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>>34283631
How long did it take to memorize
the reading of the Torah?

& are all your noses really that big
or is that just a meme?

>>34283631
Are you circumsized? If so do you wish you weren't?

>>34283631

Are you bummed the tomorrow's shabbat?

>>34283528
You're in control of your own life. You decide what choices you make. Be proud of that.
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a sap.

Look, you are who you are, so make the best of it.
I've never had a healthy real relationship with a chick before either. I've been on many, many first dates and one disgustingly horrible one-night-stand (or one MORNING rather).

What I'm trying to say is that I'm in the same boat as you. Try not to take it so bad. Make finding a partner a goal, but, also, don't put it above all else.

How to get a girlfriend 101

1) Start caring about how you look (Grooming, Fashion, Even the way you stand at idle)

2) Get off 4chan completely

3) Go out to social situations as often as possible

4) Talk to people

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>>34283528
>having facebook
can't relate

>life us good enough to be scared of death
>gtfo this board normie

Death is the absence of everything including everything bad. Embrace it

>>34283742
You caught me, I'm a normie but I love r9k, it's my favorite board to lurk on.

Also, what you said always brings me to one other thing:
If after death there is nothing, then my life isn't just over, it's like it never happened. So what difference WOULD it make if people embraced this or not?
We can't know for sure, so what does committing or not committing to an idea even matter?

Thanks.
> @self Normie ReeeEEE!

>>34283527
Youre still afraid of death?
I mean no one wants to die
rather than live an enjoyable life.
But youre actually afraid to die?

>>34283506
Why wait that long?

Quit being a fucking pansy waiting for some stupid arbitrary day weeks away and go try now.

Go ask >>>/adv/ you piece of shit.

>>34283506
February is a shit month and valentine's day is the worst holiday of the year.

Just try to sleep through it and distract yourself with Vidya/wagecucking.

https://youtu.be/CbeNRHtpgOk

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>>34283441
I'll give you a bump

I wanna find some sad love songs directed at men by women instead of men always singing the cuck tunes

If anyone can link me some, that would be appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlyfq9unREM

>>34283304
Double d was based.

>tfw you will never again be in a place in life where you can invite a friend over for a sleepover and stay up till 3 in the morning eating sweets, drinking soda, playing excitebike 64, and maybe catching a tit on Cinemax

>>34283304
I don't even remember the good old days. I mean shit really hit the fan after I turned 11 or so.

I'm 25 now.

>>34283291
tldr
Is it just me, or does the black bush on a shimakaze cosplay turn you off entirely?
I feel like it should be dyed, or it shouldn't be there, it clashes with the hair.

>>34283303
I don't know about u senpai but I'm having a wicked boner right now

Also op pls continue

>>34283303
The contrast between the two is what sells me on it, actually. Same with blonde haired girls that have darker eyebrows.

>>34283249
I hope you are kidding

>>34283260
I wish I was anon..

origami

yeah dude you are sick
sick in the head, like me

You're asking a messageboard of autistic shut-ins about a delicate situation with a female coworker.

That's like asking a Korean restaurant for advice on raising a prized showdog.

Come on, man.

>>34283326
I've never met a Korean who eats puppies. Even in Korea. It's extremely rare. Do you still do Salem witch trials? Lobotomies for sinus headaches? How are your almonds activating?

>>34283326
Autists that have emotions. I can't ask any friends or family about this and I'm worried that if I guess in the dark, I could guess it wrong - wrong enough to ruin a good thing.

I made the mistake of telling a family member about my ... lack of giving a shit, and it became a big issue since.

Besides, I almost certainly don't plan on doing anything suggested. I'll definitely take what is said and digest it, try to figure it out.

>>34283229
Yeah someone is probably using your internet

>>34283246
how do i get them off?

are you behind a router? if you're using a router that sometimes happens, things get screwy sometimes and two computers end up having the same lan i.p and you need to either disable/re-enable the network card or restart the comp

>>34283225
>Try to focus that energy on something at least mildly productive.
You know there are a lot of neets here right, generally only neets and almost nears are going to think
>oh hey that's me I'm the fucko he's talking about
they're already living on bare minimum all they have is a creature comfort or two, what do you expect them to do?
So what if they day dream about a companion of the opposite gender that's fucking normal. You're just as bad as the
>there are multiple sexes and genders
crowd, because you're just the ying to the yang of them being hoes and tricks, you degenerate.

>>34284752
anyway my point was, neets and almost neets like fucking poor people. What productive shit do you think they can do?
Businesses have automation and dozens of workers and there are tons of those set up to churn out the same product except cheaper. It costs money to make money. You want them to sit in a room or outside and wait for the sun to come up to put in job applications then sit there and stare at the sun go down and wait for it to come up again and repeat for days and weeks or months so maybe they can make, but probably not, just enough to start doing something productive.
What's fucking productive anyway? Some kind of social service that they have to take time off of work to pay to do some training and licensing so they can volunteer to do something for free

>>34284818
I meant productive in the sense that you're bettering your quality of life in some way. Doesn't have to be significant, but it beats the shit out of bitching and moaning about something that truly doesn't matter.

>>34283196
What makes it worse are woman who think they know what lust is. Sure maybe at the right time and place that can be true but that doesn't compare to the everyday hunger that men feel.

>going ten seconds without masturbating

>>34283288
Oh please do tell us what urges women feel

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No way dude. It feels wonderful to cuddle with a voluptuous woman, but for them, why would they want skinny guys like us touching them, what pleasure could they possibly gain from it.

I wanna crush skinny guys with my weight

>>34283384
please post your cute belly

I try to just be myself. It seems to work out most of the time desu

>someone asks me what i do for a living
>i'm cia

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>>34283127
Saving that image

Also I'm kind of a cyborg type so I typically just turn on "normie mode" when I go outside. I'm still pretty obviously different from the turbonormies who go to my college but I can pass fine enough to get what I need to get done, done.

there's this normie girl I've been talking to who I think might kind of like me actually. She seems to enjoy spending time with me. She's a normie but she's my type and not a turbonormie like most girls at my school so I'm fine with her. she's really sweet and cute so yeah good gf material lads

>Had sex at 15
>life is shit anyway

>33
>still hasn't had sex

>>34283087
when did you figure that out virgin?

>>34283118
>>34283155
/thread