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Do these black guys go online and brag about having huge dicks? Is this who makes cuck threads?
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All 3 have chubs, bro.
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>>39523316
All three are average bro.
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>>39523240
Black guys dont fucking do this type of shit lol. Only if you a faggot

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I've been coming to this site since about '08 and it continually gets worse and worse. We just go in endless circles Chvrches - Endless Circles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_0pxiDjY with the same threads where no one states a distinct opinion save for the meaningless white noise of petty arguments.

But the truth is no one ever said/promised this was a place for intelligent discourse or even unique opinions and perspectives Chvrches - Bury It featuring Haylee Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ajHxd2uzM and no one did.

Everything is so un-P. C. and backwards that's it's essentially false, and the sentence structure and word choice is so bad we're basically talking in a new language Paramore - Native Tongue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57-J8K3q-vo

Hardly any of the feels have adequate detail or dramatic content to give you a strong impression, and if I wanted good feels Cara Delevingne - I Feel Everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmV5MW_XAtg I should get good at proper writing.

It used to be fun to sit back and pass the evening away with who knows what, but simple contradictions and hair brained perspectives loose their appeal when you actually want something more Die Antwoord - Banana Brain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0

I've forgotten so much, and the real highlight to my lowlife isn't 4chan but me Poppy - Lowlife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnoSeiAFSY

This site causes you to grow old and forget all the stuff that you once knew, and all the shit you were so amused by become moronic.

Care to respond /r9k/?
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>>39523185
because no one cares about your shitty long 5 paragraph posts your leaving? cool see ya pretentious trip faggot

didnt even read your post
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This might be on the most autistic posts I have ever seen.
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>>39523185
I see you all the time replying with walls of texts

glad your leaving

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Recently I've read about the case of Junko Furuta.For those who don't know about it, it's a terrifying case about 44 days of pure torture to a High schooler. I read the details and I'm just really fucking disgusted. I had to go outside today and I WAS TOO FUCKING SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE. I can't even close my door and turn off the lights in my room. Good thing I live with my parents at the moment. How do I stop this?
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One time I read a naruto fanfic and they named the main character after Junko. It ended with her voluntarily getting plowed.
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get a fucking gun
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>I WAS TOO FUCKING SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE
>Robot going outside.
Dont make me laugh.

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what are your thoughts on tipping?
as in, tipping the waitress or waiter
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>>39523152
>what are your thoughts on tipping?
>as in, tipping the waitress or waiter
It's not necessary
I never do it
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>>39523152
if it's a hot chick i give her a penny
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>>39523152
I dont
they have the option to forgo tips for normal wages at most places, they choose to make 4.50 without tips

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Stop being fat, fatty.
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>>39523130
stop browsing 4chan, OP.
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>>39523473
I can't, my anon.
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I am trying to get a gym membership, so stop bullying op

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I used to use this site a few years back.
I got off, got a job, got a life and now Im a "chad" as you say.
Fuck all of you, Ive had sex with someones sister while her brother cried in the next room. Bet he was one of you. Hahaha FUCK YOU.
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>>39523030
i can tell you now lead satisfying a life
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>>39523067
I do. Fucking virgin. Go kill yourself, please.
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>>39523085
no. also i don't believe you. furthermore, you are dumb.

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>tfw bf said my boipucci was worn out and he was gonna break up with me
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>>39523010
That's what you get for not making him take breaks to get after you.
Holding him off for a week or two woulda been healthy, but noooooooo you had to ruin your ass.
Good job
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>>39523010
>thats what happen when your a faggot
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>>39523010
>he didn't know about the boipucci wall
shoulda listened, boi

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Do girllrellas actually like hiking as much as they say they do on tinder? Seems like every girl loves telling others how much they love camping and hiking.
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Probably not.
It's just one of those default answers like "reading" or "travel"
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They think hiking means walking around the pond at the park. If you ask any girl to go on an actual day hike they get tired and pissed off halfway through.
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>>39523007
No, they don't . Also, take tinder profiles with a grain of salt.

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Watching it without masturbation / orgasm still counts as relapsing. That is to say, what's the longest you've been able to go without willingly making the decision to even go access and view porn?
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About 12 years I'd say
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>>39522995
My entire life. Porn is just degenerate. Anyway I have a super brutal case of oneitis and have been fapping to social media pics and personal memories of literally one person since my sophmore year in highschool to now, so I may be a special case.
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The stuff I jerk it to isnt considered porn by most.
So a while I guess

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>Anon, why is your willy so little? Mine's way bigger than yours!
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>>39522978
being bigger than me is not an accomplishment I literally know 8 year olds with bigger dicks than me.
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>>39523683
>I literally know 8 year olds with bigger dicks than me.
go to jail
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>>39522978
Too bad that isn't your dick op

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I unironically masturbate to hentai of spider-bondage
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Like you being tied up, or being a spider and tying up other people?
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>>39522959
theres no such thing as ironic masturbation
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wtf is ironic masturbation

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So my sister's birthday was yesterday. The day before as a surprise her boyfriend of 6 years proposed to her. Honestly he's a nice guy and a hard worker, and from what I can tell has a good head on his shoulders, but honestly I don't know how to feel about it. I've been running around all weekend to help with stuff and do congratulations and send cards to relatives, so I haven't been really able to process it.

I just left my parent's house was visiting for labor day and now have time to consider it. They aren't getting married for probably a year at least, but I just don't know.

How should I feel /r9k/?
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Come on guys, help me out here. I know I should be happy for her but I'm having a hard time.
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>>39522906
Do you not trust him? What's bothering you about them getting married compared to before? I think you should trust your sister.
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>>39522906
>do congratulations and send cards to relatives

What are you some kind of bride's made bitch? Stop it, or she'll use you as a surrogate husband. What favors has she ever done for you? Exactly.

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>it's an "anon eats alone again in the college dining hall" episode
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I always ate alone in the college dining hall, usually there were other people alone there too
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>>39522882
I ate alone out of choice in an attempt to achieve loner status... and it ended up sucking even worse because I'm not ugly or undesirable enough to be abandoned to the loner life just like that.
I have been denied of being a loner, I resent the world.
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>>39522922
Wow, you sound pretty interesting. We should hang out sometime!

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Blackbots, what kind of girls do you usually attract?
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Cute Mexican/Central American hoodrats like pic related. I cannot complain.
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amime girls
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>>39522832
Fat white girls.
They are VERY bold when approaching black men.

Ive never had any success with women from my own race either l.

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>tfw no nice, responsible, intelligent guy to reject
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>>39522799
>tfw no nice, intelligent guys in my area

local tinder is full of nothing but chads who love hiking or normans who love EDM and getting drunk. Where's my shitty shut in nerd bf?
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>intelligent
>interacts with roasties
that's not how it works. an intelligent man would never ever approach a roast in the first place.
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>>39522869
We should swap places then because Intelligence, responsibility is an anathema to my vagina . Why can't the losers in my area just accept women want to be abused, we like men like pic related, huh, stupid boys, I hate men sometimes.

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