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Dad this meme won't work on girls, give it up

>>38414387
"Chin up, champ, don't give up now. Back in the day, girls chose their boyfriends based on the firmness on their handshake. Your mother had many admirers, but in the end, they way I looked her in the eye while I was shaking her hand is what won her over."

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"Also, remember, Champ: Women like a man who can provide for them. It's simply a matter of getting a job. And the best way to do that is to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. Once you have a job, the ladies will practically be chasing you."

>beautiful
>summer day
Pick one. Summer is too hot and not ideal coziness weather

>>38414110
>Too hot

I hate this meme and everyone that bitches about the heat. It's infinetly better than the cold, my fingers and toes always fucking freeze in the winter time.

>>38414385
Wear a jacket doofus.

Have a hot cup of coffee to hold onto

Buy a space heater

>>38414080
An 18yo girl takes her life after being forced to marry a 40yo man. Yea, these third worlders are definitely decades ahead of us

>>38414080
how the fuck do you even prove her hymen got torn having sex?

>>38414129
Men don't get cucked into marrying some loose slut. Yes, decades head of us.

im glad i had no siblings or friends growing up so that i could have all my games for myself

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>That kid who started crying after you beat him in a videogame

>>38414070
Whoever lost had to give up their controller, for some reason my infantile mind thought that was a good system.

>>38413985
no because my penis is 5 inch

>>38413985
>girl
>big ass

no

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Yes but not like that one. I want a girl with an ass like pic related.

a saint for putting up with your shit

teenagers were a mistake

>>38413922
Neck yourself edgelord blox

nothing matters anon, just do what you want whenever you want wherever you want to whoever you want

It doesn't matter at all but while you're alive you can suffer

>>38413940
>>38413958
Assuming nothing matters, why live at all? Suffering is painful and happiness is meaningless.

>>38413841

But you didn't, did ya

>>38413855
I wasn't alive in 1960 was I

Lots of people could do this, but only the first one wins the game.

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>>38413799
why would I do that when I can have a cute gf(male)?

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>>38413817
Gross man

Orig

>>38413817
I'd say that guy needs a beating but he's probably so far gone that he would simply enjoy it.

>>38413786
the fact that nobody's bothering to run is kind of surprising

lazy NEETs, kek

>>38413786

That fact that you think you were ever /r9k/'s representative or anything more than an attention whoring tripfag shows just how delusion you really are.

What a retarded faggot

seriously holy lmao

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>>38413774
I actually really like greentext roleplay threads.

I'm a skelly with a huge protruding ribcage and I'd need to immediately slap on some sunscreen so this would gross out literally everyone present.
I look like this but skinnyfat dadbod

>>38413774
You can try to take it off, but be warned: it will be extremely painful.

>>38413870
pls post photo of chest my fetish :s

It's just me friend, but I don't like to openly admit it thanks to the cringe fest that is anarcho-whatever movement

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>>38413773
I'm an anarcho-primitivist, I feel like every other anarchist hates me.

>>38413871
I hate all anarchists that add some sort of identity to anarcho. You guys make me sick!

>>38413744
>I explained I'm awkward and I asked if it'd be alright if I hit on him.
God dammit I can't decide if this is horrible or adorable.

>>38413744
Please dont continue this story you fucking degenerate homo.

So we are sitting around eating, watching Netflix. I'm cozied up to him. I glance on his phone and he's on tinder.
>morale is getting lower
I get pretty sad at this point. Not noticeably but I'm getting feels thoughts.
I decide to go for a walk, he joins me.
We are walking around Chads neighborhood and I don't know what it is about him but I just open up to him.
Probably more than I should've but I guess its too late now, but I'm complimening him, he's not a drug addict, he hasn't smoked weed in months, he's a sweet guy...
So after the walk we goof around on minecraft until we decide to hit the sack.
For two hours, we laid there on the air mattress, talking, like deep talking like we did on the walk. I've never felt the urge to kiss someone in my life, but I didn't. We were telling spooky stories, I talked about what if our high friends killed us earlier and now we were in a strange limbo where its forever sleepover, and when we figure out its never ending, they try to kill us.
He looks out the window and looks at scary faces in the trees, we are laughing and scaring each other, so much to the point he gets up for a cigarette to calm his nerves. We sit there, he shows me his favorite song, then we go back to bed. We are sitting there spooning, I'm holding him. He eventually falls asleep, I go and turn off the outside light (because we were scared earlier) and go back to cuddling. He sorta grunts after a while so I assume he doesn't want to cuddle. And we didn't really. I'd cozy up to his back but I'm so afraid of overstepping my boundaries that I sorta avoid him.
Then we got up the morning and I was absolutely sad. It didn't help that he kept texting his ex-girlfriend all morning.

Part 2

>>38413665
name please
oriori

>>38413737
Sauce for paying customers only

Reply to my topic and I'll give you the name

>>38413777
I think you just need to stop being such a little bitch. Bitches aren't worth it, you don't have to be nice to people you don't know

Time flies when you're having fun..r-r-right??

>>38413641
ye the fuck is happening

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practically the only thing that reminds me of the passage of time is these types of posts. So if you could kindly stop I'm trying to be comfy