>Love what you can, love what you can
>Til it dies
>Then let it lie
>Let it fly
>Away
Farewell, >>>/r9k/.
I like Andrew Jackson Jihad.
>>37720927
been listening to all his albums on yt since my hdd got wiped with all my music
it was a fitting lyric to an ending tune, paralleled to this place.
>>37720959
I've seen them live three times. They're probably my favorite band, and I really relate to some of their stuff. Knife Man is my favorite album.
Pic related is me 4 years ago on the right
>main character is a neet
>goal is to destroy a roastie
>and to profit off neetbux
>his friends fucking mercy kill him
>also narrator pretends to be deaf and mute to avoid said roastie
Draw pepe from memory. Post results.
I cheated on my drawing :^)
oh christ on a cracker
This doesn't look like pepe
wanted to make a kik group so fellow robots can meet up and talk and shit. dont be shy
ok so u know how i said >>37719120?
well it wasn't that. actually its the wojack where hes soooooo furious and mad that even his facelines are extra bold, he has like volcano lines running through him, his entire face is just shadowed by his anger and tears you know?
its NOT a regular crying frustrated wojack!
it's like he's having an aneurysm
does anyone know?
its the one where its like black red on a white background but hes EXTRA EXTRA xxxxxxx furious please helppppp :(((( or crying/frustrated ok thanks!!! :(((:*(((((
its like GRRRRRRR shaking embodified
>post sob story on reddit
>"pm me anytime'
>never do
how the fuck do you just "hang out" with new people without drinking or something. im good at dates with things i want to fuck but if it's just someone who makes me laugh in passing idk how i can begin forming a more familiar relationship. do i take them bowling or something what the fuck
>>37720689
The main thing for hanging out with new people is a safe activity that has an out. Do something light and in public for the 1st few times hanging out with someone. Obviously it's easier if you have a shared interest or hobby but theres a lot of safe activities like food, coffee, movies traveling together to/from another larger activity you're both attending. Bowling could work too or paintbal, go carting, axe throwing or w.e something extreme in the first few times you hang out with someone can definitely make you more memorable. It all depends on the person learn to read the situations through trial and error.
>tfw no musclebound bf
Het lost aidsboy
Your degenerate threads never last.
Just fuck off and stop posting
>reach to open driver door handle
>pull
>literally breaks off
>get in from passenger side
>drive off
>one block away
>flat tire
>take off bad tire
>put on 11 year old spare tire
>low air
>try to drive to nearest gas station
>emergency vehicles (cops, ambulance, fire trucks block off road)
>forcing everyone to turn on expressway
>begin to turn onto expressway
>tire slips off the rim
>now waiting for tow truck
i wanna die
>>37720567
Just abandon your car Anon. You clearly weren't meant to drive and the universe did everything it could to stop you. Continuing at this point is asking for death in a firey car crash.
>anon, i feel like you might be trying to seduce me..
>eh, no.
I'm fatter than that man
>>37720541
Why do asian men have such great fat distribution? I store alot of fat in my chest and gut so I look aweful; this guy is a lot fatter than me but it looks good
>>37721362
Its not Asians, he is a sumo wrestler.
Exercise makes fat distribution more equal across the body.
The usual drawn out sigh concludes my shift
loose tie, coffee stains on my gingham shirt
The needle on the speedometer flickers over the minimum driving speed
How I dream of the ephemeral joys of youth
Once a child to a loving mother
The world was my oyster, ready to be conquered
.. An eternity awaits at my dwelling
Another night alone.
>>37720380
adopt an older dog bro
>what's that fembot?
>sorry but I'm not interested in you, go ask Rodger, he seems into you
If you think about it, trying to date a 3D girl is a three-front war:
-you and your own awkwardness, making sure you don't fuck up
-her, her emotional issues and what she is hiding from you (chad)
-the collective of chads who are all competing with you and waiting for you to fuck up to take her from you
When normies say it's easy to date a girl, they aren't considering any of this.
>>37720343
It's even worse, normies, beta orbiters. their friends, family even your friends will be there waiting for you to fuck up sometimes even participating,
I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group where the new members of the group started a coup and killed the old time masters, so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why girls are super slutty at a young age.
I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
I can't get focused on the bitch while having sex guys, I always think about the stuff that I usually fap to.
while I think that bitch gives me the succ and it takes like an hour to cum for me. because I am always losing my focus at that moment of fucking.
I am about to give up on sex, just fapping to satisfy my humanly desires.
What do I do guys? This will surely effect my relationships with normal people, which will decrease my influence on the normie friend circles of mine.
what the fuck should I do?
>>37720319
i get off thinking about what her father would think of be fucking his little princess.
>>37720351
she'd be probably happy about her having me as a bf because my family is rich aside of me being decent looking.
and she is 6/10 at most
this is not helping anon
>>37720414
shes a mormon i never got to fuck. Now she's getting married and I'm here fapping to trap hentai