tested for hormone levels? i think i have terminally low t

I'm an autistic lesbian that has never had a gf

>>35248401
emma is that you

originolo im not surprised

>>35248243
DESU fuck off with these threads. Last "fembot thread" got like 600 replies. It's not eve fair. Now it seems that I am on Facebook.

SAGE

>>35248229
No.

Or am I?

>"/compulsiveliar/"
>internet


No, you're not.

>tfw only time I'm ever honest is in real life
>tfw even lying right now