This happened
>18 years old
>6 days on nofap
>To see if this "SISSY PATH" that is hauting me seize if i try it
>Put some videos on the bathroom
>Ass/ asshole shaved
>Start with 1 finger
>2 fingers
>Vibrator
>was really painfull
>didn't jerked off (1 or 2 strokes accidentally)
>Didn't cum
>Didn't feel pleasure
>The urges still here
>To see my story >>35208417
>I don't find man attractive, neither cock, i don't like the way gay man behave, but i find really attractive traps, the more feminine the more i get attracted
>This was after the internet lurking the internet.
I am fucking mad right now, my mom like to tell
everything to everyone on my family, typing this post
i was with the panties on my bed.
She never knocked the door, soo she just
entered here and caugthed the panties
i pick up fast and she said "Why my panties are there"
I replied "Its my jeans" with a angry voice
She leaved.
mate i hate this stuff, i hate this fucking fetish.
Man i will start crying, i can't believe, she will tell for sure, why dafuq this happened to me.
>>35531782
>it's my jeans
When are huwhite robots going to finally admit that all white women belong to Asian men?
>>35531696
>When are huwhite robots going to finally admit that all white women belong to Asian men?
this
white bois just can't handle it
So white women belong to Asian, Black and Middle Eastern men now? We just scrolling through all the races? Will we get to alien races?
>inb4 "all white women belong to Sangheili"
Poster's garunteed a fucking chink.
What's with Asians and trying to score with white woken? They're not satisfied with what they have? And for all the stock images you'll find posted here, Asian men interbreeding with white women is the farthest thing from a realistic prospect for these people - their shitty haircuts and offbeat social skills make it certain. Go back to /a/.
>"W-will you meet me after class senpai?"
what do you say
>>35531692
Only if you let me suck your dick
unsurprisingly not original
>>35531774
>Only if you let me suck your dick
that's a little too lewd imo
>>35531814
Then get the fuck out re
I have a intense fear of injections, the syringea is not a concern, it's when the doctor approches that thing right next to my arm, I start shaking, I get so tense because i assume every injection that I take will be very painfull so I just try to prepare for the worst
>>35531642
>snakes
my reaction is
>o shit bruh that's a fuckin snake
>cautiously avoid
the bigger they are the more scared shitless I get tho
>>35531642
I want you to imagine that a doctors has to insert a needle into your eye. You're welcome ;)
i dont know what to call it but i really do not like talking to people over the phone. half the time i can't understand them anyway.
With these upgrades you never stood a chance.
Im you but better
Comparing yourself to me... ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
>>35531593
>>35531645
You're the REAL fake robot here!
>>35531593
Enjoy genital herpes and autism, stoopid
I wrote a book years ago and finally got around to putting it into ebook form to make myself feel like I accomplished something. It has a lot to do with the probrems robots have, and the idealism/self-hatred we go through.
Anyway I thought it may help a robot or two out. Check it out if you want and leave ananonymouscomment.
http://zerolayerbook.blogspot.com
Also for any literary pedants out there, I wrote it when I didn't know shit about writing, then edited it when I did but didn't have the time for a total rewrite. So it's worth the read in my opinion, but there's certain things that might make you get all harumph and shit
>>35531590
That's not a bad cover, although I would have used a non-serif font. Maybe Impact or something similar.
Post a sample from the book.
>>35531590
ya got a fucking blurb or something nigga?
>be me
>lying in bed at 10 pm, never underestimate the importance of a good night's sleep, mommy told me
>try to fall asleep
>Chad neighbor is having a loud party nextdoor
>his loud music and people shouting keep me awake
>enough is enough
>i go over to his house to tell him to turn down the music
>angrily knock at his door
>he doesn't open
>peep through his window
>see people dancing, making out
>i even see some people smoke marihuana
>gotcha
>go to the convenience store to buy some beer bottles
>back home, i put the bottles into a bag and smash them against the floor
>leave the broken bottles around neighbor's house
>destroy some mailboxes and kick over some trash cans
>call the cops, saying people from a nearby party are vandalizing my neighboorhood
>throw a rock through my neighbor's window and run back home
>all the partygoers go and take a look outside at what happens
>at that moment the police arrives
>they see the broken bottles and broken window
>they smell the marihuana those guys were smoking
>several people get arrested
>see drunk normies resisting arrest and getting smacked to the floor while looking through my blinds
Who else /snitch/ here?
>>35531577
Dumb froggo go to sleep
awesome story too bad didn't happen but that pepe sure looks like a snitch weasel
>>35531577
Good for you.
You did the proper thing. Maybe you could have slaughtered your cat and stick it in the neighbors trash can. Or perhaps bleach a swastika on your lawn.
Why do so many men try their best to "become" women? Don't they realize they will never be real women, unable to bear a child, just alluring frauds under the right make up, clothes and lighting?
>>35531518
you get all the best parts of being a woman
because getting fucked is a lot of fun
>>35531540
But those men are wasting tons of money, their social life gets destroyed, their sanity and general health are compromised, and they will always have a disgusting voice and remnants of who they really are.
So is this gonna cut me off from my neetbux? When does it take effect? Will my medicaid health continue until its next expiration date or does it abruptly end?
Abruptly ends and if the neetitus doesn't kill you, the newly established virgin extermination agency will get you
>>35531498
You get likee 2000 bucks a month or something for all health expenses. That's it. You're on your own for the rest. If you can't pay up, you die.
>>35531551
Just looked up. Its actually 2000 a year.
Some months ago, a Youtuber account by the name of A Cruel Society said he was going to dump a bunch of rare Elliot Rodger material in here. He linked a thread --> >>33644999
But it has since become a 404 and I cannot find an archive. I am hoping to flush out some of that material that may have been saved by you robots, so I am dumping my collection of Elliot Rodger materials below and I hope you will provide me with new materials to add to my collection.
>I lived in Isla Vista at the same time as Elliot
>I also drove a BMW
>Although not a virgin, I never had sex with a single girl while I was in college and I sympathized with Elliot as well as the victims, one of whom went to my high school.
"On the morning of July 24th, 1991,in a London hospital,I was born. I breathed in the first breath of life as I entered this world, weighing only 5.4 pounds.My parents must have been filled with happiness and pride that day. They had just witnessed the birth of their first child, and they named me Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger."
A young Elliot in repose.
"My grandma on my mother's side, who I would call Ah Mah, moved in with us to help out my mother. I would spend a lot of time with Ah Mah during these years."
Any bots encounter a drug test in their life? How'd it go?
Trying to become a wagey, applied to a couple min wage places.
Should/can I just walk away if I'm asked to be tested?
I smoke weed and drink, underageinb4normie
Do not walk away. That's about as black mark as it gets. Alcohol does not come up on drug tests, since it's too common in food and metabolized too well, and not even illegal. As for weed, dude, just stop until after you get hired. Stop being a fucking degenerate.
Or you can just tell them that you smoke weed. Most places don't care anymore these days and would rather you be honest and just tell them. If you don't tell them and fail it you won't get the job. If you tell them and fail it you might get the job.
>>35531441
You piss in a bottle then shit lights up on some chemistry thing.
>>35531513
How was your last random drug test?
>got fired
>again
>not sure how I'm going to make rent this month
>probably going to have to move in with mama and papa again
>going to half to deal with pop's yelling at me about how I'm a failure and disappointment again
>gonna have to deal with mom's passive aggressive remarks again
>going to have to suffer through the process of finding a new job again
Oh well. Back to 4chan daily I guess. Some people simply weren't meant to flourish.
>>35531332
im sorry that really sucks
>>35531332
Thats sum gay shit niqqa. Dam like wy u so gay doe niqqa??1?
>>35531630
Fuck you Snoop, learn to enunciate properly before you call others gay
Hey, /r9k/. How do I get a girlfriend?
jusss beee urself :)
i did this by accident with a girl i really liked as a friend and she ended up liking me, the power of not giving a fuck is amazing
How do I meet new people/grills. I have no job or friends
>>35531628
get a job and a real hobby
Does liking musicals make you a faggot?
>>35531267
Musicals are awesome.
>>35531267
We watched 'music man' with Robert Preston almost every Sunday growing up. Love it.
>>35531267
Wow I've only seen six of those and wondered sometimes when bored in waiting rooms what others people watched but never looked it up.
https://webmshare.com/691EO
meanwhile emma watson
>>35531188
that dude jiggled more than the girl's tits
>>35531188
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL? saw the bath videos but holy shit this is crazy
Oh my god no.
NOOOOOOOOO!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT HURTS SO BAD WHAT THE FUCK
MY PURE CRUSH. FUCKED LIKE A WHORE. I CANT FAP TO THIS. I FELT MY SOUL DIE A LITTLE.
TELL ME ITS FAKE OR I MIGHT REALLY CRY.