Wagecucks, who here calls in alot?
>>35283858
Calls out? I call out minimum once a month. Literally just got written up yesterday for excessive absence. I need a work from home job.
>>35283882
You call IN to work to tell them you're not going
I'm NEET now, but I was a good little wagecuck when I did work and only called out when my car wouldn't start or had a flat. But fuck if I didn't want to call in virtually every day.
The tradeoff is I would never go when called during a day off.
>be me
>you know when you hear a blink-183 song and you imagine a pissy little teenager whining? I am that teenager
>at school
>flock of chads approaches me at lunch
>"Lol look at anon, he's never had a girlfriend"
>head chad smacks me and says "fuck outta here you pussy"
>I grin
>now is my chance
>now is the moment I have trained for
>start laughing
>"Well", I reply between chuckles, the whole cafeteria watching in anticipation, "you are what you eat."
>The chads collapse. They have been defeated. They have never before witnessed this kind of power. They are in utter shock.
>mfw
>the whole cafeteria claps, I am elected prom king, I am popular forever
Kek.
>>35283830
You're a fucking retard what a stupid unfunny story
>>35283830
Come on, man. Step it up. At least include some DEVILISH stuff, or scat related antics in your story.
>>35284118
Le problem? XD
We Must #Resist Drumpf
>>35283794
>An ironic anti trump post.
>That will draw Ironic trump supporters.
>That will draw Ironic anti trump posters.
>That will trigger trump supporters.
>That will call for anti trump posts.
>>35283794
>different opinions must be silenced
Bait
Am I the only one on 4chan who thinks Trump is an idiot?
my gf tried to quit her wagecuck job by not showing up and her co-workers all started calling me. i didn't answer and neither did she so they called the police because they thought i kidnapped her. i tried to explain to her that this only happened because of the way i look and act compared to her, but she insists it would have happened with anyone.
even when i win; i lose.
>>35283767
Go cry about your gf somewhere else you fucking normalshit
>>35283767
Can the moronic cunt just hand in her notice like a reasonable human being or is she too retarded for even that simple procedure?
All brain dead, all of them.
You too you fucking normalfag.
Tell that stupid whore than she needs to send a notice that she is quitting, not simply stop showing up.
You're only allowed to post in this thread if you are a true robot who has minimal to no contact with the world outside of their room.
If you do not fit this description then I suggest you make your way to >>>/soc/
>>35283687
I'm going to post anyway because this is stupid.
I hate this board so much but I have nowhere else to go
i come here to feel better because there are outside faggots like me with no life
>Watch anime for the first time
>it's welcome to NHK
What the fuck I love anime now. Did someone turn 4can into an anime? I don't know how you can go back to western media when this exists. Reccomondations for more like this please
Boku no Pico, natsu yasumi, bible black.
>>35283595
>>>/wsr/
but Serial Experiments Lain, Texhnolyze, Koi Kaze andNeon Genesis Evangelionare all good picks
>>35283595
Boku no Pico. The best choice.
ITT : post some /r9k/ animes
pic related welcome to the nhk
>>35283581
I know that feel far too well. My offering is Kaiji.
chuunibyou
oregano spagenaliano
>>35283762
How good is this show? It might be just the ticket. Looked it up on MAL. I feel sad. Will it help?
If you could be any animal, real or myth, what would you choose?
I would be a cat so I could snuggle up into your lap OP
>>35283826
That is super cute ^_^
>>35283914
It's completely genuine, princess.
Did you parents lead you on the roady to misery, /r9k/?
>>35283538
those fuckers didn't abort me, so yeah
my parents are fucking weird cunts and they in turn raised me to be a weird cunt who cannot relate to others
Physical and mental abuse from both of them, as well as sexual abuse by an older boy and then the absolute fuckup of its handling in the aftermath (putting me in therapy with my abuser who had threatened me for months) put me here mostly.
THAT'S IT
I'M TIRED OF MY THREADS NOT GETTING ANY RESPONSES
YOU FUCKING NORMIES AND SO CALLED "ROBOTS" THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOUR PEE ISN'T BLUE
I GOT DUBS IN A TRUMP THREAD ONCE
RESPOND TO THIS THREAD OR MY DAD WILL HACK YOU
Pls spare me dad
>>35283513
This thread belongs to me now.
Dubs.
I'm not getting hacked today so.... Blue Pee supremacy?
Should I get a medium or a large pizza
>>35283437
large. larges are most common order so you'll get your pizza faster most likely. (i used to work at papa johns)
Large
also welcome to the clan, brother
>>35283437
Large, that way you can save half of it for when you get hungry later
Hey /r9k/ would it theoretically be possible to make myself shit when a certain sound plays with pavlov's dog?
>>35283417
Theoretically possible if your IQ is low and you have a surefire unconditioned stimulus which makes you shit everytime.
Hey, you just found out how electroshock therapy works!
>>35283456
Judging by the question I assume his IQ is low enough.
Now we just need the shitting stimulus.
Just turned 40. Still a virgin. AMA
have u seen the movie?
just go to a whorehouse
>>35283400
Today will be my first time watching it
>tfw no habitually late bf
>>35283359
Why would you want such a thing?
>>35283359
Thanks, Doc.
Looks like I almost missed the thread again.
Finally, my time to shine. I have never arrived on time to anything in my life.
>Mention to co-worker I'm seeing a movie tonight
>Asks if he can tag along
>He wants to grab food/drinks before movie
>Show first and buy beer for him and I
>Buy some appetizers
>Say he's not hungry
>Bought tickets to movie early for good seats
>After movie he texts another co-worker and says he's gonna go clubbing with him and walks opposite direction
Is this is what it's like to have friends as an adult?
>>35283322
that's being used by a cunt.
>>35283322
Don't bother having friends anon it'll only lead to your downfall.
>>35283322
You probs could have gone clubbing with him if you invited youself as well desu
But honestly who tf wants to do that? Go make friends at a gaming store or something if you don't want to go clubbing