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>>38244029
Someone told me that if I was an animal I'd be a hyena

>>38244029

Not sure if that counts, but some girls told me I look like a teddy bear

Which I didnt take seriously they were stacies

What did you do, retard?

>>38243991
my oneitis has a gunshot wound to the face if i can be eternally in love with him even after we broke up you too can find love, anon. no matter what your scar is.
just have a good personality. girls who legitimately don't give a fuck what you look like are out there and we're more common than you think.

>>38244015
Slashed up my left arm with a piece of ceramic, there's a big ass scar that isn't going away.

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>>no meme cancer
dropped

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NJ reporting in

>>38244064
>he wants meme cancer
for what purpose?

>>38244065
absolute madman, /devilish/, etc
now get out

I don't think that's how out works bro. Go home and try another day.

That bald guy is gonna take that curly haired freak home and DESTROY THAT tonight. Good for him. Those 2 asian guys are gay.

>>38243983
That only works if you're a woman. Sorry anon.

>>38243970
Because I'm a no life virgin loser who needs to pass the time.

I just don't have anybody to talk to. I've stopped posting as much as I used to because it's not as gratifying, but I get sick of just sitting here doing shit by myself. I used to post all fucking day but there's no way I could deal with that shit anymore.

I come for the funny frogs

Because it's July?

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>>38243966
"Only quitters make excuses, son -- and I didn't raise a quitter. Now you head back there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's time you got out of the house and worked for a living."

>>38243979
>>38243979
It's been 95-105 for the last fucking month

I'm in the mid fucking west, it should only be 75

She wants you to lick her puss and suck her ass.

>>38243993
Nah, that can't be it.

>>38243959
She wants you to dome her with a 12 gauge.

He's probably a decent dude.

Everyone here is severely insecure and would rather be alone forever than deal with even the slightest possibility of rejection.

I'm worse than him at video games

>>38243841
Only the unintelligent end up in summer classes.

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Whiny blogpost incoming, decided not to use the OP for it

I got on ADD medication at last, have been putting extra effort into school and I'm still getting shit grades. I may be retarded. I'm going into my junior year so I'm balls-deep and thousands of my parents' dollars into this major (biology, the only STEM I genuinely like). Idk what to do anymore. I like school but it's not liking me, and I hate many of the classes that aren't directly related to my major. I have no field-related professional experience. I'm not even sure if I could get an internship with my mediocre grades.

I don't really know what to do. If I were paying for school myself I probably would have jumped ship or at least chosen a non-STEM major. But my parents have been paying in full for a school that's not exactly cheap and I don't want to turn to them and say that it's been a waste. I don't know what I'd do otherwise, anyway. The only professional talent I have is writing, especially research-based, but I doubt that can get me anywhere. I do still want to graduate because a college degree is the new high school degree but I honestly feel so useless that I'd kms if I wasn't so stubborn.

>>38243861
The unintelligent and the overachievers who want to graduate early. It's an interesting mix.

>>38243827
If he looked like that.

>>38243827
>woman
no, no, you mean a man. saged and reported

>>38243827
Only turk boy I would ever penetrate analy.

>>38243751
How long would it take for all those welts to heal, if they would ever fully heal at all?

How much you think she got paid?

>>38243751
That can not be legal. No chance

>>38244549
Lol its chinkland man
They dont put pussy on a pedastal like beta western cucks
She(or her dad, lol) probably had a drug debt and owed the yakuza money and it was this or death

>ever being invited to something like this

kys normie

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>>38243750
>cowaorkers
>my place
>dinner and drinks
>summer
>saturday
>night

you lost boy?

>>38243750
>and if I do hang with them it's usually the most compassionate one inviting me to be nice
what do you mean? be "nice"? give examples

>>38243718
>What do women mean when they say "You can't handle this ass"?
"Only Tyrone's BBC is long enough to fuqq this tight azz"

>>38243718
They mean that it's reserved for Chad.

>>38243718
no woman has ever said that to me in my 24 years on this earth.

>tfw every job pays so fucking little unless you are the top 1% of 1%
>tfw most jobs now require a BS just for 12hr
Jesus christ, employers are getting out of hand with what they want for so little.

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>tfw I start training on monday

You'd be surprised what a lazy weak robot can do.

I stay up late into the am, and still am able to work my full time job. I feel like shit and vow to never do it again, but I keep doing it.

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>>38243627
reee why are you even here

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>>38243627
Cont.
>Mary's sister opens the door "oh hi anon I didn't know you were here why did you come over?"
>panic mode "um. As an early birthday present I bought mary a season pass for next year and a ticket for tomorrow"
>"anon you're so sweet I wish (insert generic chad name here) was as nice as you. Well I'll let you two plan for tomorrow"
Shit
>the door closed and Mary basically used her damn feminine charm to convince me to buy her what I told sister
>"anon if you bought me a pass and a ticket I think I'd want to do some of those things you've been wanting to try"
>damn that
>we headed to the ski office in town and I spent my 15 year old life savings on 2 season passes for next year for me and her and a ticket for tomorrow ($650 in total)
>we get in the car (insert cute face)"anon I love you so much! Thank you! thank you! thank you!"
>I get down to business "so can we head back to your house Mary and have some fun"
>"sure anon I'll just need to get ready when we get there"
>fuck yeah to the millionth power
>mfw her sister is in the parking lot as the bus drives by her house to the bus
>I stayed on the bus while she went home with her present so she could brag to her sister
>fast forward to the next day we got on the early bus that heads to the mountain
>Mary whispers into my ear "you always said you wanted to fuck on the mountain"
>instant diamonds
>we get to the mountain and start skiing
>on the way up the chair I say "I know right where we can do it"
>"ok anon I'm so wet already"
>"we'll go down one of the routes my uncle showed me when I was younger"
>we head down the trail and a little ways down we set
>I brought a water proof reflective blanket bor the bottom and a comforter(which we didnt need because it was so warm and sunny) for the top in my backpack
>we pull down our snow pants and start fucking doggy
>I'm pumping really fast and after around 8 minutes I'm cuming and I hear the unmistakable sound of skis in the snow
Will cont.
Slow b/c stuf

Anon we are waotin