>go to bed as left
>wake up as right
wat do?
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>>38168639
>wat do?
go back to bed
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probably get something to eat
it's the first thing i do any morning
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look for a well hung black man to breed me of course
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>Alright honey, now that you made a mess you have to clean it.
Open your mouth and eat it all.
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>Silly anon, you know you have to clean up after you're done.
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>>38168022
sign these papers, hoeny..
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>Anon, don't you forget your dessert now.
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Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon.
She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her earbuds in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the laptop shut. I took her laptop away from her and grounded her for a month.
About twenty minutes later, my wife told me that she ungrounded our daughter then told me give the laptop back. Our daughter was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter her laptop.
Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room tonight but I can't fall asleep. My wife completely punked me out in front of our child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.
I can't understand it. I try to protect our daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?
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Divorce. it's too late.
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>>38167802
Blame the jew.
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>>38167802
You should buy her a vibrator. I wish my dad had bought one for me.
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This is your son on Anime
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>>38167642
Adoptive or Biological? Please be adoptive.
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*daughter
Please no problematic replies, thanks.
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>>38167642
*daughter
you cishet bigot scum
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Why are these legal for civilians in America?
They serve no purpose other than to kill
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>>38167470
To make Diane Feinstein sweat bullets.
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>>38167470
self defense in case the government goes insane
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>>38167470
Because sometimes things need killing.
ITT fictional characters that you relate most to.
For me, it's Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty. I just connect with him on say many levels. I, like Rick, see life as meaningless and often find myself surrounded with people less intelligent than I (my IQ is 103). Because of this, I have alienated myself from my peers, who are Chads that only care about fucking whores.
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I'm too scared to get my IQ tested because i know it's so low
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OP you're a flamboyant homosexual
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Comparing yourself to Rick is the new fedora.
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>horny
>masturbate
>get hornier
>masturbate again
>still horny
>again
Who /addictedandlovingit/ here
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Do it again and this time record a vocaroo of it.
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>>38166520
no im not 14 anymore lmao
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I do.
I hate being so lewd at times but it feels so nice and I can't stop.
Getting to the 3-4 times a day point currently.
Maybe it's cause I'm also getting more and more depressed lately.
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What do you want yours to be, Anon?except real...
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>no disabled dependent
>normie tier list
Loli goth imouto.
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>>38165646
>Oppai
>Elf
>MILF
>Tsundere
>Blonde hair and green eyes with beautiful pink nipples and pussy.
TOTAL=90?
I'll give the 10 bucks to the next robot who replies this post.
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Loli
Goth
Vampire
Yandere
Hair and eye color
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Women would unironically rather freeze their eggs and have a child at 35+ (with all the risks this implies) before dating someone who isn't Chad.
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>w-women aren't shallow!!!
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>>38164929
They don't want the successful men because they're STEM grads. Nobody is good enough for the lib arts major except. her cat Snuggle Booty
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nothing can match up to these new super women, who could be their partner???
until we're able to create a super specimen, 8ft tall, Anunaki human being, i don't think anyone will be able to live up to their standards.
you need to be deep in the asshole of eugenics to satisfy their standards.
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ITT: what was the "event" at your school.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_school_massacre
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Some gym teacher hooker up with some girl. Got fired. It kinda came and went so not a huge deal. Middle school was much more fucked up though. Teacher diddled a boy, then suicided himself after he was found out. Nice guy though. Then a gym teacher hit himself with a train and died. Dont know why. He was also real dope.
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A person I knew from 3rd grade died immediately after graduation.
Hundreds of people went to his funeral.
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Hug someone in your family and tell them you love them, post results
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>>38146394
Tell her your a leg guy and you'd appreciate better taste in sleep wear
How many pennies do you have you fucking Jew?
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>Hugged my sister
>Asked if I'm working tomorrow
>A yup and a disappointed "oh well" from her
>Tells me that she likes having me around all day
Should have taken the whole week off.
>>38146453It's nice to see her slip them off in bed
Eh, never really bothered me. I'll probably drop a comment when I'm sleepy enough.
I have a Coca-Cola piggy bank filled with change. I'm sure there's a good amount to pelt you with.
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>>38146453
FROST IS CHINESE NOT JAPANESE, CHINK NOT NIP DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU LIKE THAT REEEEEE
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how do we fix westernized females?
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>>38130197
Kill all non-western people.
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>>38130198
hello retard.
>white knighting this hard and trying to avoid acknowledging the issue this hard
the bluest of pills.
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SEX IS DEGENRACY IN GENERAL! YOU ARE PART OF ANIMALS AND ANIMALS ARE DEGENERATES! GOD HATES SEX AND ANIMALS FUCK! BE A PLANT, BECAUSE PLANTS DON'T STICK THEIR PENIS IN A VAGINA! PLANT REPRODUCTION IS NOT DIRTY NOR DEGENERATE!
how do I look like this?
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>>38174188
Why the fuck would you want to look like that?
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Just be yourself, it's so simple.
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>>38174188
Smoke and drank
You fucking normies told me my life would be better after getting a job
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Probably because we thought it would, mate.
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>>38174117
What type of job did you get? Getting a horrible fulltime wagecuck job is usually not what we have in mind.
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>>38174117
a job you actually want*
also if you're making more money than before and applying more energy into productive activities, that is objectively better. just because you still whine like a bitch, doesn't mean your life is the same.
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Even if you do get a girlfriend, don't you realize she's only with you because chad tossed her away because he was bored?
How could you live with yourself knowing your GF wouldn't have dated you if chad didn't leave her. Let that sink in and then tell me you really want to date used goods
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you either get over that fact or get none and die suffering. for me, it's the second option.
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Well why don't I toss her away too lmao
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A lot of women don't give a fuck about Chad. Non-Stacies just see Chad as a tryhard.