I really want a nice, cute girlfriend to love, hold and care for.
I'm so alone.
SAME
just wanna cuddle and hold hands with a cute slender girl on a rooftop under a starry night sky and talk about memes
i'm actually crying hahaha
>Tfw just want a cute boy to love me
>tfw ugly and not worth loving
Being alone is great. Nobody can glare at you,or make you the end of there jokes constantly,or make you feel bad about being yourself,or make you feel worse than alone,or make you do things you don't want to do for 9 months and then walk away like none of it even happened.
What i am trying to say is,girls are overated and will abuse you every step of the way until she gets what she wants or just gets bored. You dont want one,trust me.
Was MJ one of us?
>>36612073
kind of, he had a lot of issues with women, he liked hanging with kiddies (he didn't anything tho, probably), and he hated Jews
>>36612073
>just get out of bathroom
>its been close to 40 years since MJ started his dominance
>see this thread
FATE
Michael Jackson is still alive though. DAVE DAVE
>>36612170
I meant to put I was thinking about Michael Jackson, or else my post makes no sense. Dude was the GOAT
>tfw really damn bored and /v/ and /r9k/ are slow, so I'm browsing /x/
nigga fuk you
>complains about slow boards
>goes to /x/
You know /r9k/ is pretty shitty right now, I should go to /b/
>>36612017
>>36612284
go to bed anon. you need the sleep
We had a thread for night owls a few days ago that was comfy and neat. It's 2:15am right now where I live. Who else is awake? What are you guys doing up? Working on anything cool? I'm just working on a paper due tomorrow.
>>36611985
It's 4am here. I just did a bunch of drugs and can't sleep
>>36611985
I work a night shift, just at a reception desk.
Except tonight, I woke up late, and someone is already covering my shift now since I didn't come in. I feel so shitty, I've never missed work before.
I'm up all the time cuz drugs. I am almost always bored. I used to be homeless and had people to talk to all the time. Now I have an apartment and am painfully lonely
How do people get gfs?
Are there any lonely fembots out there looking for a nice robot bf?
I just want someone who will keep me company and be nice and cute with me.
if you're not super ugly and not genuinely autistic there's someone for you somewhere
people are together because they must have something in common or something
personally i dont find such people too often but the fact is still there so theres no point giving up unless the game is rigged from the start
>>36612041
>[if you're not super ugly and not genuinely autistic there's someone for you somewhere
do you actually believe this or are you memeing
>>36612041
I'd like to believe you're right, but how do I even make that initial contact?
I wouldn't consider myself terribly autistic or bad looking, but it seems women AND men (to be pals) won't ever give me the time of day.
how could Aya hate rem so much? he's so sweet and innocent he's overall adorable he just needs some love and many headpats
Well, if I had to guess, it's because he doesn't shut up
>>36612024
Fucking mean, don't talk about rem like that.
why the hate on rem? Anon he's one of the cutest people on this board
Whenever I wake up I open my laptop thats next to me
to see if Aya deleted me on discord
Im always in panic
wish aya would say good morning to me in his time zone
I could send him a good morning Aya pic.
I know the feeling. Panicking whenever you first wake up in the morning and checking to see what someone has (or hasn't) said is terrible.
You're putting Rem through a lot of unnecessary hurt, Aya. He's really not that clingy, he mellows a lot once he trusts you aren't going to leave him.
The more you make these threads the more frustrated Aya is going to get with you. I know you won't listen to me but oh well!
>>36612740
>The more you make these threads the more frustrated Aya is going to get with you. I know you won't listen to me but oh well!
who are you and why should rem listen to you
Would you ever get into a relationship with a pornstar?
>>36611709
Was literally thinking of making this thread then caught it in the catalog.
>>36613369
And the answer is a resounding no.
I'd certainly fuck them but I would never be in a relationship with a person who fucks other people for a living.
Yes as long as she is retired.
>have no friends
>have no siblings
>see a pair of friends or siblings
>imagine what theie conversations are like
>>36611703
>hear somebody shit talk somebody else
>feel like crying
I CANT STAND THAT SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I don't have friends either but I can answer the sibling question.
>My sister asks if I want to go to an escape room with her
>ask her if it comes with a hydraulic press
>she says she changed her mind
>>36611703
>don't have friends
>have sister
>sister hates you
whatever
I am decently built and I am one of the biggest and strongest guys at school (senior year). But
>I am only 5'9-10"
>Virgin walk.
>No friends.
>Go to library at lunch.
>Weak voice.
>Socially awkward.
>Never engaged in a real conversation with a girl besides teachers in all four years I've been in highschool.
>A girl shouted "nice arms! Oh hehe I didn't mean it in a flirty way!" I didn't know what to say so I didn't say anything.
>Apparently there's rumours that people think I'm gay, a girl asked me if I was before asking for my number.
>I've had 5 random girls in the past ask me out, I don't know why cuz I look like Pepe. Ended up not doing anything with them
>Chads are cool with me, but other people/robots talk shit about how I am a loser who has no social life or personality.
>They're right
>General feeling of disrespect going on behind my back and not to my face Incase I snap or something.
>I am a real life meme at my school, people draw pictures of me on the whiteboard and cheer whenever I do something random, such as making a comment or even just throwing something away.
>Chad told me that I look like I wanna kill myself and offered to invite me to a party.
>Didn't go because I knew I lacked social skills and would have a terrible time.
Fuck, how do I fix my social skills and man the fuck up? Don't just say "go approach people and talk more" thats exactly what I'm struggling with. My mind chokes up and I can't think of anything to say.
I think what you might want to do is a bit of mental imagery. This is usually used for stage fright, but I reckon this is your exact problem. Even if you're not on stage, you still feel the pressure to perform well even in a one on one conversation! It's a very tricky thing to overcome and mental imagery happens to be the most successful method for people to cope with this. You may never "get over" your anxiety when it comes to performance, but if you can learn to cope it will have much less of a negative impact. Now you are who you are, frankly it's impossible to change certain mentality unless you are a pshycopath. Anyways if you're going to have a talk with somebody and you're freezing up, you just focus on your mental image for a second, this helps you to think well before you speak those all important words. So have an image in your mind, decide on it now! Maybe it's a tree you knew well as a child? Could be anything! As long as you have a sharp mental image that you called focus on quickly In your mind. I hope this helps you :^}
leave your mind out of it, just make your meat do what you want to do. relax your eyes, learn how to use your voice.
>>36611530
All you have to do is learn how to conversate, or act yourself around people.i fucking hate you i hope you die fucking normie
Are humans the concept of god?
We are the creators of the world we live in (culture/society)
We shape man into our likeness (children)
But humans fail to find depth in the human ego, so they try to come up with an omnipotent being with infinite meaning.
>>36611524
Meaning is something you don't want
Everything in your life having meaning would cause untold amounts of anxiety in your life
>>36611695
So having a lot of compartmentalized set of beliefs conflicting ad infinitum is ideal, you say?
>tfw just found my old teddy bear
Laying in bed with it feels so natural
now I can cry again
Ganbare, Rem-chan
What does the bear smell like?
>>36611477
it smells fresh
as it wash washed not too long ago
the water already dried with the detergent
I love the aftersmell it brings
and when i hug it close
it feels nice on my mouth and nose
its like hugging aya
take a step back
breath for a moment
in this thread we each write a poem
O-OKAY! But be warned I am only able to utilize very basic cadence right now, because I'm at work and don't have time to think too much.
>Each night that you cry and yearn for Stacy
>Chad plows her ass and her legs shake like crazy
>You hug your pillow all night, it's stained from your tears
>Another night her ankels are pinned behind her ears...
it moves through me
so nicely
and it quenches all my shame
am i the master or the servant
is it or i to blame
but i care not for the answer
for i have another bottle i must drain
>>36611456
you're gay and you'll never be a master poet
Anybody else watch this piece of shit? What a load of bullshit
>Roastie witnesses passed out drunk Stacy getting banged by Chad at a party
>Does nothing, doesn't scream for help
>Yet gets mad at Stacy's cuck bf for doing the same exact thing as her
>Shuns and teases beta friend because she only wants Chads even though Chads treat her as just another High School fuck toy
>Get upset when beta friend doesn't make a move on you, but don't tell him you have feelings for him
>Only accept beta friend after reputation is ruined, but tell him to fuck off right before you're about to have sex cuz muh trauma and trust issues
>Gets mad at beta for leaving her even though she screamed at him to fuck off
>Goes BACK to rapist Chad's house because she hears a party
>Gets in hot tub and gets fucked by Chad
>Doesn't fight back, scratch, bite, scream for help, just gets pounded into oblivion
>Oh beta orbiter it wasn't you, it was me, you were too good for me even though I never showed any signs that I wanted you over the Chads, but I want it to weight on your conscious that you were part of the reason I killed myself
>I'm going to give one last chance at life before I commit sudoku because of my teen drama, so I'll confine in my Guidance Counselor of all people that Chad raped me
>Oh how dare you tell me to move on or get help if I don't want to press charges, how dare you give me valid advice, that's it I'm killing myself now
>I'm going to record a bunch of reasons why you made me kill myself like saying I have the best ass in class, for not being friends anymore, posting my poem anonymously, and potentially ruin your future careers over petty teen drama bullshit (excluding rapist Alpha Chad)
>I've shown little signs of having suicidal tendencies, why couldn't anyone tell I'm suffering? Why don't I ask for help? Fuck it I'm just going to kill myself at 17 in one of the most painful ways possible over a few petty things + Chad fucking me silly and probably liking it deep down
Oreng
>>36611314
couldnt even watch all of the first episode. glad I can see how shitty it was before wasting too much time with it.
Jeff>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hannah
What are you listening to robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qCCNFROKs
nightmare by avenged sevenfold cause edge
>muh old music
>le wrong generation
neck yoself
>>36611300
I like the song, OP.
I listen to Pere Ubu - Dub Housing a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seif2hB88jM