Who here /comfy/ living quarters?
>cahsier recognizes you and remembers your order
>can never go there again
Anyone else know this feel?
Who /drunk/ here?
What are your frustrations in life?
What are your objectives?
Why are you drunk?
For me it's:
>Being a social retard and a lazy piece of shit.
>Becoming a self-made know-it-all billionaire who can be as smug as he wants because he owns the world.
>acknowledging how much of a retard and delusional fuck you became during two years of complete isolation hurts
Now I have only one objective, gaining more knowledge, that's all I'm good for.
I unironically hate women
Guys, now that I think about.
There isn't a significant shortage of proctologists, right?
Does it mean that there are thousands of people among us who went to college with a firm determination to work with people's anuses for the rest of his life? Like "mommy, I want to be an ass doctor when I grow up".
Well, no. That's not how it works. If they grew up wanting to do anything, it was probably wanting to be a doctor. So they grew up, went to med school and after a few years picked a specialty, which usually happens because there's an area they find interesting or it has a shortage of doctors or there's a lack of research being done in that field. Nobody grows up thinking they want to be an 'ass doctor' any more than an engineer grows up wanting to designing driveshafts for the rest of his life.
i have to go to a colon an rectal surgeon at least a couple times a month and get a needle in my perianal area and i always think about this like damn this guy signed up to look at my fat ass and drain butt abscesses
ITT rose best moment
>they gotta save the money (the jews) its important for them.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU CALL HO YOU FILTHY TRASH PIECE OF SCUM FAILURE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE
DONT INSULT R9K QUEEN FUCKING NEW FAG ARGHHHHHHHHHH
Just imagine waking up to this and tasting black pudding everytime you purp.
Dont fall for the alcohol meme guys, i only started one year ago and this is the result.
>artificial hymen or restoration of hymen
>"The normal aim is to cause bleeding during post-nuptial intercourse, which in some cultures is considered proof of virginity."
How is a guy supposed to choose a partner in 2017? What the fucking fuck they can just fake this shit now and we would have zero idea. That girl who says she's a pure virgin and you broke her hymen could in fact have had 50 dicks in her before you. WHAT THE FUCK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>you will never meet a girl who shares your hobbies and interests
>all girls that share my hobbies and interests are mentally unstable and have many other red flags
discuss this cool image i made
How do I get awkward DPRK gf?
It's literally impossible anon, Impossible.
Failed normie thread, no virgins allowed.
> last time you got laid
> reason your dry spell is so long
4/10 looks, social anxiety
Guys I pretty much have no choice but to become a 100% shut in wizard now for the rest of my life.
>go to gamestop, see cute cashier
>remember the GameStop girl meme, don't really flirt with her, but talk games with her when I check out, she's super friendly
>gives me butterflies but I know better than to try and get with her
>just let myself enjoy having a crush on someone for the first time in years
>go in a few more times to buy games and chat, one time she even approched me without prompted and started talking to me
>still, this is strictly workplace friendliness I know, so keep chats game related
>one day see her on normiebook
>she's mutuals with some Stacy I went to highschool with
>click on her profile, sure enough it's her
>put phone in pocket and go to take a shit
>finish my shit, go sit down and check my phone
>she's messaged me
>heart picks up, check message
>"why did you tag someone in my photo who wasn't in it?"
>heart sinks, autism kicks in
>"haha, just an accident, sorry."
>delete the conversation
I guess I like, pocket tagged someone in a photo of hers? Now I can never go into her store again. she was cute too.
>tfw addicted to shoplifting
who else here /lift/?
Only because I get greedy
I've been doing a lot of speed recently and stealing things. When I'm sober I never get caught, it's just when I start tweaking out for days I do these wierd shoplifting binges where I can't help myself and don't give a shit
I've been away from home for over a week and ready to KMS. Every road is flooded and I'm going stir crazy.
Fuck, I want back in Texas now, but it's too late. I have access to a rubber hose for strangulation or a toaster and a bathtub for electric execution. Tips before I go?
If you wanna go at least go in an interesting way. Buy cowboy clothes and two of the biggest knives you can find, then go to Houston and fight the street sharks