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>>38663611
source on this?

she kinda looks like a midget

I don't understand how it could possibly be considered gay. Because gays fuck each others asses? Men have mouths too, are blowjobs from girls gay?

>>38663638
Dillion Harper, Seth MacFarlane's clone.

i don't care let him have a roastie while i enjoy my supreme tight anime gfs HAHA nibba

>>38663598>tight
>enjoy
something made of something you'll never actually have
good one faggot

>>38663705
Nice greentext idiot.
Having a gf doesn't change the fact you're a retard.

>>38663411
stop idolising women on the internet faggot

do camwhores count?

origininognongognnognog

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my smartfu

>>38663365

What do you want nigga? Public education was your chance out of poverty, and you fucked it up. Don't go looking for (more) handouts now buddy.

>>38663399
This

Get a fucking job, OP

everyday the capitalist market is replaced with computers and artificial intelligence, capitalism has seen its day :)

>>38663332
nah dude say "nothing much, what about you?"

>>38663332
>>38664186
Do this and be up to hang out with him. You might actually have fun for once. Don't say anything negative at all if you hang out about anything.

>>38664186
>>38664201
What are you two anons doing here? This advice isn't autistic at all.

>>38663321
prison gay losers deprived of female attention and intimacy so they turn "gay" out of desperation

There fucking sexy, theres also a submission domination fetish that only a effeminate young man can satisfy in me.

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Plato > Arimeme

>>38663309
99% of therapists are so fucking worthless

>>38663309
Mutilating your body and pumping it full of estrogen will not fix anything, the problem is in your head, not your body.

>>38663309
Yep
I realized that we were born just to die and that any social and physical impact we have on the world will be gone in a couple years or decades if your lucky
The only real thing that matters is your own current happiness
No matter how illegal, cruel, kind, or weird it is, as long as it makes you happy
just do it
your going to die anyway so might as well die feeling happy
Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a uncertainty
But today is a opportunity

>>38663242
>ywn summon Santania
>Satania will never tease or bully you
Why live

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>>38663371
>ywn summon Santania
I know this feel

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>>38663371
>Ywn have to tie up satanicha-san to prevent her from trying to destroy your party

>>38663239
>have you ever received nudez from a girl ?
Yes. Even /r9k/ sluts

>post them.
No

>>38663337
I guess nobody will believe you have nudez then

>>38663337
why not, cunt

>>38663228
I like this image, OP. It's a good image

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>>38663228

YAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN

*mouth noises*
*Farts on hand*
*Brings hand to face and inhales deeply*

WOAH, wagecuck, I didn't see you there. You caught me at a great time. I was just enjoying all my freetime which comes from being a NEET. Programming, music, art, and math are all available whenever I want! hmm...what? Work? Why would I work? Life's pleasures are all there for me in this instance. ...? Iphones? Why? Why would I need material possessions and debt when i'm happy?

You're too silly, wagecuck

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/rise-pornosexual-increasing-numbers-shun-sex-real-people/

wew

Told a girl I'd give her the old lickaroo but it was actually the new lickaroo

wasting my youth on 4chan

once I shit on my brother's head

>>38663140
they mortgage their future by burning their present
yolo is the battle cry of the stubbornly aimless

>>38663140
Regret what? Give an example of what they say. Some people have different definitions of fun.

>>38663267
You gotta go out and party is always the goto

Enjoy the party Chad, I hope you have a awesome night =)

Have fun Chad you are the best!

Looking good, Chad! Nice traps!

Lol. I've been on Whisper before. Just FYI any profile with the gender Female will get literally DOZENS of messages from thirsty guys. That's definitely not a girl either

>>38663133
Yeah, that's why I'm bringing it to 4chan. I'm not taking this fag seriously

Update: roast really delivered

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>>38662994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4

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https://soundcloud.com/the1eggwhite/allbars-prod-young-taylor

I dedicate this song to my oneitis, the unrequited love in my life, Aaliyah

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_lJvGFzcAU