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It's already a sub reddit these days. I doubt much would change.

>Cuckerberg becomes new owner of 4chan
>Everyone is required to make an account
>?????

>>35148628
Not badly, all normans would love it and robots would just move to 8ch and make it not dead

>>35148504
>when you're 14 you can go out with a 14 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 16 you can go out with a 15 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 18 you can go out with a 16 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 20 you can go out with a 17 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 25 you can go out with a 19 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 30 you can go out with a 22 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 40 you can go out with a 27 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 50 you can go out with a 32 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V
>when you're 60 you can go out with a 37 y/o and not raise any eyebrows. V


it just fits fampai.

does this mean they're more compatible or will have sort of good effects to their offspring?

>20 is the lowest answer given
i think we all know if it was completely honest it would be lower

Men like pretty nice women
Women like handsome rich guys


I'm on a bad comedown senpai. I miss her

What if my aunt was my uncle?

the only exposure to women i've had in my life are my alcoholic coworkers

not like there's any way to actually meet nice grills

Sure it's not your penis?

Wait to see if a hair starts poking out of it, and if it does, get tweezers and yank it
godspeed

>>35148383

THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE is the beautiful thing about being a virgin.

You know it can't be an STD. Celebrate your celibacy anon that's what you do.

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>>35148299
Stray pubic hair a best

a best

>>35148299
what is that thing in front of her?

ask me

come on ask me

>>35148217
Why do you think you're special?

mutedx2

>>35148178
might want to hide your IP mate

Anyone else here having /bans as main board?

/v/'s a fucking retard echo chamber anyway.
you'll get banned just for simply hurting someone's feefees or not conforming to the hivemind.

have you tried crack whores?

i mean a couple months ago some chick offered to suck my dick for 5 bucks

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>tfw no misaki gf

feels bad

>>35148224
Girls like that don't exist in this world.

>>35147971
Nothing, duh

Haha, I mean seriously, dude?

>>35147971
Wookies, get out!

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are y sexy gamr gurl?

>>35147969
lol thats not you in the picture that's pepe the from hahah

>>35148973

Stoopid roasties.

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>>35147802
I already have a gf and still have yet to make it.

It doesn't get better. Don't fall for the misaki meme

>>35147832
I 100% think all i need is a nice gf

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>>35147920
That's what a lot of robots say. You'll need way more than a gf to "make it". I'm talking religion, building up a large circle of friends, going on an adventure to find yourself etc

You'll just get tired of hoes after the first few

kek'd good sir

>>35147781
Good job all roasties must be exposed and ostracized.

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>>35147776
>9fag
>ribbit

nope, can't relate

kys my dude

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I have to learn the basics of insolvency law by tomorrow but instead i've been watching movies, ingesting gin and pringles and trying to stay warm.

Get a timer, set it to 1 hour. Then leave the computer alone and read a book.

>>35147678
Yes, being uncoordinated /lacking motor skills is one of the most defining robotic traits if not the most defining itself

>>35147806
Being bullied he's also a robotic traits

when i realized there is no choice due to current circumstance

It's not that the absence of a real woman will make you happy, but your life will be much better off without one.

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>>35147661
When I was 14. I`m 28 and`ve never looked back. Waifu thread?