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What the fuck happened to this board? I used to be on here for hours every day about a year ago, but now when I check on here, it's just a bunch of half-assed bait and boring, repetitive thread topics.
Where's all the women hate threads? The entertaining greentexts? The genuinely hilarious threads? Obviously none of these have been as prevalent for about two years now, but it's gotten even worse IMO.
Part of me thinks I've just grown out of it, though. I've become a little more of a normie, although I've still kept plenty of my robot characteristics.
What do you guys think about the state of r9k, honestly?
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>>34254552
there are rate threads, omegle threads, and all normie shit, welcome to the new plebbit/soc+b
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>Where's all the women hate threads?
You literally came here just to hate on women? Don't act like you've grown out of anything lol.
I realize this is just bait though, but w/e, I'm gonna kms tonight so might as well have some fun first.
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>>34254601
Genuinely isn't bait.
And you can still grow up and be redpilled about women.
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>tfw girlfriend's boyfriend got her pregnant
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>>34254529
>tfw when OP is going to foot the bill for her abortion
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>>34254529
wish my gf would get a bf and let me watch them fuck
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>tfw when girlfriend's boyfriend is making her qt pancakes
What were you like in high school?
>obsessed with beyblade until age 16
>wore fedora, scarf and fingerless gloves indoors
>tried to impress girls with my yugioh cards
>made all of my presentations in school about animu
>made fun of chads and stacy's because they didn't like anime
>alone all the time
>sat in the back of the class and played my DS under the desk
>acted tough, but scared of girls, partying, and drugs
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>>34254468
I use to bring mcdonalds happy meal toys to class
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>>34254491
what would you do with them in class?
just curious
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>>34254468
I was a friendless loser until my junior year, then I was just a loser.
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>go outside for the first time in months
>walk along beach
>get stung by jellyfish in the shallows
>get heatstroke on the way home
>feel utterly exhausted for days now since then and reading threads feels surreal
Who else here /high on bluebottle venom/?
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kknnnnnnbump for you
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>>34254464
This is a nice blogpost, but it doesn't really hold enough relevance to garner a significant amount of replies
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I want to fuck that jellyfish
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>tfw too weak to do a single pushup or chinup or anything
How am I supposed to start exercising if I can't exercise
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>>34254452
by learning to crawl before you walk
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>>34254505
What the fuck is simpler than a pushup?
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>>34254515
half a push up, a quarter of a pushup
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>women always say i'm cute
>Guys even say 'I'm a good looking guy"
>22 year old virgin never had a gf
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>women always say I'm ugly
>some guy told me I look like ET once
>21 year old virgin never had a gf
Could be worse my guy
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>>34254388
Same here, bro.
I think it's what's on the inside that we have to fix.
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>>34254429
I don't know bro, i went out on dates and i got told behind my back "i was too much of a gentlemen" i think with our looks they are expecting alpha personality.
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>tfw the redheaded edgy goth girl has a crush on you
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You've made it anon. Put it in
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>>34254369
>redheaded
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>>34254369
shove it into the cuts in her wrist
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if this guy can do it does that mean i can too?
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>>34254358
he's probably an investment banker. stop race baiting.
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lmao his mouth looks like how they drew asian mouths in those racist cartoons from the 40's
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>>34254358
Yes, but it's going to be a painful process with underwhelming results.
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January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December
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30 days has november
april march and december
all the rest of 31 except
for february which has 30
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>>34254308
Well done anon. Would you like a blowy joey from mummy?
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>>34254308
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY
v52
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
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Frigging Nujabes made that anime
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and thus another year wasted of my life
>tfw it will never be 2003 again
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Why do you post this like once a week? I don't understand this meme, like I've watched Samurai Champloo, I just don't get why this is always posted.
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>Hey anon, you new to this gym?
>Hah, don't be so shy, we're all friendly here.
>Oh? You live around here? Well, I've never seen you before, how strange!
>Ah, I see. A guy like you must be tied up with lady friends at home,eh? I bet you have some major parties mate.
>What? No girlfriend? And you're what? A virgin?!?
>Damn, anon, that's so odd.
>Honestly, you're pretty attractive, I just can't fathom that.
>Just a little awkward, huh?
>Well, don't worry, you can practice on me.
>I was born a girl, you know, so while I developed these muscles, the beard, and the great pecs, the vag is the real thing, came with the packaging.
>So, whaddya say? I live just about a block from here.
Well, ./r9k/? Would you?
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>>34254265
I would fuck Buck Angel's roastie.
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At this point it's less gay to fuck a twink dude.
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>>34254325
kek don't be stupid
traps are gay
this is straight.
I would wreck her roastie and lift with her every day, and eventually we'd have masc as fuck alpha chad kids.
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how come black girls love asian men so much?
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tabooooooooo
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>>34254240
Because they won't turn them into single mothers.
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>>34254240
Damn, I feel like DJ Khale every time I browse /r9k/
Anotha one
I'm a writer. I'm making a comic, my friend is the artist and I write the story, the setup etc.
I need some comfies.
Write in greentext a maximum of 5 related sentences to your ideal comfy. Will exchange this in a listening ear, I promise.
>Summernight in a big city, on the balcony
>Everyone is sleeping, the only sounds are the muffled car honks in the distance
>I blow out the smoke, watching lights going off in the apts right in front of mine
>A breeze makes my arms shiver, I get inside and go to bed to the sound of aquarium bubbles
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>Rain drop
>Drop Top
>Fucking on your bitch
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> around the end of summer
>3am so the whole city is asleep
>make hot milk
>open up my apartment window
>grab my blanket
>just look out at the dead city
(This is me when I wake up in the middle of the night or when I can't sleep)
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>>34254253
>she a thot thot
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So I met this girl right and I think she's actually showing signs of liking me back. For example
>she gave me her phone number without me asking after we talked for a bit on facebook this one day
>she's been very open to spending more time with me and seems to clearly want to spend more time with me
>seems like she wanted to give me a hug at the end of the last time we hung out but we were both holding drinks (not alc mind you) from the restraunt we went to so i didn't do it [so alpha]
>more than any other girl she's followed through on when she says she's gonna text me and stuff and has never ever ghosted me
>always waves and smiles really excitedly when she sees me, seems happy to see me when we see each other
>our conversations flow well and she seems to think I'm pretty funny sometimes
I mean things seem pretty good but is there anything you guys think I'm missing? If you guys want me to elaborate on anything I can. I like her a lot and she's way my type. What do?
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>>34254217
you're in the right time to find a way to close the gap
find a hobby you guys can do together maybe? like watch a movie?
if she's a weeaboo like you, i know exactly an anime that would make her fall in love with you, but only if she's a weeb.
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>>34254300
chequed
Also it's funny you say that cause she plans to declare Japanese as her major but I don't think she's that much of a weeb, as far as I know. She might just be concealing her power level, but I think I know her pretty well by now. I don't think we're quite at that point where I can invite her over to watch something, but soon.
I agree with you on the this is the right time to close the gap type thing though. It seems like this is the point where the feelings for each other can come out if they're there. I like to think she has some sort of feelings for me for the reasons she listed but who knows. I kind of just plan to escalate things slowly, maybe get things a little more romantic, start giving her hugs and stuff, and see how she responds and she'll probably get the message.
I've thought about this way too much but I like to get a second, third, etc. opinion
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>>34254427
start thinking less about how you're gonna date her, and think more about how you're gonna do more things with her
maybe you should pick up japanese and you can study with her
>be me
>trying to go out to walk and go to gym
>"you can't go anon! Its too dangerous!"
>can't exercise at home because people go in and out of my room and I get accused of being anorexic
It hurts to see other people's beautiful health and body.
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>>34254183
live your own life man you'll never be happy otherwise. Just because someone says no, doesnt mean you have to abide
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Realize that your family is probably dog shit tier stupid and nothing of value can be offered by anything that they say or do.
But if you listen to the voice in your head you can do anything
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>>34254231
Yeah your right. I'll try to be more assertive. Thank you have a good evening