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What was the thread about? Organically curious here.

>>36619543
what was your post phamallamadingdong, I will tell you what triggered the mods

>>36619543
The /sci/ mods are straight from /pol/. They don't even know science.

>>36619536
>that one girl who told everyone she was pregnant and people couldn't tell if it was true or not because she was fat

>>36619536
I would date a 8th grader. You only have to wait 4 years to get married That's 4 years of grooming her to be a perfect wife for you

>tfw no 8th grade lgf

I actually have, but its not like I plan on playing that atrocious game.

>>36619527
>heroes of the rubberband

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fuck off paddy sdfjsldf

>>36619521
This is pretty much what I was thinking a few seconds before seeing your thread. Seems like we always get XP after the fact but a similar situation never presents itself so you can't use what you know. I can't seem to be able to capitalize on my knowledge because the second I finally get someting, the game changes and my experience in this domain is worthless.

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Pls tell me howlife works OP. I am very interested:

>>36619588
Depends on what you want in life. What would make you happy?

>>36619453
Get a job but we both know you'd never do that

>>36619485
That doesn't help me a single fuck anon.

BUMPING REEEEEEE I NEED SOME GODDAMN HELP

>>36619448
Shower put on a nice suit and invite her in for dinner. This is your only chance OP.

>>36619493
Deliverypeople are very busy. I also only ordered food for myself

>>36619448
Call her your sweet delivery queen and offer her a tendie

she's an (original) angel

It is a role she plays numbnuts.

No I don't think she is faking it. You can tell by the look in her eyes. Vegan powers bro

>>36619393
1. Purchase land suitable for farming corn.
2. Register with government as a corn farm.
3. Government pays you not to farm corn.

>>36619489
>implying a NEET could afford land
Not that it's actually a viable strategy

I'm investing in plastic waifus to pay for my future neet life. Would recommend

>>36619344
OVERSIMPLIFIED EXPLANATION PLEASE KYS

>>36619344
>BBC Earth
It has begun.

I think they also do it when they are not hungry so you are not wrong but not completely right either

jail does that to you.

Make-up, hair transplants, botox, ect.

>>36619314
genetics
diet
lifestyle
didn't you pass middle school?

>>36619272
What do you do anon Chen

Americans should speak Mohawk and Cherokee.

>>36619970
Why? They lost.

>>36619253
Be a grill and I'll be your bf.

Post apocalyptic imagery is very cozy.

>>36619253
I'll be your boyfriend if you be mine, what sort of a bf are you looking for

Masturbating frequently and with a firm grip makes it difficult for many people to cum when they first start having sex, particularly if they're wearing a condom. If this happens to you, the solution is to masturbate less (and with a lighter grip) and have more sex so you're accustomed to a vagina.

If you have the opposite problem and cum too early, you need to masturbate more and train yourself to last longer (edge, maybe?).

Regardless, learn how to be good at foreplay.

>>36619285
Im not OP but is there any good way as a virgin to estimate how long i will last in bed?

first off foreplay, feel her up and get her wet and loose. Just kiss and stuff this can take like 15 mins. Eat her our until shes gonna come then stop, have her suck your dick until your gonna come and then stop. Wait a bit for you to lose a bit of your boner and then fuck her. Do the same thing, edging and then just foreplay a bit instead of coming. Wait until you can tell she wants you to finish, time it so that shes gonna come when you do. whole thing should be like 20 minutes.

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There will always be one

>>36619167
JAP FUCK GO TO SUICIDE LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHERS!!! Small dick Jap work 12 hours at Jap job bored of no sex Jap wife. Come to 4chan lie on foreigners. Dokdo is Corean.

I lived in Daejeon for a bit.

I had a Canadian friend there. His younger brother called boobs "sexers".

People would stare at us and ask me if I could understand my friend.

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>tfw over 30
>tfw can go months without fapping
Feels good man

>>36619147
Nothing wrong with masturbating. You'll end up having a wet dream and discharging it any way if you don't wank.

don't worry, nofap is all a meme anyways