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>>36820838
im about to take a shower just right now. hold my dick

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>>36820838
Usually once when I stay shut-in all day.
Twice a day if I had to go outside.

>when the depression's really bad end up not showering for a week
Why not? Hot shower is pretty comfy. I thought that would make you wanna do it more often.

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>>36820990
i just don't feel like it.....
takes so long and so much work...

You fap to Proxy Paige

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fuck off im a girl and i want my own harem of slave boys to bully

>>36820822
Kk
I'll put u on the waiting list for when u decide they are not enough to satisfy u
Next

>>36820822
>i want my own harem of slave boys to bully
uhm where do i sign up

Be born Chad

origa

step 1: Go to another board/website
step 2: ask them

>be around many women (i.e. go outside)
>wait for one to give you signals
>approach her
It really isn't difficult. Unless you're deformed, you will eventually see a girl who finds you attractive and gives you signals. And don't complain about them not making the first move: that's just not how it works.

>>36820772
>Be me 25 year old female
>home alone with younger brother 17 yo
>Extremely hot outside the asphalt is almost melting
>Get hungry and go to my brother's room to ask him if he wants to order food
>He is watching porn
>Furious at me for rushing in his room like that without knocking
>I apologize and tell him 'don't worry everyone does it there is nothing to be ashamed of'
>Not speaking all day long
>Get sleepy and go to my room and lock the door since i like sleeping naked in the summer

>>36820832
>lock the door since i like sleeping naked in the summer
he's not attracted to you, you narcissistic weirdo

Nobody ever pre-types stories anymore
Also incest is fine, inbreeding not so much

>>36820728
You'll most likely lose the desire to cross-dress once you start to look older and lose your youthful glow. But that may take until you're in your 30s. But most women are cunts, so I'm as divided as you are

it's not his fault you're a failure. also he probably saw something was wrong with you from the get-go and gave up

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>>36820728
Fightclub was well ahead of its time.

>>36820725
Call the cops and make a noise complaint.

>>36820725
get drunker then them, drink all their booze and start punching holes in the walls and scare the fuck out of them.

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>>36820725
End it all now. There is nothing that you will really do of meaning in life. Think of your life in the best case scenario: You somehow get a qt3.14159 girlfriend. Have a kid. Get a good job and lot's of time to yourself. You will die and in the next 150 years nobody will ever refer to you again. And sense you will remain shitty in a shitty life you should kill yourself. You only stay alive under the assumption of "It will get better." or "It's good." All that is a evolutionary mental reflex to continue to live. Earth is a fucking spec of dust on a spec of dust in a spec of dust in specs of dust on a spec of dust among other specs of dust. And you are of the smallest importance to the rest of the universe. Society has only been established for 12k years, and all it's been is shit. Nothing means anything. Everybody is stupid; Including those who would cry when you eventually end your life. They're also just like you, small, except they think about it. They will cry twice at your funeral. Go out to eat. Go home. And go to sleep. And rarely think about you. Kill yourself.

>>36820656
is it just me or are we getting an even higher influx of absolute normalfaggotry than usual? Please fuck off, no one wants you here.

>>36820738
I believe this is a troll because that girl looks like a dumb insecure whore who encourages orbiting since she can't get chad and the guy looks like a dead inside robot. Also, OP has no topic really and wouldn't belong here if you considered that a topic.
Don't fully know what the point is.
Either way, sage and hope the chadmins prune this /soc/ shit out of the catalog.

>>36820786
I am a dead inside robot tho'

Are you a Digital Fagmad?

>>36820834

I'm a software dev who works remotely.

>>36820645
Why do your neighbors do that do you pay them

No need to be that rude, lady.

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>>36820579
You know what? You're dead.

>>36820579
[x] rape him

Why didn't it end on the cross? Why let this fallen world continue on for 2000 years?

>>36820636
Just what was predestined. There were still more people that needed to be saved. But it could have ended while he was on the cross just as easily it could have ended 2000 years later.

>>36820675

But why through faith? Why design a system that ensures that only 10% of the human population is ever going to saved? Most people are never going to come to Christ either through ignorance or incredulity. A far more effective system would be one that blanket saves every human soul automatically, at which point there's no more need for fallen bodies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Same. I'm 20 , I have no licence and I live in the middle of nowhere. What do?

>>36820762
Do you have a learner's permit at least?

>>36820992
yep but I can't drive alone.

it makes me a bit bitter. i'm doing okay for myself but seeing those 15-20 yo on youtube who make 100-1mil per year off videos gets me salty

>>36821050
it's incredibly rare to make more than 40,000 a year on youtube from my understanding.
Even if you're pulling millions of hits.

>>36820457
Try being 33. You can find a plethora of celebrities younger than that.

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I'm an almost 30 year old virgin, but I don't get this. I enjoy reading sex stories, and get a boner when I see women making out with guys in front of me. Maybe its just you have low self esteem and constantly comparing yourself to others. Try to just detach yourself, not see anything as a competition and appreciate things as they are. For me it also helps that I never want kids and do long term no-cum for sexual transmutation, so I don't even want sex despite my balls telling me to do it every waking moment.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I feel this should not just be a disclaimer on /b/ anymore.

yeah op, i feel you. i hate them

filth. disgusting human being. the kind who enjoy kicking someone who is down and laughing. unironically, just kicking the weak because they can

repulsive mentally, pretty physically. they dont understand what intimacy and deprivation does to a human for a long time

its okay tho, the world is going to hell. automation will means life will become unliveable for most people. stuff like that makes me smile

you cant do anything about it, honestly the best revenge is just to become a normie and get ripped and slay some dudes gf and not care. the best revenge is simply success

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>>36820394
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>36820394
yamero!!! let her go tyrone-san. you have been my nakama and ally all this time but now you have betrayed me..

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