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>>35762448
Every summer as far as I can remember, I was maybe 6 years old when it first started, my parents would sign me up for swimming lessons at the local outdoor pool.

Rather than sleeping in, I was forcefully woken up at the asscrack of dawn, barely had time to shit so the whole time I was in the pool with a clenched ass full of turds, and then made to jump into a freezing bug-filled pool with other kids who wanted to be back in bed.

I was forced to do that every single summer until I was like 13 or 14. I could have gone the extra years and gotten my swimming certificate thing and work as a lifeguard but I failed the last year and didn't want to do it all over again.


Anyways, long story short I was glad I was forced to learn how to swim because I was autistic at every other sport so gym class in school was a living hell.

In the last two years of high school, swimming and water-polo were now part of phys ed.

Every single FOB Asian, African, Latino, Portuguese, Poo in Loo, Polish and other Slavic kid that were always dominating and humiliating me in every other sport were now thrashing around the shallow end of the pool with floaties around their arms, even a few random white kids.

Gym class was co-ed too, so it was guy and girls all in the same pool. The entire grade. The only people who knew how to swim were me and like two girls and one guy. Suddenly I was Aquachad and in charge of picking the water-polo teams. That was my world.

I miss it.


Also, side note: water-polo is fucking brutal. You can't touch the floor of the pool (especially not when you're in the deep-end) so you're always fighting gravity with your whole body. I didn't know that it was possible to sweat while being in ice-cold water. Also it's like rugby-rules where you're allowed to pile on whoever has the ball, hold their head underwater, kick them, and try to drown them - as long as they have the ball of course.

>AquaChad

Fucking top kek

>>35762971
I really was. I must have been a shitty turtle or penguin in a past life because I DOMINATED in the water during those two years of high school, but then the rest of the phys ed semester and all the other years I was just tripping on my own feet and unable to get any hand-eye coordination.

>>35762409
I don't like my mother. I would have gone on holiday, making the most of the attack in Westminster, were it not for her. I bet flights are dead cheap.

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>>35762409
Interracial love is the best love edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>35762409
I have a card but I forgot to send it until an hour ago. Is it worth it? Won't get there til monday at the earliest so I may as well get a flower delivery or something

>>35762398
I watched it for the first time doing acid and I havnt stopped since. I've seen all the movies, I own two sets of TOS and a set of TNG. I love it, there's nothing I regret more in life then not being born on the enterprise.
Spok and bones were my faverites. Kirk is a good character, but bones had so much sadness and spok is...spok how can you not love him?
The new movies are trash but I can't wait for bridge crew for VR.

>>35762455
Also, piccard is the best captain.

>>35762398
the original star trek series is the worst in my opinion.
TNG set the stage for the rest of the franchise and it's pretty okay. DS9 is the best series though

OP HOW ARE YOU GONNA POST MY FREAKING SONG RIGHT NOW AHHHHH

SO INTO YOU WHATS LUVVV~~~GOT 2 DO~~~YEAAH! CASSIE ME N U BB

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this font gives me total nostalgia

>>35762396
French song but still dope to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_TQcyGkvY

>>35762392
non i vald not.

>>35762392
that sounds like a lose-lose to me, so no

No, how can people be so desperate? I don't get it and I don't want to get it.

>>35762321

digital or analog

the quartz vibrates and based on that the clock gets the time

>>35763392
analog

>>35763415
that's smart

>>35762300
>Reddit hate thread
t. reddit

>>35762300
You made me see this. I want you to kill yourself

>go on reddit
>front page is literally littered with anti-trump garbage
>go on second page
>10 threads about how trump is the antichrist
>go on a gaming subreddit
>top sub and all the top comments are about trump

Even if you don't like Trump I find it hard to believe you would be okay with everything being spammed with political nonsense

No they wouldn't. Just because they can be moe in 2D doesn't mean it's the same irl. Real burns are such painful eyesores.

I would date a guy with burns. i don't think they look ugly on the body.

>>35762286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITDaToPnsNs

THEY HAD A WHITE FACE
THEY HAD BLACK EYES
THEY HAD BURNS ALL OVER THEIR BODIES
THEY HAD LOVE FOR MY REVULSION
AND THEY KISSED AWAY MY REPULSIOOON

It's been a very long time since i played Kotor but i feel like there was multiple instances of intimidation.

Maybe that was kotor 2.

>>35762235
>miss out on an amazing game because you want to be edgy

I had KOTOR as a Hanukkah present on Xbox and completed it within a few days. It was a great game but there wasn't enough content desu.

>I could sit here and watch a linear movie for 3 hours
>or browse a million threads while listening to a podcast and playing a video game

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>4chan servers are down
>suddenly realize I am doing nothing with my life
>4chan comes back up
>forget about it

>>35762230
>I could play a brand new game
>or keep playing the same grindy shitfest and advance a bit and feel like I've achieved something

>>35762111
No you're not, in fact the west is falling apart for that very reason, because the higher ups is forcing the placement of women in position of power, which they can't handle wisely.

>>35762161
i wonder how you'd do

>>35762111
Enjoy being castrated, women would legalize the death penalty for anyone who isnt Chad.

>>35762105
>There's someone who will love you for you

I'm not gay

>>35762146
Don't speak so soon.

>>35762428
Don't ever tell me what to do you fucking robot. I bet you're a muslim leaf cuck

>>35762028
Is that a tent? How do you wash yourself? What do you eat and how do you get it? Also, post time stamp

Gym membership, kinda nice makes me work out everyday. Sitting at 205 used to be 300lb years ago.

Where are you located, generally? What will you do when winter hits and your tent is freezing?

What happens if you get seriously ill?

>>35762026
who's that guy? ch

haha OP is retarded posting a picture of himself xD

ris

>>35762026
/pol/ racists have been on here longer than (You).
>didn't learn basic 4chan etiquette
go back to Facebook

>>35762135
good job outsing yourself as neo-/pol/trash

I would hug you, no homo

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I dunno, I've gotten pretty used to all the empty space in my bed

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>>35761985
I recommend suicide, nig