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What did you bake today fellow robots?
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>>35932947
Your cheesecake is burnt, 2/10
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>>35932947
Today I baked myself op
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>>35932975
Its delicious
>>35933004
How did that work out for you?
>wake up
>mom calls you into kitchen for breakfast
>Eat up anon you're a growing boy
wat do?
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I fail to see how anything displayed before me would provide the nutrition I need to get through the day.
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>what kind of waffle is this?
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>>35932967
Plenty of roast beef.
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Still no thread at this time? What happened? Did every single one of you lose hope or did you end up finding her?
How have your weeks been? Sadly no sign of Misaki for me yet.
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Looks like Misaki threads are in its final weeks
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>>35932916
Honestly I gave up all hope but I still like seeing these threads as they help me realize another week has gone by so I hope they don't die
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Misaki will leave you.
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I'm sick of being called a normie because women wanted my Weiner
Only not virgin robots allowed in this thread
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can a non-virgin fembot be a robot?
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>>35932865
you fags litterally don't belong here
OUT OUT OUT NORMIES
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>>35932914
>can a non-virgin fembot be a robot?
No.
So what kind of music do robots actually listen to?
And when/where do you listen to music?
Why? Does it make you relaxed,energetic, etc...
I'd love to listen what you have to say about your tastes in music.
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>>35932855
Anything which washes my ears with noise really
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Almost entirely jpop or anime OSTs
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I have transcended the fatuous creature comforts of music.
But sometimes I listen to vg remixes.
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>trying to starve myself to lose weight
>keep almost passing out at work
How do I avoid this?
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dont starve yourself dumbass. It doesnt work. eat healthier and go jogging in the morning.
Its not fucking rocket science
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>>35932842
The obvious answer is to not go to work. When I had to work, I'd get really lightheaded all the time, because I don't like eating much and wasn't used to having to put so much energy out of my body.
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>>35932842
Drink plenty of water, and chew some nicotine gum, sweetie.
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can i a qt femanon please talk to me?
i don't want anything lewd or anything like that, i just want to have a normal conversation with a female for once in my miserable life.
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>>35932813
I'll bite, but I can't guarantee I'm your definition of qt.
How was your day anon?
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>>35932813
Femanon but not much of a qt here
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>>35932905
>>35933014
The qtest qts always say they are not qt
Anyway my day was pretty shitty and boring, how about you? pls respond.
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I hope you robots are all aware that this board, is being targeted for psyops, they cycle it every week, but they all have a common denominator, destroy your (already low) self esteem to never rise and uprise. Just look at the amount of dicks you see today on the catalog, this week's program is making you a fag or a tranny, if you corrupt yourself you are already one step closer to the ranks of the mobs of useful idiots used to fuel social disgregation.
The next program will be BBC (niggerdick) and the next one will be a tolerance test to see how much did the programs work on the userbase.
Repeat this cycle over and over and you get the current /r9k/.
If you feel like you're degenerating into these programs targetted at you, do this trick: don't fap.
If you keep track of how much you masturbate, and try to do it less and less, you'll notice that the propaganda will have less effect on you, and you'll probably be invigorated once again, i advise not cutting it suddenly, else you might be prone to anger or depression rather than strenghtening your very willpower.
By the way just for your information, this board, together with /pol/ is not only heavily shilled on an attempt of making it more liberal, but also the mods themselves are paid to keep the rubbish flow and to stop actual discussion that isn't spam and generic dumb threads going.
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>>35932807
why should I believe some guy on another chan?
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>>35932871
Because this chan's soul has died in 2012.
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Because Trump wasn't Russian psyops, amirite?
It was pretty obvious something fishy was going on when "alt-right" started popping up out of fucking nowhere.
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What's for dinner robots 03/31
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Do you eat this shit daily
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You should eat eggs tomorrow to spite that Anon who hates them with all their might.
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Holy shit do you go to Rutgers? We have these exact type of meals
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oneitis support and issues 2017-03-31 10:14:41 Post No.35932781
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oneitis support and issues
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>be me
>be college freshman
>have qt oneitis
>she is in the same extra curricular activities that i am in
>works at my work place
>we also have one math class together in our uni
>i gather the courage to ask if she wants to work on this project together
>she says yes
>progress.jpg
>fast foward to next class
>her friends visit her in class
>dont go over yet
>i overhear them talking
>"yeah and he asked if i wanna work together"
>cant hear her friends response
>think that they are talking shit about me
>get FUCKING PISSED
>don't go over and work with her
>finish project by myself
>look at her on my way out
>she looks sad
>worried that i fucked up
can i salvage this shit or did I mess up
should i just not talk to her forever after
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>>35932781
>have qt oneitis
Stopped reading there, famalamadingdong. You're already in far better place than half of us here.
The other half being the normies coming here to laugh at us, obviously.
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>>35932880
she isn't conventionally attractive to most people
but what makes her attractive to me is her being an autistic weirdo
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>>35932781
fucking sperglord you just fucked it up by doing that, why would you even do that you had a goddamn chance
>seeing a group of teens laughing,enjoying themselves living the life you never lived
>remember those days as a teen
>just flashed by, sure school was shit but damn at least I had some hope
>thought life will just fall into place
>tfw this is it, i have to live with it
>it's not like a fetus where you can get it aborted
>this shit is now fact and there's jack shit you can do about it
>tfw parents will pass away very soon, within 3 or 5 years because they're old and not looking good
>take a really good look at mum
>tfw she doesn't even look like my mom anymore
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>almost 27
>no friends not even online
>working min wage job
>live with my mom
>depression since childhood
>severe social anxiety
>no hope for the future
I'm seriously considering becoming an hero at this point.
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I'm 24, can I post here?
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Sad Steps
By Philip Larkin
Groping back to bed after a piss
I part thick curtains, and am startled by
The rapid clouds, the moon's cleanliness.
Four oclock: wedge-shadowed gardens lie
Under a cavernous, a wind-picked sky.
There's something laughable about this,
The way the moon dashes through clouds that blow
Loosely as cannon-smoke to stand apart
(Stone-coloured light sharpening the roofs below)
High and preposterous and separate --
Lozenge of love! Medallion of art!
O wolves of memory! Immensements! No,
One shivers slightly, looking up there.
The hardness and the brightness and the plain
Far-reaching singleness of that wide stare
Is a reminder of the strength and pain
Of being young; that it can't come again,
But is for others undiminished somewhere.
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I'm still not sure how to feel about this to be desu 2017-03-31 10:07:25 Post No.35932660
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I'm still not sure how to feel about this to be desu
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>wake up
>check kike book
>turns out i sent oneitis a text yesterday at 2 am, i recall nothing of it for some reason.
>I think you have really pretty hands
>I haven't talked to nor seen this woman in about a month
>she does have pretty hands though
>try not to think about it much, i already know i had no chance to begin with so who cares.
> she replied back like an hour ago
>I think your hands are particularly attractive too anon, I've been looking at them, they're well defined.
I always knew she was as autistic as I was, It's why I like her, too bad she just wants us to stay "friends".
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>>35932660
dude she probably thought you were joking around and sent a sarcastic message back to you.
"well defined" lmao
do you really think she gives a fuck about your hands
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>>35933263
i don't know ,maybe?. she's a weirdo. does all sorts of dumb things, and clings to silly stuff.
so yeah. Like, personally, i have a kink for cute hands, I don't know about her, but her actually being attracted to hands to isn't something that's completely off the realm of possibilities.
I don't really care anymore either way, she already basically rejected me. so there's really no point to it all.
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>>35933372
post a pic of her from her fb?
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For 20 thousand dollars would you wrestle a Nile Crocodile? 2017-03-31 10:06:25 Post No.35932645
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For 20 thousand dollars would you wrestle a Nile Crocodile?
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You must do it barehanded and without any tools to assist you.
The gator must be awake and you must get tape around it's mouth.
Is it worth it?
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>>35932645
An almost certain, extremely painful death for the chance of 20,000 dollars? Wow, that's a hard one for sure.
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>>35932645
I mean, Steve Irwin did it, right?
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>>35932645
No, wouldn't do it for 1 billion since it's got AT LEAST a 50 percent chance to win.
I would fight it to the death on dry land armed with a sword for 1 billion though, still not worth 20,000
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/britfeel/ Jesus saves edition 2017-03-31 10:05:33 Post No.35932622
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/britfeel/ Jesus saves edition
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Also benders who met on 4chan edition
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first for zero tripfags.
nobody cares what you have to say.
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Pretty much a quarter into the year.
What the fuck, lads?
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>>35932646
why do you have to do this anon, are you jealous? would you like to talk about it?
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What are the most robot friendly cities to live?
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>>35932615
Pyongyang of course.
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>>35932615
whole finland
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I just realized I am purposely trained myself to walk slow because I recognized that walking fast is part of the virgin walk
I never fully confronted why I did that but damn