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WHAT THE FUCK /R9K/
I just stuck my finger in my ass and when I took it out, there were several tiny white worms on it. They were wriggling about. WHAT THE FUCK. I'm honestly fairly distressed right now. Is this bad? How do I get rid of them? Hold me, I'm scared.
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>>37553240
You have pin worms or something. Go to the doctor.
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>>37553240
Eat some pomegranate, it will help kill the worms.
Also, try going to the doctor as well.
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why did you stick your finger in your ass
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its currently 4:42 in the morning and I yet again can't sleep for anything
how about we have a good old fashioned comfy thread?
starting with a classic
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>>37553163
What is the comfiest thing in the whole wide world?
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>>37553188
a hard rain on a warm summers night
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orinnnii
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>Hey, Fembot! My eyes are up here you know.
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>>37553127
Sorry anon, I was just distracted by how comically small your dick is. My bf Jamal's dick is waaay bigger!
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>>37553127
>Sorry anon was just thinking how doggo chan dick is so much bigger.
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>>37553127
holy shit I recognize that bulge
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Funny stories about orbiters
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ill start, i actually learned about r9k from this very loser xD
>bf invites a known loser from highschool to a party as a joke
>that excuse of a man is now wearing less ridiculous clothes! trying to so hard to fit in
>actually tries to have a conversations with me (ex orbiter finally asked my digits LOL)
>near the end of the night, i ask him "You're a virgin, aren't you?"
>It was so funny, I felt his heart skip a beat but he tried play it cool and was like "Who told you that?"
>We all started laughing, he was utterly pathetic
>One of my friends says "No way dude, you didn't even pull in high school?"
>We could see his facade crashing down and he left shortly after
>Tried to call him on speaker to make fun of him how im in love with him but he didnt pick up
boys please do not play outside of your league :)
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>>37553009
Nice bait but I'll reply as if it's not a bait
Literally kill yourself, you are an awful human being. He's not a loser. You're just a narcissistic piece of shit.
If this were a just world you'd be dead by now
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I've read that story, was it archived or was it just in a random greentext thread?
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>>37553034
dude if youre 3/10 u really shouldnt be trying to date 9/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzG0_aU_Fn0
backed up by science
please know your place
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>when you realize you were living a lie and that you were a tits guy all along
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Then it dawned on me...
what was below tits level was also important
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>>37552965
ME WANT BABYSITTER
SUCKY SUCKY
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Who /navelfetish/ here?
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Anybody wanna talk?
Say anything you want about anything. I will reply to every post in this thread, regardless of what it is.
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>>37552920
That's a nice pic
Oregano
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I just lost my virginity and it was really underwhelming. I could barely stay hard during it. If I don't enjoy sex what's the point in trying to be a normalshit
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Is that pic Kim Keever?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAJOR IN
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>>37552857
Gender studies
originalbloxx
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>>37552857
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAJOR IN
geology
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Just bee urself bro
Oregano is an herb
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ITT:What you will be 10 years from now
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lmfao i thought she was real for a sec
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>tfw no Loli doll gf
Why live lads? It hurts...
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>>37552818
if i was a wageslave or had neetbux I'd get one of these as soon as I had enough money
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Dog master race.
'regano
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>>37552809
D O G G O
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What breed OP?
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>not posting the snoot
Op a shit
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here my doge. he has a tail like a platypus
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Anon, it says on your resume that you're a people person, but you seem very quiet
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Did I mention I'm transgender? You're not going to discriminate against me, are you?
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>>37552765
y-you t-t-to
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I remember when I was on NEET bux and the job person lady that was trying to help me get a job wrote up a bunch of bullshit on my resume that made me out to be some big normie.
Thank god I finally got my autism diagnosis and got autism bux and don't have to deal with that stuff anymore.
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The absolute worst feeling in the fucking world. Why are women so cruel? Why can't you just tell me to fuck off and be done with it? Why must you make me suffer?
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>>37552650
I love doing this to clingy beta cucks like yourself op, I wonder how many I made kill themselves?
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do girls even have souls
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>>37552675
Add me to your list
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we miss you /trashcorner/ anon...
please come back....
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we're waiting....
........
original lemon meringue facefuck dot org
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>>37552498
who is this anon of legend
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Everybody let's use our Brain Sorcery to summon trash anon!
Let's all do our best!1!
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>tfw have an interview for cashier position at grocery store tomorrow morning.
>21 yr old unicuck who has never had a job
>lied and said i have cashier experience
>so anxious i cant sleep
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>>37552454
Awww, don't worry about it, Anon. You'll probably do good at that job!
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>>37552454
Hey man fuck it
Play the part the whole time
use the old "oh they did it different at my old job" line as MUCH as you can
As long as you act like you know what you're doing fuck it you're in.
ALSO they wont fire you they'll just train you the way they want make sure to listen and just be confident
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They will train you to use their machines. Pay attention and don't be scared to ask questions. I was scared my first time too. The worst part is talking to customers. I had 6 greetings I would cycle through so nobody would hear me use the same one in a line of customers
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Why are Christians so dumb?
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>>37552445
>christians upset about obvious athiest with distain for christianity in the whitehouse
Gee...really makes you think. Is /r/politics down again?
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>>37552522
If Obama is an atheist, he knows the Bible better than most Christians...
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>>37552562
>An atheist telling Christians about their own book
kek
What the fuck do you think about this image?
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uh i like it?
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>>37552479
Well good, because if you didn't, I would be mad.
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Its fucking stupid
I dont get it
Some shitty red cat with a crayon background wow