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who /can't wait til all boomers die/ here
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>>37720941
The day Lynch dies, kino dies

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Why should a girl be with you, when she can be with the other 5,000 guys that message her on her social media?
Yes, even the ugly girls get that much attention.
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Because your a baiting slag
Sage

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>Love what you can, love what you can
>Til it dies
>Then let it lie

>Let it fly
>Away


Farewell, >>>/r9k/.
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I like Andrew Jackson Jihad.
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>>37720927
been listening to all his albums on yt since my hdd got wiped with all my music
it was a fitting lyric to an ending tune, paralleled to this place.
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>>37720959
I've seen them live three times. They're probably my favorite band, and I really relate to some of their stuff. Knife Man is my favorite album.

Pic related is me 4 years ago on the right

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>main character is a neet
>goal is to destroy a roastie
>and to profit off neetbux
>his friends fucking mercy kill him

>also narrator pretends to be deaf and mute to avoid said roastie
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Draw pepe from memory. Post results.
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I cheated on my drawing :^)
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oh christ on a cracker
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This doesn't look like pepe

wanted to make a kik group so fellow robots can meet up and talk and shit. dont be shy
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ok so u know how i said >>37719120?

well it wasn't that. actually its the wojack where hes soooooo furious and mad that even his facelines are extra bold, he has like volcano lines running through him, his entire face is just shadowed by his anger and tears you know?

its NOT a regular crying frustrated wojack!

it's like he's having an aneurysm

does anyone know?

its the one where its like black red on a white background but hes EXTRA EXTRA xxxxxxx furious please helppppp :(((( or crying/frustrated ok thanks!!! :(((:*(((((
its like GRRRRRRR shaking embodified
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>post sob story on reddit
>"pm me anytime'
>never do
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how the fuck do you just "hang out" with new people without drinking or something. im good at dates with things i want to fuck but if it's just someone who makes me laugh in passing idk how i can begin forming a more familiar relationship. do i take them bowling or something what the fuck
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>>37720689
The main thing for hanging out with new people is a safe activity that has an out. Do something light and in public for the 1st few times hanging out with someone. Obviously it's easier if you have a shared interest or hobby but theres a lot of safe activities like food, coffee, movies traveling together to/from another larger activity you're both attending. Bowling could work too or paintbal, go carting, axe throwing or w.e something extreme in the first few times you hang out with someone can definitely make you more memorable. It all depends on the person learn to read the situations through trial and error.

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>tfw no musclebound bf
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Het lost aidsboy
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Your degenerate threads never last.
Just fuck off and stop posting

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>reach to open driver door handle
>pull
>literally breaks off
>get in from passenger side
>drive off
>one block away
>flat tire
>take off bad tire
>put on 11 year old spare tire
>low air
>try to drive to nearest gas station
>emergency vehicles (cops, ambulance, fire trucks block off road)
>forcing everyone to turn on expressway
>begin to turn onto expressway
>tire slips off the rim
>now waiting for tow truck

i wanna die
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>>37720567
Just abandon your car Anon. You clearly weren't meant to drive and the universe did everything it could to stop you. Continuing at this point is asking for death in a firey car crash.

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>anon, i feel like you might be trying to seduce me..
>eh, no.
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I'm fatter than that man
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>>37720541
Why do asian men have such great fat distribution? I store alot of fat in my chest and gut so I look aweful; this guy is a lot fatter than me but it looks good
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>>37721362
Its not Asians, he is a sumo wrestler.

Exercise makes fat distribution more equal across the body.

The usual drawn out sigh concludes my shift

loose tie, coffee stains on my gingham shirt

The needle on the speedometer flickers over the minimum driving speed

How I dream of the ephemeral joys of youth

Once a child to a loving mother

The world was my oyster, ready to be conquered

.. An eternity awaits at my dwelling

Another night alone.
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>>37720380
adopt an older dog bro

>what's that fembot?
>sorry but I'm not interested in you, go ask Rodger, he seems into you
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If you think about it, trying to date a 3D girl is a three-front war:

-you and your own awkwardness, making sure you don't fuck up

-her, her emotional issues and what she is hiding from you (chad)

-the collective of chads who are all competing with you and waiting for you to fuck up to take her from you

When normies say it's easy to date a girl, they aren't considering any of this.
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>>37720343
It's even worse, normies, beta orbiters. their friends, family even your friends will be there waiting for you to fuck up sometimes even participating,


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