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Would it be a good idea to focus on fucking around with guys instead of women because it's easier and I'm bicurious anyways?

It seems like I have to put shitloads of time and effort into socializing with a woman/emotionally manipulate or look like Chad Thundercock if I want to get laid
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>>38149409
That's like eating a turd because you don't have any chocolate.
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Ehh, us gays might not want you either. We're not all easy, you know.

Don't 'go gay' just because you're not getting what you want from women. Go gay because you want to bang a dude and he turns you on and you're excited.

Good luck!
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>>38149409
Yeah, there are some serious medical and prescription shit that could help in you in your faggotventures. Just try to ease into it, like first girls with boy-like features, then traps, and so on. It's not as hard as you think.

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In this thread we give not a single person a (you).
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Sounds good.

I am a feminist, and we should fight the wage gap.
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The wage gap doesn't exist
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>>38149347
>>38149367
sure, i'll join you faggots

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Happy 4th of July, Ameribots.

What are your plans for today? BBQ? Going to the beach with your gfs to watch the fireworks? Shopping?

You're not just going to spend the day posting on here, right?

Pic kind of related, it's fun to make fun of yourselves sometimes :)
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>>38149211
Like all patriotic Americans, I'm attending a family barbeque.
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Sitting at home masturbating.
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Celebrate my bday with dinner with family

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How come when a guy's girlfriend fucks another guy, he blames the guy/kicks his ass/etc. and not the girl?
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>he thinks roasties have agency
They're barely a step above animals. What exactly are you punishing them for?
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>>38149192
Because you cant hit a girl teehee
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>>38149192
I know right I personally agree in fact id go as far as saying hes a good guy for showing me shes a roasty and shes not worth my time

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On day four of no fap. Nothing has changed yet, but that's expected.

Any other robots on /nofap/ or at least tried /nofap/ in the past? Share your gripes/experiences with it.

Advice is also nice.
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I nofapped for 2 weeks to be able to get harder and cum more. It worked, I wanna do it again but fuck I have 0 self control and can't last more than a week
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>>38149202
You can do it man, you did it before.
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>>38149167
>day four
>no fap

That doesn't even qualify as nofap.

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Someone stole $400 from me last night; I'm not s rich man, so could someone bring me some tree, or some ice today? Im disabled...
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sure where do you live? If same city i'll get u ice
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Yeah you do have to be pretty mentally disabled to ask for drugs on 4chan
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*biggie cheeze steps in"
yo, i;m biggie cheeze

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is running on empty
Food review
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roses are red

violets are blue

life might sometime be a little ruff

but so are you!
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>>38149427
Awwew that's cute
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>>38149046
i kek'd

thanks reviewbrah

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>perception of time is getting faster as you get older

make it fucking STOP
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>not wanting to die
another normie thread
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i started noticing around 16
but what i didn't expect is that it just keeps getting faster
that felt like a week ago, but it was actually 5 years ago
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>>38149006
>make it fucking stop
no thanks pls accelerate

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>it'll get better in high school
>it'll get better in college
>it'l' get better in university
>it will get better when i have a job
>ive wasted my entire fucking life, my youth is gone ive missed out on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life
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>>38148964
Holy fuck thats me.
I just got out of high school and i honestly i feel i wasted my childhood.
>never really had friends
>never been with a girl
>never did any of the stuff kids do like sneak into r rated films or hell even been to a real party.
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>>38148964
me in a nutshell, m80
I remember being 18 years old and feeling so down and alone, and thought about how next year I would finally find someone and it would all get better.
10 years later and here I am, still
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Jokes on you, it actually got better (but it had to go worse first)
I have no regrets

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>tfw balls hang lower than dick
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>>38148947
take a cold shower or just be in a cold area youre sack will tighten up
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Same but my dick curves upward and it's above average
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Same but i'm a grower. If i get the chance to show my pp to a girl it wont be flaccid

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sonic oc thread
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>>38148941
>>38148963
>>38148985
these are magnificent, please continue

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>When you're so poor that buying shitty food from McDonald's is considered a luxury

What's a really cheap place to buy food?
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>>38148889
The earth. You buy food with work and time.
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>>38148889

I dont eat fast food anymore, but dominos was always the way to go.

Shit pizza, but $5 a pop. Honestly prettt cheap for the calories.

America is probably cheaprr still desu.
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>>38148889
Farmers Market. Buy beans, lentils, rice. Learn to cook.

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Why are asian qts so hot and desirable?
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>>38148886
Why do Asians do the best BBW porn?
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>>38148886
they're not. thats it.
don't generalize your shitty taste.
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>>38148886
Post more pls

This comment is not really original

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>Mom just gave me the "Anon, we need to talk about your health and weight" talk
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>>38148874
taking care of your body isn't for everyone anon
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Happens to most of us fatties living with their parents
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>>38148874
How did that go for you?

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if you're lonely why not find another robot to live with?
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when do i move in?

origana desu
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My mom wants me to get a 3 room apartment and rent out the other two rooms to people, so maybe. I wouldn't mind rooming with robots.
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>>38148842
If I can't fuck 'em, and I can't cuddle 'em, and I can't kiss 'em, then I don't want 'em

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