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You have TEN SECONDS to explain why I'm alive.
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>>35269496
Ur parents fugged
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>>35269496
because you haven't died yet
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so your mom wont cry over your cropse floating in a bathtub of blood, piss, and doo doo
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WOMEN BTFO
How will they ever recover, /r9k/ ?
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Not even the best Nietzsche quote on women. Step up your game senpai.
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>>35269499
show us the best quote shitposter
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There's always a catch with this dude.
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Has anyone else's fetishes gotten too extreme that you can't get hard by simply looking at a naked woman or regular porn?
Usually I have to fap to scat, lactation, and other shitty fetishes or I can't cum. Is there a way to return to my previous self? Would nofapwork?
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>>35269465
I'm not that far gone, but basic nudity and porn doesn't do much for me.
If you take a break for a while, vanilla stuff can start to get exciting again.
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>>35269566
Currently on day 2 of nofap. Haven't gone this far in years.
I just miss the days where I'd get hard just looking at facebook pool photos.
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>>35269465
I'm gone. I fapped to feederism and girls with huge guts too much. Normal girls don't even get me turned on a little bit. I'm so ashamed but I keep doing it.
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Are black robots the "untouchables" of robots?
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>>35269430
Nah, but since it's 4chan you've got to have thick enough skin to not be avoided by the nigger word. And there's been a lot more /pol/ cross-contamination lately, and just general racebait shitposts in general, which doesn't help. Also most of the posters here are like 16, which seemed natural back when I was using 4chan at that age but makes this site feel a lot more alien now. Anyways, point is this is the internet's collective rock bottom and the idea of castes at such a level is laughable.
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>>35269430
>sound white
>talk to other robots on discord
>laugh sperg out and shit post for 2 hours
>listen to them all karaoke "I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to be free"
>conflicted on how to approach
>they still don't know I'm black
wat do?
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>>35270372
kill self originally
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>He hasn't enlisted to serve under president Trump
You're missing out
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>tfw the military is literally my last option before I commit suicide
If you're not medically DQ'd by MEPS then you're not a TruRobot
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>us military is literally shilling on r9k of all places
I thought trump was going to make america great again?
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I'm in the hiring process for the border patrol. I get to arrest and shoot spics for a living, dream come true.
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name one thing in life that is worse than moving out
friendly tip, you can't
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1.prison
2.aids
3.gangrape
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Being a virgin.
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Being a wagecuck so you can afford to move out (if you're lucky that is and your masters give you enough to rent a place)
>be me
>planning suicide
>get a call from woman asking me if I ever finished writing book.
>I said no, and asked why
>she said her daughter has been waiting 2 years for me to finish and considers me a role model
>I even encouraged her to become a writer.
Fuck this hits me hard, if I kill myself how will it affect her.
It's so fucking selfish of a mom to do this to me.
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Pump out a book and then commit suicide.
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she wont care, a lot of my heroes killed themselves or tried to.
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>>35269384
They're just trying to stop you
Free yourself from the bonds of suffering.
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Life is so meaningless and depressing.
Im healthy, fit, educated, as sexually active as i care for, doing well financially, and relatively intelligent, and guess what? It does not make it better. Life is still meaningless and shitty.
Life is still meaningless, its just me, as well as all other humans, trying to chase uselesss pointless dopamine, for no higher reason than pleasure.
People who're clinically depressed must have it pretty well, because contrary to actual existential depression, its simply caused by a bunch of imbalances in the brain, and if they get the right meds, it too will pass.
>be me
>something good happens
>still be sad realizing that it does not matter whether im sad or happy
Please, im begging you guys, give some solid arguments that atleast open up the possibillity of there being some meaning to it all. If there at least existed a posibillity of me being wrong, i'd have a reason to live on, but currently, there is no reason to not kill myself (no reason to do it either) though.
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just do what pic related did
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>>35269360
Heroin? Thats not gonna solve anything. Still just meaninglessly trying to make myself happy. I dont want happiness, i want the suffering of life to be meaningful, which it currently isnt.
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>>35269413
be altruistic, let your suffering be the catalyst that triggers you to help others who are suffering
volunteer, join a cause, do for others, give back to the world
>tfw psychologist in one week
i dont wanna go outside
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most psychologists are moderately mentally ill. it's what draws them to the profession.
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I leave my house once a fortnight to see a psychologist. You can do it, anon. The worst part is the public bus ride there.
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>Leave me alone
>I won't pick up the phone
>And I won't listen to messages
>Sent by someone who calls up and says:
>'I don't like how you're living my life'
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>Get yourself a wife
>Get yourself a job
>You're living a dream
>Don't you be a slob
Ashd SaaS ghsjgs
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>I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright
>I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
>I don't care what you say anymore this is my life
>Go ahead with your own life leave me alone
Anonymous
Lets get educated, hold onto ur nickers! 2017-03-04 12:22:44 Post No.35269185
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Lets get educated, hold onto ur nickers!
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1. Computer games should only be allowed after children have taken care of other responsibilities. For example, parents are strongly advised to set a rule that video games can only be played after homework has been completed (and completed with effort).
2. To prevent computer addiction from taking hold and to regain control after it has been established, computer games should be played no more than one or two hours per day - especially during the school year. Specific age-appropriate guidelines and recommendations can be found in the downloadable book "How To Help Children Addicted to Video Games".
3. Children addicted to computer games will happily play for hours at a time. Although this can provide valuable free time for busy moms and dads, parents need to make sure that computer games are not their child's primary activity or form of entertainment. Decades ago, parents were warned about using television as a babysitter and the same advice now applies to computer games. It is absolutely critical to set and enforce firm daily limits as described in point # 2 above.
4. Access to computer games should be viewed as an earned privilege, not an automatic right.
5. Regardless of who "pays" for the computer game, parents should always have final approval of any game that enters the home. Sometimes parents believe that if the child has earned his or her money (or even if it is an allowance) they should be free to spend it on whatever they like. Incorrect. Children addicted to computer games very often prefer the more mature games (violent first person shooters, online role playing games) that should have never entered the home in the first place. Parents should become very family with ESRB ratings and prescreen all potential purchases. Doing so would almost certainly reduce the number of children addicted to computer games.
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>>35269185
I agree anon. I feel the same way about porn, too.
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HOLD ONTO UR NICKERZ MORE TRUTH BOMBZ. MISBEHAVOING KIDZ:
I am 13 years old and I have always had great grades in school, rarely have detention and wear lots of makeup. I'm very responsible and mature for my age and babysit my brother?
My mum thinks quit the contrary however. I tried to explain that all my friends have the extra super huge jumbo cock and that I can handle the content. But she was really strict when she found out that it was an 18.
How can I prove to my mum that I am mature enough for this.
Please don't say '' oh you should not be eating cock you are 13'' because I am quite responsible and I'm 14 in November.
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What kind of parent let their kids have their own pc at such a young age that they need to come up with this rules?
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>tfw I look younger than people younger than me
At least I can get away with not being successful yet.
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>>35269162
But do people take you seriously?
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>tfw I have this going on but I'm not happy about it like OP because I'm not a gayboy
I'm turning 25 this year but I look like I'm 17.
I still get carded whenever I go buy alcohol/tobacco or whenever I take my grandma to the casino. Sometimes I'll be deluded enough to think "maybe online dating will work for me this time" and I consistently get shut down 100% of the time because my age doesn't match up with my face in my "selfies".
>mfw whenever I comment/complain about this IRL, the only people who tell me "oh wul maybe thats like a good thing" are women and gayboys
>mfw they literally do not comprehend masculinity at all
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>>35269224
Yeah people take me seriously, if not more because I appear young with a lot of wisdom.
>>35269223
I don't drink so I guess that's not a problem.
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>realize why I don't have friends not because the idea of me is more interesting than the reality of me
>but because I believe the story or idea of me is interesting at all
>tfw I only recently realized how faggoty*1 my identity really is
*t. 1. "annoying burdensome female like characteristics"
2. "Homosexual behavior"
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>>35269152
Just stop being a faggot, OP. Not hard.
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nobody is interesting
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>>35269299
I think you're interesting.
I think everyone is interesting until Ive learned too much about them
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First Comfy Vs Cozy debate Thread 2017-03-04 12:20:58 Post No.35269141
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First Comfy Vs Cozy debate Thread
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Here's the agenda:
All this talk about "Comfy" and "Cozy", and people posting comfy threads, but the pics don't look comfy, but cozy.
We need to know, definitively, what is comfy and what is cozy.
Cozy or comfy:
>Anime
>Chicken Tendies
>Traps
>Neetbux
>Small village
>Flowers
>Milk and cookies
>Blanket
>Snow
>Classical music
>Weed
>Alcohol
>2D waifu
>Vidya
Please use clean language. Let's keep it civil.
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They literally are the same definition.
what the fuck is this shit
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Not going to get too deep into this but I think comfy is more of a state of mind and cozy has more links to the physical. The two are intrinsically linked, of course; a cozy blanket makes you comfy.
When people say their tendies and alcohol (for example) are comfy, they aren't describing physical properties but rather, are describing their conduciveness to a comfy atmosphere or mindset.
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>>35269188
They are literally not the same..
Fuck off back to ravioli.
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>tfw sit at bus station.
>sit right beside comrades but do not talk with them
>antisocial smoking and drinking normies come to me
>girl asks if I want the number of her friend (girl)
>I say no twice
>She says I'm ugly afterwards
Fucking KEK. Don't give normalfags a chance. Be yourselves my men.
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>>35269079
keep fighting the good fight, anonymous
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Fuck off you faggot Commie. Your ideology is a fucking cancer and Marx is a faggot.
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>>35269114
>Implying I'm a communist
KEK