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>>35867720
I don't even get that far. I've never made one despite crippling loneliness. I'm deathly afraid of talking to people.
I've accepted my fate though so no big deal.

>>35867720
It's no bid deal these days OP. All of my coworkers are on these sites (which I found kids strange, but again it's the norm these days)

>>35867720
>know the only way I'll ever get a date with a girl is through a dating website
>too scared to even make a profile
>have 0 pictures of myself
>this would mean I have to take pictures of myself
>I'm not photogenic
>can't work up courage to take pictures of myself
>also think I'm too young to be on a dating website (I think I'm 20)
>don't really want to go on a dating website because that implies you are looking for a wife
>I'm not ready to support a family let alone myself

8/10, to much blue, and it isnt full of hair

deformed and disgusting tbqh

>>35867714
eww
ooooooopoi

>>35867701
>MIDDLE SCHOOL
hmmmmm

>>35867960
Why didn't you sage you fucking newfag. You just bumped this middle schooler's thread back to page 1. Kill yourself for being a newfag

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Middle school eh?

underage B&

>>35867672
Stop making threads you fat cunt

>>35867672
230, 5'11

wanna go on SS

that fat cunt with his chad face aesthetics makes me so jelly and mad

>>35867659
go to asia originallo

>>35867659
>>realize that I'm hot and have always been and suddenly remember all the girls who wanted me in jr high and high school
Is this true? How can you say you'll never be attractive if this is true?

>>35867685
Why?
>>35867742
No it was just a sudden memory in the narrative of the dream. It does not reflect my real life jr high or high school experience.

>>35867637
There's nothing funny about never having seen a vagina

>>35867696
>"Ha ha that's it! You should seriously be like a comedian or something!"

>>35867637
*pulls out pistol and blows brain out*

>30 years old
lad, your life is already over

>>35867677
but I'm fucking more prime pussy than you've ever dreamed of m8 ;)

As long as you aren't reckless with it, you could make it work. I would invest some of it as well

>>35867618
fuck you Mario, you let your brother cuck you and she had his kid

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>that 15 page paper on Red Tide that's due in 3 weeks

I will just rush through it with hours to spare like I always do and get a B or low A

>>35867618
pfff, I'm in the middle of it right now and it's going p good, j-just taking a quick break

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>>35867581
GET OTU GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FUCKINGGG NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKIGN GET OUT

NORMIES DO NOT BELOG JHERE

YOU FUCKING STUPID CHAD LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEE

>>35867581
GTFO normie

but deflower the other girl

I'd say go with the one that won't give you head everyday, since head everyday makes the pleasure go away. You'd probably get it eventually. Or be a man hoe and have a side bitch. Either way.

is this a friendship general?

Friends beget friends.

If you're isolated, it's not hard, it's almost completely impossible. It's like trying to escape a black hole past the event horizon.

Normies will never understand this until they have everything taken away from them.

>mom asks if I have friends on the Internet
>don't play vidya, don't own steam
>can't even get friends in /r9k/
haha.....

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only way i know of

>>35867489
You don't. Women can't be chivalrous and protect men.

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>>35867489
anime doesn't reaI

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Don't be shy just come post whatever you wish.
Ask whatever you wanna ask.
Or just come derail and tell stories. We're more than willing to talk to everyone.

I'm interested in the account

Jsvjsosbw

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>>35867982
Well i dont really wanna give the account, it aint worth shit. its a scammer account that has no stats (might be lvl 3 still>?? and possibly ban material I can log in sometime and give you the gold. Ill keep your user name saved for when i get data back.

>>35867428
How does a condom clog a toilet? Is your plumbing made of fucking bendy straws?

>>35867470
Could be those itty bitty plastic pipes they put into single-wide mobile homes.

t. former Kentuckian.

>>35867428
>>Flush condom down toilet

okay but why

>>35867470

Anything that isn't toilet paper can clog a toilet

I don't know why Americans think that toilets = magical garbage

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>>35867378
yeah it is

especially when there are fine bitches all over the internet

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>>35867378
>>35867436
Hug your brothers! Not your weiner

>>35867378
I haven't cummed in 3 days, I noticed my dreams get a lot more vivid when I don't cum

commiting crime

Why would someone pay you to do something if it's not work?

>>35867363
Drug testing, scamming on eBay, bitcoin mining, etc.