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>>39037612
Cheated on last year and haven't found anyone else since

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>>39037617
That sucks, anon. Share the story?

i met an amazing half indian half australian girl. she's so cute, and she's only 17 and a virgin. we just started dating and i want to marry her bros
i just wish she was white, I'm not sure if i want my kids to be 1/4th pajeet

Remove womens rights so that betas can get a chance gain

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Here's one of his 'tits'. I'm embarrassed for him.

>>39037566
We turn the trap lovers into traps themselves

>>39037475
Friendly reminder that the keyword is IDEAL not an application. So having ranges don't indicate ideal

>>39037475
>> Her age
16-22
>> Her height, build,general looks
short, petite with perky round boobersies, short hair
>> Her ethnicity and location
don't care, finland
>> Her hobbies/interests
anime and vidya
>> Why do you want a gf
to be miserable of the general concept of living and life together and to have someone to pump my seed in when times are though, and hopefully make me feel like trying at anything once again
>> What could you offer
I own a house
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
acceptance and no desire for children
>> Deal breakers
drugs, only attracted to wealth, has many male friends, hangs around with a lot of ex's, has a lot of ex's
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
27/m/finland
anime and wasting my life by focusing on things I like instead of a career
my health is shit my body is shit and quite honestly I don't see myself ever having a gf

>age
indifferent, 15 to 35
>height, build,general looks
any, not fat, cute
>ethnicity and location
white, EU
>hobbies/interests
outdoor activities and whatever else
>Why do you want a gf
share things, support each other
>could you offer
strong arms, a place to stay and a share of my NEETbux
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
a good heart, literally and figuratively
>Deal breakers
dog persons. cat ladies only
>Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
early 30s, white, EU, nature, old stones

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I'm actually a very happy and positive person despite all this, and don't expect to be any happier after winning the lottery, just super relieved; money doesn't buy happiness, but happiness doesn't buy you money either. It seems perfectly logical to kill yourself if you get to a point in life where your only other option is to wake up at 7AM and go to work for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, most of the year, most of your life just to continue existing. I don't think about this being an eventuality because it is a limiting belief and negative thinking, I just tell myself everything will be okay, it will all work out, and maintain my optimism- which is very useful when I check $50 of lottery tickets and see I won nothing, like I did yesterday.

One thing I haven't tried yet is talking to rich people I know, and meeting new wealthy friends to see if anyone wants to be my enabler, like give me food and let me live at their house for free and consider it like giving alms to a monk, like the do in Asia. Of course I'd be available to them if they need someone to help with their business or personal matters. The reason I haven't though is that I don't tell many people about my lottery mission, and I know I'm too selfish to do the exact same thing, if I win the lottery I would not invite one of you perma-NEETs to live with me.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

the funniest part of his manifesto to me was when he read the self help book that said "visualize what you want" so he imagined himself winning the lottery.

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>>39037494
sometimes in a yoga class I go to the instructor asks you to close your eyes and "visualize anything you would like to manifest, see and feels as if it is already done." One time a teacher actually said "winning the lottery" as an example, literally the words came out of my mouth right as they first came to my thoughts when she asked what it is we would like to manifest, and it was around the exact same time as a Mega Millions drawing was occurring. Fucking spooky. I revealed my autism level to her after class expecting her to say she was only joking and I need some help, but instead appeared very enthusiastic, told me not to doubt myself and keep believing I will win the lottery.

I didn't win shit that day, or week.

No, I genuinely believe myself to be the worst person on the face of the earth.

Yeah, it's had an impact on me.

>>39037257
>Do you think you're a good person?
No, i'm depressed and toxic person. Obviously i dont have a relationship because who would want to spend prolonged time around a person such as me.

>>39037263
>>39037265
Do you do bad things to people? If you have a choice between doing wrong by someone and not, which one do you choose?

Everybody can have a gf

>>39037262
no they can't
even the ugliest women are picky when it come to dating
i'll never find a cute one that will put up with my autism

>>39037312
Definitely not with that attitude, I bet you aren't even trying in the slightest

>>39037057
>listening to this pickup cult scammer

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Owen said "How you feel, is how they feel."

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>>39037080
Fuck off shill

Ok Im posting shit to pay you back for your heresies

https://www.youtube.com/user/clasikobastv

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs-brcHDxKqrOGU9cEWuCMQ

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tommy+sotomayor

https://www.youtube.com/user/pocketsofthefuture

>>39037035
Alice needs to strip for the class inspection.

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>>39037048
"What are we inspecting this time?"

>>39037076
Nipples, get that brah off right now, bra.

>>39037003
white women have been shit for the past 50 years, they're a lost cause but we can't do anything to them because they're sacred cows

Of course not.
Honor, Loyalty and Respect are virtues totally alien to the human female.
You remember Evalion? That slut went from 1488 to Marxist Slut in what a week's time?

It sucks that humanity needs their wombs to survive.

>>39037003
I always knew Tomi Lauren was a whore. I've never liked her.

Fill me in on the story senpai what's happening in burgerland rn

>>39036945
How long until porn of her is found?

>>39036945
>everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi

a lot of people hate anti-fa anon.

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Shut up! I love my job!

I have two days off you autist. Isn't it time you got your daily haircut?

Its sunday moron.

>>39036777
>777
Dat Jungian synchronicity though.
I do like keeping my room somewhat clean though. It feels nice to be in a clean room.

>>39036777
>777
kek is with us

and yes, JP like all conservatives is really good at making people with privilege feel like they deserve it

>>39036777
The only reason he's popular is because /pol/fags think it's cool some professor doesn't support trans shit.

>>39036698
I used to hate women but then I started hating people but now I realize there's only a few people living who are truly deserving of hate. I've become apathetic about most people and what they do.

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>>39036698
I hate all of them. I have become a very bitter person and every single woman on earth annoys me to no end because literally everything they do is a form of attention whoring and they don't care about the shame their actions will bring to the men of their families, and that pisses me off

Society as a whole is setup to benefit women at the expense of men. Normies doesn't care about male lives and never have. Hating women is natural if you are a good person.

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Negro got btfo

dayum tha nigga got fucked up, look at that nigga's leg dayum

>>39036632
bet you they're all running to the cops now wanting them to stop this stuff from happening whilst telling them to get fucked at the same time.

Im sorry anon, I recently had a rat die as well. Its not fair how short they get to be on this earth :(

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Once he got out and went on a walkabout in our flat and I posted this picture here.

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At the end he was suffering. It was hard watching him struggle.

All he wanted the past few days was to be held and kept warm. He wouldn't eat or drink with the exception of a little bit of baby food we bought him.

Life is a short warm moment, robots. Enjoy whatever you can.

>Also, free picture of a freshly deceased rat.