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>>38399770
Seriously, just look at that album cover. New retro af

>>38399770
I used to be all into them when I first heard of them

>>38399770
This song in particular is probably amazing to kill too, the crowd just adds more hype to it.

ty for the advice

>>38399760
What makes them better? I'm almost out of Durex and need to stock up soon

>>38400281

They're non-latex.

Latex condoms kill boner. It's polyphorospherone or something like that.

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>>38399583
thats strange isnt it, how modern woman become mentally ill in nearly all cases, your best bet is to get an old woman raised in normal times, a widow

dating someone way younger than you is creepy and grounds for a finger wag from me

>>38399583
Then get that girl, silly.

Dude you're the only one that posts race bait porn.

Not even Asian masculinity pulls this crap.

Black women aren't you slaves senpai, they are just women. they can be with any one they like.

>>38399581
Have them im virgin anyway and prefer thicc Asians

yeah, duhh

>>38399547
Yes, literally a robot you fuck.

>>38399547
Faggot was a failed normie that recovered and got a 10/10 stacy

94% battery is very good I agree.

You should put it on low power mode.

>>38399528
Really? I hate when I have no service.

If you don't use windows phone you need to fuck off, normalscum

he was the original robot

this comment was not

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No because he got prime (though used) loli poosee, he also ALMOST fucked a 7/10 blondie. He also was alpha as fuck

Anton Chigurh, however, is the ultimate robot. Autistic as fuck and with severe angee outbursts

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>>38399709
Bickle was much more robotic than Chigurh. Bickle chooses to wallow in human society while Chigurh chooses to reject it.

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>>38399496
>What happened to your high school crush?
She's married with a couple kids now.

>Where did it all go wrong?
Her being a dumb roastie. We both loved each other but she was dating some 24yo redneck.
By the time they split we were over and she become sorta a slut.

>What could you have done differently?
Nothing I guess. We did get to spend alot of time together (we never had sex bc it wasn't right).

Unironically that cute brunette goth girl gave me the strongest feels I'll ever have.

Like, movie scene kinda thing, where time slows down and you go deaf and the only thing that you see each other.
Moments that seemed to last an eternity.

>>38400344
> valentine's day
> oh shit
> she isn't at school
> immense sense of relief
> i'll tell her tommorrow
> doesn't show up next day either
> group gives me shit, we have a laugh
> doesn't show up for 2 weeks
> she was in a car crash, braindead


Just fucking talk to her Anon. You won't regret it. You don't know regret.

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My high school crush literally got married during high school

Had a kid by the time I was a freshman in college

I think she deleted her Facebook, even if she didn't I don't remember her married name

Do they have to be milfs, or can they be cougars?

Cougars don't necessarily have to be moms.

>>38399448
Craigslist casual encounters. That's how i did it.

>>38399448
depends, do u still live with ur mum OP?

>>38399422
thats it connie, thats the last straw
im tired of these threads and im taking matters into my own hands

>>38399522
What exactly does that mean for me? I'm curious enough so you might as well share.

>>38399554
it doesnt mean anything im just letting out my frustrations

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>ban discordfags
>create a /r9gay/ containment board
>remove the originality filter
>go full-on blue board

that should fix it

>>38399468
I agree with 1 2 and 4
the robot should stay because without it this board would have no purpose, and would essentially fully become /b/ 2.0

>>38399515
i'd argue that if we go blue-board, the originality robot would serve no purpose since all /b/-like shitposting would be against the rules at that point

That woman is not beautiful.

If she was nice to me and laughed at my lame jokes and I felt comfortable flirting with her, then yeah. What's she like OP?

>>38399387
Yes, there's not much I wouldn't have sex with

Nothing can compare to actual benzos, but St. John's Wort is supposed to help with nerves. I've heard it can even give you a slight buzz

>>38399375
try some robitussion or some nyquil.
not only will it help u sleep but u will be robotripping

>>38399375
Lots of doctors will actually give out xanax specifically for flying.
Just tell your doctor you're nervous to fly and want something to calm you down, you'll probably get a low-dose benzo. Docs give them out like candy.

>>38399356
We can't help you if you don't give us more info.

What happened with the meet? How did your texts typically go?

>>38399423

Texts usually small talk and questions about each other. I think maybe we texted too much before the date and i didn't know what to say to her. But i only texted her so much because i had a fucking turboqt trying to talk to me and i wanted to keep her attention.

The date had some awkward pauses, my voice was kind of weak because i was trying to contain a panic attack the whole time. I thought maybe she understood how first dates can make people nervous, and enjoyed my company regardless, since she spent so much time with me without looking at her phone or wanting to leave (4 hours).

Idk if it was my dull conversation, shyness, or the fact that i didn't kiss her that turned her off. I really don't like to kiss on the first date if it's mostly talk that's not serious flirting.

I got so anxious when i went home that i texted her asking if she got home alright (we had drank a little). She didn't reply til this morning. I said thanks for coming out, i had a nice evening with you and she said "yeah same". I asked if she'd like to do it again sometime and she said "yeah when i'm back in town i'll hit you up". I said that works or i could come out by her on one of my days of. She said "nah we can just hang out when i'm home".

I don't want this to be it. How can i convince her to a second date? I don't think it's fair to write someone off on a subpar first date.

I have one friend and we always hang out and drink beer. It's all we ever do.
Getting drunk is fun. We just talk about how much we suck with women until we're too drunk to remember our conversations.

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>>38399300
>is it an excuse to talk to each other?
uh
duh?
Yeah of course it is.
Beer tends to make people more talkative, open up and connect better.
If a person is asking to grab a beer with you, they want to enjoy themselves with you and learn a little more about you.

It's been shown that drinking with a group, they're all more likely to have more "perfect" social moments where they laugh or smile in unison.

Did you get asked to grab a beer with someone?

>>38399300
>What is "grabbing a beer with somebody"?
just drinking and talking, maybe playing something like pool, poker or video games, making food if at home

shit like that, y'know?