this is the best server to exist:
vh6DZvP
>>37587080
FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT
>>>/soc/
NO BODY WANTS YOU JOIN OR YOUR FAGGY FRIENDS.
>>37587080
this server is pretty cancerous
>huge amount of people
>colors
>roles
>circlejerking
>tons of voice chats
>orbiting
no thanks
this guy has never seen star wars I'm going to stream it to him, come and see if you want, or do not hehe xd https://discordapp.com/invite/5nx9JrB
>be me, small, average to decent looking guy
>At work
>I have to help a girl who is new
>Whenever she asks for help I help her and I'm being pretty chill
>I kinda like her
>We start talking a bit more and ask if she wants to hang out later
>I message her after work asking when and what she wants to do
>Waiting for a reply I see her status
>She has bf
>mfw
What do I do now? If she brings her bf I'll have make clear that I just want to be friends (not ideal but I'm fine with that) otherwise he'll kick my ass or something, but that will make me look like a beta retard. Do I just tell them I'm gay or something?
>>37587078
Yeah, tell her you're gay.
>>37587132
I don't live in a big city and I think she has of friends, That'll mean I'll never have a chance on getting a gf again. I'm into dudes as well so it wouldn't matter too much but still
>>37587132
Also, anxiety makes it hard for me to talk to others in general. I would be even more fucked
Anyone happen to know a good resource for getting free digital copies of books? Not necessary school textbooks.
>>37586999
google bookz
or check the lit sticky
are you retarded
>>37586999
I usually just grab novels offa PB
>>37586999
filetype:pdf
you're welcome
Have your parents every tried to set you up with a girl?
>>37586968
No but at this point I wish they would. They know how ugly I am so they don't even try or encourage me to get a girlfriend because they know I'd have to lower my standards really really fucking low. So in reality they don't even think I deserve a gf
>>37586968
They're not stupid, they know giving a bitch some money will only result in happy ending for a night. It comes with the territory I guess.
Although, on a side note, they can have fun when my sister comes of age and my father comes storming in when she's busy getting BLACKED.
>>37586968
>23
>mom asks me why I have any gf that she knows of
>tell her a see prostitutes instead because women are a hassle
>no more questions ever asked
ez
>tfw you were born short, autistic and with a small penis because of all the shitty chemicals in the "personal care products" your stacy mom used
>cucked out of life by fucking shampoo
Things caused be xenoestrogens and endocrine disrupting chemicals
>autism
>lowers sperm count
>testicular cancer (400% increase)
>microphallus (micropenis)
>undescended testicles
>intersex
>gender dysphoria
http://www.who.int/ceh/publications/endocrine/en/
http://www.who.int/ceh/publications/endocrine/en/
There was never any hope for us. We were fucked before we were even born.
My mom was drinking and smoking while she was pregnant with me, lucky I only got Asperger's and ADD, could have been worse
that's nice and all
but nobody cares about fault
only efficiency and optimization matter now
the reduction of drag is mathematical purity
our elimination is outside the scope of meaningless compassion
guy video'd and uploaded a triple murder suicide
>inb4 but who was upload
uploaded before he an hero'd
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dead-murder-suicide-weis-market-northeast-pa-article-1.3230758
https://twitter.com/egsworld
^murder tapes uploaded to mediafire on that twitter
>>37586956
>alright which one of you did this
>triple murder suicide
Ever taken a logic course before? Or are you that dumb?
>>37587213
woah sick dude
>>37586956
Wow what a piece of shit. I wish he was alive so I could kill him in a very painful way.
What did his coworkers do wrong? So fucking unfair.
The more I understand homosexuals the more I despise them. And what's with that weird and untallented comics crap and horse dolls? How retarded was this faggot?
Spongeb0b.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJN90bVVU_4
This style is overdone desu
More like James CUMMIES :-33 TALL DADDY..BIG DADDY..SLAM DUNK ME DADDY!!!!
>>37586917
>ywn be a 6'8 tall man responsible for the impeachment of an orange retard
>>37586936
Daddy is tall...daddy is BIG :- 3 POWER-DADDY save me!!!
>feel itchy
>too lazy to scratch
Can you believe that their are big, strong, and manly bearmode men browsing r9k at this very moment, who do not have a cute cuddle partner? I can't either. That needs to be fixed asap.
And to all fatties here with no muscle, literally all you need to do is hit the weights a few times per week and you will soon become a symbol of raw, sexual, masculinity and power. You could have gay boys and traps tripping over each other to just rub your musclegut. no diet change needed too.
If you are a bear, tell me what livng that life is like? Do you get hit on? Are people afraid of you because of your size?
Or if you've had an experience with a bearish dude, post about it here please.
>If you are a bear, tell me what livng that life is like? Do you get hit on? Are people afraid of you because of your size?
I am a 20 year old KHHV NEET
I got into weightlifting as a hobby when I was 14, pretty strong now I guess
too lazy to cut/no motivation
>He fell for the girlfriend meme
The unoriginality of this thread proves my point even more
>>37586798
I fell for the virgin girlfriend from highschool meme who I've still been with for 6 years. Sometimes I think it would have been easier just hiring a cleaner/prostitute to do the jobs she normally does. But I guess the grass is always greener and all that.
I'm getting these feelings of loneliness I sometimss get during midnight, I feel it in my heart.
>>37586762
Hello!
I can keep you company for awhile
>>37586762
Extremely relatable
Hey, I just met this cute girl today. We go to the same college, same career path, and near the same major. I'll be seeing her multiple times a week until the summer ends. I left a good first impression I think.
Her
>nice
>short
>indian
Me
>tall
>normal skinny
>not white
I spent an entire 4 hours so they could tell me what I said in the first 2 minutes thentold me there was a waiting period that would take about 3 months to get to me.
Help for the uninsured is such a meme
Me: Doc help I'm scared of people.
Doc: You're scared of people. Pay up bitch.
>>37586725
They have to do that to make sure you aren't lying idiot. You'd be a pretty shitty medical professional if you let the patients perform the diagnosis.
he is so cute, fuck white girls, you should ask for the number of shy guys like elliot
girls have a "beta-dar". they smelled it on him
>>37586636
i agree, girls should help a shy guy out to become a man.