Why the FUCK cant my ancestors guide me?
Fucking lazy ass bitches lounging around in the afterlife instead of helping their descendant.
We all need guidance, thats why we are so fucked up. But what do the manly men and womanly women of the past do? FUCK ALL thats what.
Fuck them.
Everyone has the same ancestors if you go back only a few generations
so why would they bother helping you when they have 7 billion other people to help?
>>36790202
You cant be serious right now....
Unless you meant "tens of thousands of years" by "few generations"....jesus christ mane
Because you are a pathetic disappointment to them, they don't feel like helping you.
>well look who finally showed up, pull up a seat anon!
>sorry I'm late for the autism meeting
This actually looks like fun. I hope gas mask girl doesn't have a bf because he's going to be pissed off if I bone her even though I'm probably going to go for the shy one hiding behind cuddles with the stuffed toy.
>>36790134
At least they have eachother
>dissociating
>>36790016
>Its another psychotic episode
>>36790152
eeeti
>derealizing
>scene where they flirt
>skip it because it makes me uncomfortable
>can be openly perverted and sexual
>romance or legitimate attraction makes me panic
>>36789981
>romantic scene in a game
>can't play it anymore
>>36789981
>Entire moves and TV shows involving romance, dating, former lovers etc.
>Massively popular with <30 audiences
>I can't relate to any of it because I haven't so much as held a hand
nobody can help m
e
it hurts sob ad all i have is the internet
i want to die please make it stop
even aya made fun of the idea cutting my neck with ab lunt knife
i want to stop cryin
g
it feels like im dying all the tim
e
please help me
im going to die
from illness anyways
why does this have to happen to me
i dont want to be alive anymore
i cant stop vommiting
feel so wea
k
worthless and mentally ill
aya hates me, he said im insane in the membrane
please god just end this whatevers in my head
knives are in my head
please make it stop
i want to ben ormal
ITT:
Borderline personality disorder is a hell of a drug.
>>36789965
I was never diagnosed with that disorder
>>36789965
More like histrionic personality disorder.
tfw no daddy dom bf who treats me like a princess
How can you both be dominated and treated like a princess. They're both different things.
>>36789929
>How can you both be dominated and treated like a princess. They're both different things.
Princess in public
Slave in bed
>>36789929
By being a man and acting as the king of your household. Be firm, but treat her well.
What's stopping you from becoming the girl you always wanted to be?
>>36789844
I'm fine with my penis, it's my soul I want to change.
i would but i dont want to lose my physical ability, and mental capacity
i already look like a girl
but i look like eggman mixed with a girl
so there really isnt very much winning either way
Someone offers you a button.
Every time you press it, your chance of developing an extremely debilitating 6 months to live terminal illness within 1 year increases by 1 in 5,000, but your chance of getting a 10/10 partner that loves you within 1 year also increases by 1 in 5,000 each time.
How many times do you press it?
>>36789836
1/50000 = 0.00002
0.00002 * 250000 = 50 %
I would press it 250000 times, so i ether die alone or happy.
I'd press it non stop until he misery ends.
Hopefully i get cancer tumors all over and die in a day.
>>36789836
>press button 4,999 times
>hit jackpot by kek granting me the best digits of my life
>no disease
>10/10 gf
>leave this hell
Having children is literally, by the original definition, a meme.
Nobody wants or enjoys raising those little shits, they just delude themselves into thinking they do, it's a defence mechanism created by natural selection.
That's why they always get angry at child free couples, and try to convince them to make the same mistake they did.
It's jealousy.
>Nobody wants or enjoys raising those little shits
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>36789828
Only stupid people or the most amazing people on the planet want kids
Almost had it OP.
I would have kids if I could skip the first 2-3 years because they don't anything except shit, piss and eat.
Any other gays here who don't believe in global warming?
I'm getting sick of this, every time I meet up with a cute robot boy in my area and they start blabbering about how I should recycle and don't burn my trash and my house smells and blah blah blah blah blah
it's a bunch of horse shit
I don't care
Seems like a pretty niche problem you've got there my dude.
>>36789818
clean your damn house you lazy fuck
no one wants to be in a place that smells like burnt garbage
I recycle but I don't go out of my way to do so. If there's not already a recycling bin nearby I'm not gonna bother.
>be 14
>first people at school starting to get gfs
>none of the girls like me
>its ok it will be my turn soon
>be 16
>when i am older it will be my turn, just a few more years
>be 18
>everyone gets laid in college i will be fine
>be 21
>maybe i will get a gf after i get a job
>be 25
>it must be my turn soon. just have to keep working and saving money
>be 27
>it will never be my turn
God damn it I know this feel.
>there'll be someone special for you anon, you just have to wait
No there isn't.
>>36789805
>Literally live as long waiting for something as you spent living before even wanting it.
How in the fuck do you guys not get to the point where you realize that it's you, not them, and that you need to change if you want them?
>>36790063
how do you change if youre a sociopath degenerate pedophile ?
im just tired of all the lies, i cant get someone by being my self
Memes aside, has anyone here dated a girl (male)? What is boipucci like? Was it nsa or did you have romantic love? Where can I meet a cute trap?
Plz respond senpai
>>36789804
>boipucci
After all these years, I still don't know what the word boipucci refers to. Is it the cock or the asshole?
I mean both makes sense. A girl (male) can't have a vagina, so in the place of her pussy there is a cock instead (hence boipucci - to differentiate between a male and a female pussy). But also the asshole serves as the vagina of the girl (male), so you can refer to it as boipucci, to make sure you're talking about a girl (male) and not a girl (female).
>>36789945
It's a cute butthole
Fembot FEELS
>That tfw when no bf in months
>>36789678
Hey, where's that little mushroom fella from?
>>36789678
>months
low quality bait
>>36789719
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
Is it normal to sniff and masturbate to your sister's panties?
>>36789623
Yes>>36789623
Ofcourse it is.
i lost the track on the number of times i did it
i lost the track on the number of times i did it
orig ng
What does it mean if a girl tells you to "take a fucking bath"?
>>36789602
You smell like fucking wet trash and shit
She's shit-testing you anon.
If this was said in conversation make sure to press your body against hers, look her in the eye, smile then say "You look like you need one too, anonette. Why don't we take it at my mom's house?"
Walk into a pharmacy, pretend you're looking at shit, wait for an Indian to buy perfume, and buy the same one.
Those poor bastards lost the genetic lottery, just like you did.