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MY LONELINESS
IS KILLING ME
AND I
I MUST CONFESS,
I STILL BELIEVE
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never gonna give you up

rick blox
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>>39482727
I must confess
that my loneliness
is killing me nooooooooooow
don't you know I still believe?
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>>39482718
>>39482828
Good shit seeing britney fans on here
>LET IT HAPPEN
>WE AIN'T STOPPIN TILL THE WORLD ENDS

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I think I have scitzophrenia but I'm uncertain is there any definitive way to tell
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>>39482680
Ignore all anons. Find a male psychologist, ask him, answer his questions. He will know.
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Yes, in fact, this post is not real.
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if you can tickle your own feet you are schizophrenic

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What would you call Elliot's political ideology?
I'm not talking about ones that already exist (like fascism, communism), I'm talking about a new one.
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>>39482659
Rodgerist dascism, Rodgerism for short
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>>39482659
I'd call it the entitled narcissistic whiny baby tantrum.
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>>39482659
>le ebin elliot did nuttin wrong maymay
jesus fuck this is worse than "hitler was right"

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Saturday ballbusting thread is now open. But it doesn't have to be about ballbusting but I'm sure as hell gonna keep my pics centered on that. Get in here and chat or just ignore it as I bump it with skyrim stuff as in starting a new char

It's Saturday and I'm still sick as fuck
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>>39482594
can submissive men be called men?
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>>39482599
No idea, it's just a word so I wouldn't let it bother you if you are a submissive. Also idk that people would know you were submissive unless you told them so it's not really their business. Don't let words get you down anon
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Made a new character and it's a make this time as an orc because I love fucked up races and classes

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It seems almost necessary to have a snapchat to make any kinda friends at uni. I started talking to other people (very unlike my general robot nature) and all of them tried adding me on Snapchat. I fucking hate Snapchat but after a 10/10 qt refused to give me her number and just asked for my Snapchat I had no choice.

This is a sad robot uni stories thread.
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do not sacrifice your privacy and morals for the ignorant anon, rather TEACH them

you clearly care about free software, explain why using nonfree software is bad for free speech and bad for everyone and at the very least you'll seem passionate about something
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>>39482591
i wish someone could rub my head like that
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>oh hi
>can i have your number?
>sure, well no, take my miscellaneous handle for random, trendy app #5923993934

got a good future to look forward to, don't we?

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who here /programmer/?

I'm going into my last year at college with no internships. Best way to get my resume good enough to get interviews?
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Don't just rely on companies. Research freelance. Even if they don't pay a lot you never know what you will find. Maybe check out codecanyon. I'm not a programmer, recent wagecuck. Programing is needed in many areas everyday. Of course a internship will be best.
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I'm in the same postion, I would like some advice too.
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Did you go to good school?
Have you done any projects you could talk up?

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Dubs decides what gets said

As op I reserve the right to not do any dumb ass cringed shit you guys post, so no stuff like:

>ur on 4chinz xDDDDD
>poo poo pee pee poop poop

And other stupid shit

1/2 image
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>>39482470

The screen is red because of midnight app which makes the screen easier on the eyes at night time
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Let's get straight to the point, op.
Finish smalltalk
"i think you're pretty cute, wanna grab lunch sometime?"
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>>39482493
PEEEPEEEE POOOPOOOOO

wjhwjg

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What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while drunk?
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>>39482429

Nothing because I always drink alone in my room
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>>39482429
I've never been drunk

64785
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>>39482429
Try to fuck my friends ex. There are some equally embarrassing things. I mean, anything I do SOBER is embarrassing so it's only amplified when I'm drunk

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does anyone know any other language other than english? i personally don't, but foreign languages fascinate me
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>>39482427
I know a little bit of espanyolish. If you're looking to learn a useful second language, your best bet is either that, Arabic, or Chinese. But those latter two are difficult. Spanish is probably the easiest foreign language for English speakers to learn.
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>>39482427
I'm learning Japanese but barely know anything, probably like 750 kanji by this point
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>>39482427
>shalom
top kek
can read hebrew, took 2 years of Spanish and am learning latin currently

Any other britfags still up at this hour? I want to die pls
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It's only 4am, this is like midday for me
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I'm always up all night.
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>>39482360
I woke up an hour ago, it's too hot niggers, can't wait for winter.

Also does anyone else try and browse /britfeel/ but can't bring themselves to stay more than 5 minutes because of how absolutely fag infested it is? Every other post is "I'm going to get fucked in the ass lads" or something along those lines.

also who actually says "lads" as much as anyone in that thread? I sometimes just feel like they're faking it to fit in because they saw everyone else doing it. Cringey as fuck.

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>tfw become more right leaning as I descend further into isolation

anyone else?
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You must be pretty stupid if you still care about politics while getting more socially isolated.
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>>39482354
it isn't too surprising that the more feral and disconnected you get, the more right wing you become
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>>39482354
>tfw neet
I only vote for neoliberals that will gib me my neetbux

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Robots, I've found meaning in my life

>be playing dota 2 last week
>been a depressed NEET since 2011
>vidya doesn't give me any kind of satisfaction
>still play it because bored
>two of my teammates are talking over voice chat
>somehow they get to the subject of philosophy and one of them mentions "dark enlightenment"
>ask what the fuck they're talking about
>they give me a brief explanation but I'm still curious
>after match is over, research about it on google
>end up finding some blurb about hobbes and rousseau and their views on human nature and the social contract
>literally read through the entirety of "leviathan" and "emile" in less than two days
>immediately download secondary literature on both authors
>obsessed
>yesterday spent about 16 hours reading
>never felt this excited and motivated about something in years
>today woke up and uninstalled dota 2 and several other games

That's it. At the ripe age of 26, I've finally found meaning to my wretched existence: I'm dedicating my life to learning philosophy
This will probably be my last post on /r9k/ too. I'm too old already and can't waste any more time

It's not too late to find your passion

See you on the other side, robots
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inb4 your interest runs out after a week

i mean that's what happens to me so

good luck anon
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>>39482327
Welp, looks like I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
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>>39482327
but i really dont like reading
honestly if you don't find your passion or "thing" by time you're 20, you just don't have one i think

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/britfeel/ tfw no failed actress gf edition
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>>39482288
When did the pub change from frog and feels tavern?
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>>39482291
at least we have the luxury of maintaining our grave lad, we owe it that much
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got woken up at half 3 lads, usually get up at 7
is it even worth going back to bed?

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Anon, look what I got you for your 18th birthday!
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Wonderful, another birthday gift I didn't want.
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Lightskin bitches leave

everyone else stays
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thanks mummy

i love you

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>be me
>basically shut-in and became social autist over last 4 years
>parents tell me i need to leave so i spaz and decide to join military
>leave for army bct in 4 weeks

what am i in for anons
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>>39482216
A lot of running, punishment, puking, and some good buddies. It will be a good experience for you, but you will definitely hate it at first, especially during boot camp. My advice would be to talk as little as possible until you complete basic.

Good on you for serving your country. You have my support, anon.
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>>39482216
I-is that you jesse?
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>>39482216
Join the chair Force for an easy time

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