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TFW I thought I'd lose my virginity to my gf, who I'd marry. Instead it's to a hooker
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That's pathetic. Just don't have sex
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TFW I thought I'd lose my virginity
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I lost mine 1 year before becoming a wizard
>QT cousin has me in her phone as "babes"
>Always says "oh dont lie you loooove me"
>recently rough housing with her and she dry humped me laughing saying "incest for the win" before running off
>s-send help
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>>37403194
How old is your cousin Op?
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>>37403194
can you please fuck her. like please dont be a huge fucking faggot right now
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cousins are fair game to molest each other.
i regret taking my cousin to my friend's when she came out, i should've just stayed alone with her and got into a tickle/grope war.
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How do I defeat the food Jew? 2017-05-31 03:27:28 Post No.37403192
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How do I defeat the food Jew?
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I'm a 24 year old neet and I'm 5'9 and 145 lbs. I live in America so unhealthy but good tasting food is just around the corner, and my parents have a ton of it in their house. How do I stop eating so much shit? Every time I eat over my calorie limit I think oh well I'm already over so I'll just eat more.
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>>37403192
Intermittently fast.
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You aren't even fat fuck off
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>>37403748
I'm probably fatter than you are fucking hungry skelly
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Girls is height a deal breaker? What's your cutoff?
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Anyone shorter than 6'1" might as well just transition.
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>>37403133
6' is my cutoff. But it's only the first requirement. You also have to be handsome, charming, an individual, rich, nice car etc.
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>all these manlets lying to themselves
Anyone below 7'2 might aswell kill himself
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i've taken about 15 0.25mg pills of xanax and i'm now chugging down this disgusting concoction of various alcohols . what should i expect?
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>>37402950
hopefully death junkie nigger
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You're going to throw up.
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See u tomorrow original poster
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>deeply want to impregnate a woman
>not a good enough man to have children yet
This is a bad feeling.
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This is all that I want. Yet I cannot bring myself to it.
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>>37402860
>deeply want to be impregnated by a strong man
>literally no womb
This is a bad feeling.
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Make a personal ad about it; you'd be surprised how many people wanna be single mothers but don't wanna go through IVF
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Why don't you convert to Buddhism, /r9k/? It could do a lot to improve your lives.
>But isn't Buddhism about removing desire? I don't want to give up my anime/vidya/waifus!
Unless you're aiming for total enlightenment, then you don't have to worry about not having desires. With practice, though, you can help change your more destructive and unfulfilling desires into more creative and fulfilling ones.
>Okay, but what about karma/reincarnation and all that? I'm a skeptic and I don't want to believe something I don't agree with.
The Buddhist path doesn't require you to believe things just because someone told you to. The Buddha himself openly encouraged his followers to investigate his teachings and see for themselves if they were true or not. Besides, much benefit can be drawn from even just the secular practices of Buddhism.
>Fair enough, but isn't Buddhism just for Asians and hippies?
Only if you believe it so.
So, robots, what do you think?
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I prefer nihilism thanks.
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>>37402803
Christ is the true vine. The alpha, and the omega.
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Because a religion without God is like a car without wheels
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Why don't girls just pity fuck all of the weird social rejects to prevent mass shootings?
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>>37402540
Because the rejects are fucking gross, that's why.
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would you let a fat retarded neet fuck you to prevent shootings?
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>>37402540
>muh hormones
They don't pity people they are scared might kill them in their sleep
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ITT: talk about it. Get it off your chest anons.
whats on your mind?
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I'm so tired. I feel worn out, like a husk wandering through life. I meet new people and the start to like me. Once it gets to a certain point I start to push them away because I figure who would like a person like me. Then I end up lonely again
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i'm so bored all the time
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>>37402513
I always wanted to be part of something since alone i am nothing and nobody
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Could we have a "pictures which makes you "hmmm"" thread?
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>>37402453
It's a prolapsed rectum brought to life btw
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Sure thing friendo, I always liked hmmmm threads and the board has been shit since we stopped having them.
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>>37402506
Greetings from /an/
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What do robots sound like?
vocaroo.com
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>>37402203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NG7hI9CL6a
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GOa23ioS6W
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>>37402203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CRK4Rt5B71
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Name a game better than Bloodborne.
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>>37402043
Any Dark Souls game.
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protip: you can't
oregano toast
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>>37402066
Are you seriously implying that DS1 is better than Bloodborne?
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How often do you jack off. Here's more or less a typical day for me.
>wake up
>jack off
>shower
>breakfast
>jack off
>drive to work
>jack off in the parking lot before heading in
>throughout the day jack off 3-4 times in the bathroom
>work is over
>get back in the car and jack off before leaving
>get home
>sit down on the sofa and jack off
>TV
>Dinner
>get on 4chan and jack off maybe once or twice
>shower, may or may not jack off
>get in bed
>jack off
>sleep
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I masturbate maybe four times a day or so. Varies.
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jack off in the carpark before work
>ISHYGDDT
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I haven't purposely masturbated in 5 days so I can unleash my creamy load on my Grindr daddy's chest on Friday. Can't wait to ride his girthy cock
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Saw this pic a couple days ago and I started to think about it. Pic related is truly my ideal gf. However, I realized that I would get tired of this and push her away eventually. Furthermore, I realized that it's literally a mirror image of me and that's why I've never had a gf.
Also ideal gf thread.
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Aesthetic gf is superior
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>that image quality
What is your fucking problem? Maybe the reason you can't get a gf is that you post horribly compressed pictures from facebook
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>>37402635
Show me every picture in your folder, I'm sure at least one of them has pretty nasty jpeg artifacts.
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would you consider losing your virginity to a hot roastie if you had the chance?
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I think a lot of people would, but most people are after intimacy, not casual sex. If they wanted a hot roastie, people would just visit an escort.
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Why the fuck would i not?
I don't give a shit that she's had other dicks in her, so long as they're gone by the time get there
besides, not like i'm ever gonna get laid if i only fuck virgins
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>>37401726
I'm sure most would be after the emotional validation of a hot roastie wanting to have sex with them, more than just the sex itself, so escort NO COUNT.