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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore. Welp
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>>36285603
What's so abnormal about you?
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>>36285603
How many of these threads will you make and why?
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>>36285613
Im a neet. You can figure the rest yourself
This is how a real man handles rejection.
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>>36285545
>literally respond like an unfeeling robot
>oh hey thanks for not feeling any emotion, it really makes it easy for me to dehumanise you
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he basically told her he'd be okay with being the fall back beta bux if she cant find a chad
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>>36285545
Women offer me nothing as friends that a man couldn't offer me better. I have no use for women except for the wet hole between their legs. They aren't even people. Fortunately, rejection isn't something I've had to deal with since high school.
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I've posted about this before but here we go again after new measurements.
I'm 90 kg/ 198 pounds overweight.
Morbidly obese.
I thought my dick was small, this was and is my biggest fear.
I measured it, pushing back as far as it would go with a ruler. Flaccid is 8 cm/3.1 inches and erect is 12 cm/4.7 inches. When I lose these 90 kg/198 lbs, will my dick get bigger? At least 14 cm/5.5 inches? Right now, I have a ton of fat in my pubic area and it doesn't disappear when I push back with the ruler so, I think, it must be bigger, just buried in the fat.
Look, I went to a andrologist/urologist and he said the average in my country is 12 cm/4.7 inches. But I'm not sure if I believe him.
Conclusion: Do I have a normal dick under all the fat and should stop worrying about it, is this shit all in my head? I'm trying to become a normie and change my life and I would like a woman of course. Will my dick be a problem? NOT for whores who want 20 cm dicks, just your average gf.
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You won't have a need to use it anyway so why bother?
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my dick went from like 12cm to 17cm hard after losing weight from obese to slighly chubby so do as you wish senpai
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>>36285503
You are not on fucking wizchan.
I am not a "real" robot, I'm not socially autistic.
I am a failed, depressed, normie but still a normie.
If I lose weight, I can get a gf.
Hell, I'm planning to go to the gym once I lose the fucking weight to get some muscles.
I'm decent 7/10 looking.
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I luv kitty cuz kitty luvs me back
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>>36285483
Fucking retard
Yes this is an original comment
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>>36285483
The same goes for me, but im allergic.
>tfw love cats but it is torture to be around them
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>>36285506
fucking RUDE faggot
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>Guten Tag, Herr Anon! Are you Heiling Hitler in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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>>36285417
shut the fuck up you child
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>>36285417
Wer zur Hoelle bist du?
Und wie bist du in mein Zimmer gekommen?
Ich werde jetzt die polizei rufen.
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MEDDL L0IDE
>IT'S ANOTHER DAD IS AGRESSIVE WITH ME BECAUSE I DONT WANNA OPEN THE WINDOWS OF MY ROOM
WHAT SHOULD I DO
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>>36285410
My parents dont care I have foil on mine,Tell him it keeps the room cool
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Stop leaving cumrags on the ground
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Holy shit just open your windows you fucking autistic sack of shit, anyone who isn't mentally ill would be glad to have fresh air after an entire winter just went by
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>you will never wake up beside your qt black gf and your puppy
why live?
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>>36285214
Literally 90% white gtfo Goldstein
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>when having a pet animal isnt enough so you get a animal gf aswell
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>>36285283
>Literally 90% white gtfo Goldstein
looks pretty black to me senpai
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>tfw weekend comes around and you look outside the window and realize you'll spend another weekend in your room alone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05D0FNgxc0W
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Link to previous thread were I posted more piano feels:
>>36264032
I'll post some new ones in this thread in a minuet
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>>36285128
>namefagging
>backlinking an old thread of yours
>piano/music puns in your post
Go post on Reddit instead. It seems like you came from there and you would probably fit in better there.
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>>36285128
I enjoyed yesterday's thread,
ingnore this (>>36285434) fag;
post piano instead.
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ITT: /OurAlbum/
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all bones albums
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>>36284892
>no money
>can't into torrents and stuff
>download anything I can find on band camp that's free
How do I get the albums I want without paying cash
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>>36284892
His Magnum Opus
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>still haven't done taxes
>still have no idea even how to do taxes
Is there still time to salvage this situation or am I fucked?
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>>36284875
Just hire some guy to do them
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>>36284875
Turbotax you retard. Takes 20 minutes. Just may sure to e-file by the 18th. If you're unable to e-file due to verification issues (this happened to me), you just print out the return, sign it, and mail by tuesday. Or spend $100 and have some retard at tax block or whatever do it
t. Accountant
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>>36284901
dont listen to this guy
>>36284875
It's relly easy OP. Just fill out a tax sheet. It tells you what you need to do step by step and all you need is a basic understanding of math. High schoolers and some middle schoolers know this shit already. do t let some jew jew you out of 200 bucks.
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1. Use a name.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for, and maybe even get some answers and more.
4. We're working on a list of online tests; if you have been officially diagnosed (or are damn sure you have what you have), recommend tests that have corresponding results. Those tests will be used as resources for later threads. This is optional, of course, you don't have to do it.
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1 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35498409/
2 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35521806/
3 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35541735/
4 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35547290/
5 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35567230/
6 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35668421/
7 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35689780/
8 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35716442/
9 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35740738/
10 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35763440/
11 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35777773/
12 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35803625/
13 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35835561/
14 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35855848/
15 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35876435/
16 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35882457/
17 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35906378/
18 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35926221/
19 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35945942/
20 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35971403/
21 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35994443/
22 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36019645/
23 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36040635/
24 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36089774/
25 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36093480/
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36108068/
I misnumbered, so there are two threads #26
26 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36132647/
27 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36158561/
28 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36183284/
29 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36210653/
30 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36244000/
31 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36259571/
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>>36284773
The following user likes to be a wastebut and not vice president and have no clue what the fuck do people mire their families and have no motivation and not abducted to me I look swole coming out and awkward as a little boy with that I actually fucking manlet what to say n fourth with a little late to me and says the fuck do people be robots were being sarcastic fuck.
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>>36284836
Is this what happens when /fit/ writes a letter together, one word at a time?
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Omg I'm out of weed and I don't know when I'll get to smoke again...
Kill me
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>W-weed isn't addictive!
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dude :')
origimZA
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>>36284779
t. has never smoked weed
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>you cannot delete a post this old
so this is how it ends
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>>36284706
>Ted-Cruz-Impersonating-A-Human-Eating-Pizza.jpg
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>>36284706
>everyone will be able to read your insanely retarded post and know your are fucking dumb
At least it's anonymous.
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>>36284736
>it was an accidentally self-doxxing post
uh-oh
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>Hey Dad, this is Duquan from school. We're going to study upstairs in my room, okay?
Your response?
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he looks cool and fun
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>>36284611
that's a helluva path you've covered from being an addict, dukie
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>>36284611
Why do we live in a restaurant?
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who here /noforesight/
>blender is stuck
>wanted to make protein shake badly
>turn blender on
>force it to unstuck manually
>blades stab my hands
this is why i couldnt be a chad. im simply too stupid. luckly it was an old blender so its just two small but deep cuts.
have more stories if there is any interest
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ok ill tell another
>be me as opposed to being not me
>daydreaming in my room as per usual
>lighter catches my attention
>start setting things i dont need on fire
>start with small papers gradually working up too boxes and such
>getting light headed
>lie down on bed
>wake up 10 hours later with a massive fucking headach
>evolution almost got me
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>>36285082
wait you were lighting fires inside your house? what the fuck
anyway
>buyin cigs
>guy at counter gives me parliment 100s which are twice the length of regular cigs
>to autistic to ask for regulars
>try to smoke one on break at work in the same amount of time
>suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning and nearly pass out in the bathroom
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>>36285127
actually i could have just ended that story at
>buyin cigs
seriously kids, it feels good but I know its killing me