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>just flunked my finals
>probably failed a class I took twice already
>now summer vacation is here
I'm usually at my shittiest and most unstable during summer vacation. I look forward to it all year and even enjoy the freedom for the first couple weeks but then it starts weighing on me. The isolation, the depression and every one of my failures just comes back to me 10x harder. At least during the school year I'm forced to go outside a couple times a week, during summer vacation I am truly alone and that's when the isolation hits me the hardest. I even build up my social skills over the semester to the point where I can talk to cashiers or make small talk with out sperging out but then my anxiety just gets worse and I revert to full autist since I'm so isolated over the summer. How do you guys cope with summer vacation? I don't know how many more I can take...

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Will I ever find somebody who loves me for who I am?

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>36 year old kissless virgin
>Been going to diner near work for the last couple months for lunch
>Pretty waitress girl usually there
>Kind of like her so always feel a little happy seeing her
>Think I don't stand a chance because I'm twice her age and largely unimpressive so I've never bothered to ask her out
>Boss has been riding my ass for the last week
>Tired, depressed, overworked
>At diner having some lunch
>Waitress girl was super nice to me and even talked to me and comforted me since I seemed down
>Know it's her job and she's working for tips but I appreciated it a lot anyway
>Finished eating, have the bill in front of me
>It was like $12 or something
>Left her $50 just as a thank you because she did make me feel better and went back to work
>Go in for lunch today
>Waitress girl comes up to me and does her happy greetings and whatever and says I left her $50 yesterday and she asked if that was a mistake
>I said it wasn't and she did a good job so I rewarded her, that was all
>She says thank you and whatever, I say no problem then asks for my order
>Eat lunch like normal and she brings me bill
>She says some things then asks if I'm seeing anyone
>I say no and why is she asking
>She says if I'm not too busy, we could do something together
>Don't believe what I'm hearing, this must be a dream
>Can't help but say "Really?"
>She says if I want to she'd like it
>This has never happened before in my entire life
>EVER
>Only thing that comes out is "O-Okay."
>We exchange phone numbers and she tells me when she's free
>Nervously say okay and say I have to go back to work
>She says okay and she says bye
Guys, what do I do? I mean, should I do it? Now that I've had time to process it, she's a lot younger than me and only became so forward after I gave her a bunch of cash, hmm. I'm completely clueless on how to proceed from here. What do you guys think? If I do go out with her, when do I call her, what do I say, where do I take her, what do I do?

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Why dont you try being more kind to everyone?

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>tfw you get a little bit of blood n your hand while changing your tampon and you get the urge to lick the blood but you don't because it's gross and then one day you finally lick the blood and it tastes like a penny and is neither a positive nor negative experience but from that day on you lick the blood every time

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>see girl in line at store
>massively overweight, poor complexion, shitty voice
>her bf comes over
>/fit/, over six feet tall, very handsome

what could he see in her? Why do these things happen?

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Hey robots, how can I be the perfect waifu? I'm lonely and must be doing something wrong.

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how do I into drugs? want to try pretty much everything don't know any drug dealers. i've smoked weed and drank before though

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YOOOOO GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?! PAY DAY!

The number 1 time of the week by far. Post those balances ITT A S A P.

I was very happy I got to over 53k this week. Luckily my landlord hasn't cashed my rent check yet. Work will set you free boys!

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>be me
>come home from school
>am watching aunt's shelties
>i hate them
>one decides to bolt out of the gate
>run after him, lose him
>fuckme.png
>very very angry
>spend 3 hours looking for the damn dog
> yelling
>find dog in woods
>alone
>no one is around
>A N G R Y
>dog cowers to me
>VERY ANGREY
>i wrap his leash around his neck and stomp on his neck
>struggle
>dog is dead
>run back home and grab shovel
>come back, bury dog
>family is still searching for dog
>they post "Missing Dog" on facebook
>"missing"
Am I going to hell
1 leik= 1 prayger

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That feel when you will never have sex with Reviewbrah and hear him say, "This is my penis, goin' in!"

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Just got out of prison a couple days ago for robbing cars. I was in there for five years. What did I miss?

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>mfw I make $13 a day on 44 hours a week
Why did I have to be born in this FUCKING SHITHOLE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The ultimate tranny. Everyone's fapped to her at least once, don't fucking lie. Post your favorite Bailey pics!

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>ywn meet a qt lifeguard while working as a humble towelboy at a fancy country club
>ywn hang out at the snackbar with her and get to know each other
>ywn nervously ask for her number
>ywn get a warm smile from her as she finds your shy demeanor cute as she acquiesces and says "We should hang out sometime after work"
>ywn go out to see a late night movie with her and slowly start to develop feelings for each other
>ywn go skinny dipping with her in a nearby lake with her after work and share a passionate, romantic kiss
>ywn have sex with her on a warm, balmy summer evening
>ywn lay next to her naked, watching TV in bed, cuddling, kissing and talking about life while a cool, lukewarm breeze sails through the slightly open window

Why even live?

All I want is a summer romance. I've gone summer after summer of just doing shitty, dumb jobs to make extra spending cash, but I have nobody to spend it on or with.

That movie Adventureland came on TV some time ago and I had to turn it off because it was giving me feels, wishing I had a fun job with cool friends and a qt gf from work to have a summer fling with. It reminded me that summer is right around the corner and I'm again looking for some faggot wagecuck job to do before I head back to uni.

I hate summer. Everybody has a good time and finds summer love except for me.