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>>39312852
aww yes, just do it. It will bring colorful to your wall :)

>>39312852
That's a real nigga book fuvking do it

>>39312852
Hungry caterpillar is patrician.

Looking at that fucker makes the feels go away

>>39312740
Autistic aloofness makes you appear stuck up and condescending. I know because I have the same problem

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>>39312740
What exactly did she mean by this though? That you look nervous or just an asshole?

>>39312740
>Are you always this stuck up
Is this what they think? I thought they thought I was just autistic, so this feels slightly better if they think I'm aloof.

>>39312608
Take a shower. Hit the weights. Have sex. Get a clue.

>>39312608
Eat a meal full of fibre to help you stay full longer.

>>39312608
Go to sleep

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

>>39312529
>Yes.
>22
>I was born a virgin, obviously.
>Nope.
>Probably not. Maybe I'll get very lucky, but I doubt it.
>I'm too introverted, lazy and selfish. At this point I think that getting a gf would be too much of a hassle. Lately I barely keep in contact with the few friends I have.

Oh wow op is an older virgin than me.

I'm 28. Usually feels like I'm the oldest virgin in virgin threads.

>>39312529
Are you virgin?
yes
If so, what age?
22
How did you become virgin?
uhm i was born virgin
Do you have any sexual experience at all?
noo
Do you believe you will ever overcome virginity?
yes, bc i'ma girl
If so, how?
i'm not ugly

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>>39312521
I neetpost all the time but lowkey depressed I cant be a normal bluepilled wagie and float through life

>>39312559
Yeah, there was a time I thought being a 'working stiff' -what we used to call them, would have been a bad end for someone 'special' like me, but now... I kinda feel like I missed the boat.

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>>39312521
I only make LARP-posts.
*BRAP*-posting is my favourite

>>39312377
I would aggressively face fuck Laura until she got a brain aneurism and died, still with my cock punching out her medulla. Fuck yea, whores.

>>39312377
Women are the ones ultimately in control of who gets selected. The women lure the men who lure her.

But honestly if you're not going your own way at this point, hope for you is lost and I have no sympathy if you die unsatisfied

>>39312377
>all of them over 40
lmao wow, i'm 32 and I don't date over 25. I couldn't even imagine what it's like to date over 30.

>>39312220
Post a face pic and prove that you actually have the beauty first. If you're a virgin honestly just start looking for sugar daddies

>>39312264
No no I am not going to post pics here, sorry. I am a KHV but I don't want a sugar daddy. I want a full blown husband. In my area, $100k isn't even enough to support a family, rent is over $3000 a month for a house, and I don't live in San Francisco or NYC.

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>>39312220
roasties GET OOOOUUUUT
SAAAAAAGE

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have u ever see ufo

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>>39311997
No, my late cousin claimed to see one but in pretty sure it was a stealth bomber from an air force base

/soc/ threads belong on /soc/.
Of course you knew that by now but you're drunk.

Bump

Original comment i swear

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Just let me post it.

whats the fucking link asshole

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>>39311875
I got a perfect 27 loser! I beat you! Easy test too!

Fertilized

>how do you want your eggs?
Fertilized.

>>39311824
E A T T H E S E

>>39311753
I usually don't go for this artist but for whatever reason this really does it for me. i would do incredibly lewd things to those feet

>>39311753
fuck footfaggots

>>39312195
It was just a random picture that I figured would get people to post here

>>39311656
with thousands of subreddits it's impossible not to find one that you are interested in

it's like 8ch but more populated

tried it for like a month but they reuse the same phrases/catchphrases over and overagain. im surprised no one gets tired of it. and the passive aggressiveness on the website is off the charts

Yep. Found out about reddit because of this place years ago. I just browse the headlines though because the comments are garbage and usually just lame jokes. /r/geopolitics is actually interesting though.

>>39311626
>Ask a guy who's been to Antarctica anything. I've also sailed to other cool places too.
what's your job? how do I get into this?

>>39311629
Us coast guard and all ya gotta go is pass boot camp and get lucky. we got two polar rollers right now, mines in dry dock. I'm a non rate on polar star deck force so i steer the ship, lookout, special sea, chill with penguins. Its all luck of the draw getting put in ice breakers but the good news is were building a ton of new ones soon. First new one will launch 2020 so that means more billets for ice breakers.

>>39311712
>the good news is were building a ton of new ones soon. First new one will launch 2020 so that means more billets for ice breakers.
what company is building them, can you post a link?

>>39311445
/r9k/, of course

This place is filled with us

>>39311489
Maybe I can find a gaybot on zeemaps? Where's the /r9k/ zeemaps if you could point me to it?

>>39311526
Oh, dang. I've seen it posted before, but I don't have it saved. You could try searching an archive for it, though. Or maybe someone else will come and post it

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>bimbo boipussi

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>>39311437
>all time time

>>39311437
i wish i had someone like that to lewd and mold me