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>>34704200
>he wants to have children
why in the fuck would you want that?

>>34704241
I want to make the world a better place. They may be brats but they're wonderful, so hopeful and unbroken by this heavy world. Not to shelter and protect them, but so I can not fail where my parents did. Why wouldn't you want a family as each one of your ancestors did?

>>34704200
This picture makes me happy and sad

>>34704147
Its not "yellow fever" theres no such thing

You just realized how overrated white women are. Go date a black or hispanic girl and you'll still want to date Asian women but you'll also want to date black and hispanic girls too. But you won't ever want to date white girls again

>>34704410
>black
not attracted to them plus hispanic girls don't really exist in my city
i met one and she was fat. the other was an sjw who only dated tall buff white guys

asians are the only abundant minority here outside of muslims and indians

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you will never stop having yellow fever

>>34704141
Why the fuck would u buy it in the first place ?

>>34704399
The honda girl anime

>>34704399
What do you mean????
Is it really that bad

>>34704136
Why the fuck does this fatass feminist cunt get a qt guy like him?!?! WHY?!? FUVK YOU BITCH

>>34704136
fucking square faced fatass bitch
She looks like a man
just why

>>34704161

Eh it doesn't work when girls do it, you know since you could literally get a boyfriend tomorrow if you wanted

Is there some age you're supposed to stop having them? I'm 26 and still get them. Literally the only reason I jerk it, like once a week, is to prevent from nutting in my sleep. If I go for more than a week without jerking, it happens.

>>34704164
It's perfectly normal to keep having them at any age if you don't masturbate enough. The release is a necessary bodily function.

>>34704088
I've never, in my life gotten a wet dream.

Even when I didn't masturbate for 1 month.

I actually don't know how to have wet dreams.

Is this normal?
Am I abnormal?

Selena Gomez - tell me something I don't know.flac

>>34704087
That's what I thought until I became a dudeweedlmao

When I'm high is the only time I don't wish I was dead

>>34704087
That's why no one likes you, akarin

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>you will never revive Zoroastrianism and make Persia great again

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You could serve in the legion of the new Emperor

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>tfw no roman bro to have adventures with

>>34703943
>wanting to fuck fat chicks

holy shit this girl is so flabby, how much weight did she fuckin lose

>>34704223
>>34704253
low test beta cucks

That's so cliche lol.

But if you're serious come over to my place and lets watch a movie.

>>34704221

Dcb? I sthat you senpai?

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>real life women
How original.
Do not tempt me, foul succubus. I must remain pure. For Tali's sake. So fuck off.

>>34703852
Because they're doing something creative and not just spending their free time playing vidya.

>>34703871
Why is creativity valuable?

just get an old beat up car that looks cool

>>34703737
Yes, if she's not ugly or stupid.

What do you mean, like poo poo?

Depends. Does she engage in scat play with strangers. Scat is a great way to spread hepatitis so she would need to be completely clean before I do anything like that. Also what type of scat are we talking about?

Pooping her underwear/diapers?
Smearing it on her body?
Smearing it on her face?
In her mouth?
Swallowing it?
Getting it inside her vagina?

That last one can be especially bad.

>>34703707
>high giving a lard ass girl

Fuck off

>>34703723
She wasn't fat haha, why be so jelly? Haha sucks to suck

>>34703790
>high fiving a land whale

Just fuck off desu

>>34703667
Shut the fuck up cunt

aklsdjfgg

>>34703667
maybe if you weren't so ugly he'd still be straight

Be my gf i'll be one in the kitchen my lady

>>34703642
thank you for this nice photo of these meme hotties anon

Cara has more x-factor beauty. Palv has less x factor, but more classical beauty than Cara. They are equals IRL hotness, but in photos I prefer Palvin.

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>>34703721
No problem friendo.
>>34703776
Palv has them crazy hips while Cara is kind of boyish :/

>>34703569
do you have a benis
hahaha bepis

>>34703601
apparently yes ._.
origninalla

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