>text with a girl
>she replies with a "hahaha"
Why the fuck are they allowed to do this? Is there a good way to respond to that? Why the fuck should I keep carrying the conversation?
Do I just drop her?
>texting anyone besides family, or online friends you don't want to lose contact with when your internet is fucked
Seriously hope.
>>39498724
Drop the bitch
>>39498735
I want to meet girls. How else do I do it?
Reminder that if you have irl friends, you're a normie.
If any of us had irl friends, do you think we'd be here?
>>39498618
Wow then I am a normie, doesn't change anything about the fact that I am fucking insane
Op thinks that everything is either 0 or 1
I dont like this type of thinkig
Do robots own guns?
I'm getting a nice OT check from work and was thinking of finally buying a handgun.
I've been looking at glocks and I really want to get a Glock 19. What do you guys think?
>>39498593
meme gun
>>39498610
I've heard good things and it's super reliable. I like the look of them too. Nothing fancy.
Does a pellet rifle count? Fucking libtard gun laws
Does anyone have that image with all the bitter white women jealous of the cute asian olympian?
I need it for reasons.
so that you can continue to make a woman who already likes you pissed and insecure? go fuck yourself normie chad peice of shit
>>39499291
Ugh I thought we told your type to go home
>>39498582
you mean this one, i assume?
I spent the last month doodling shitty monsters into my sketchbook and now I'm going to dump em ITT.
I haven't thought of a name for this one yet, but he's an evil mofo and probably has a big-ass second form
And of course I fuck up the picture god damn
Here's how he's meant to be seen
I call this one "Floronus". He's fucking badass with his two-handed axe skills. He's a real softie deep down inside.
This one is just some asshole bird
Let's all post some sad music and talk about sad things, I'll start with some of my favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTNvoWzRmhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEJ8TH_XRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbuGWgYLqWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I
Just a few of my favorites. And this can also double as a general talking thread too, talk about whatever you want, if you wanna get anything off your chest or whatever. Thanks guys.
I was watching the last Wolverine movie and this part from the soundtrack was pretty sad. It feels withered and old and past its expiration date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfUh-lSC_w
>>39498558
It's a great movie all around, especially if you self-insert and you kinda feel like you have a daughter that you need to protect. I never paid too much attention to the soundtrack, but I guess that's just a testament to how immersive it was and how it blended in so well.
Out of all OST's I pay attention to vidya ones the most. Silent Hill 2 is my favorite of all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Lis6LnVbk
>>39498509
https://youtu.be/ihtdBH0kSxc
The whole soundtrack is beautiful.
I lost my virginity (at 21 tho) & I am blessed with good looks
Would I be right in guessing that I don't qualify as a robot any more?
Selfbump, I need answers anons, don't leave me hanging.
Yes, please leave this board. Thank you.
You are a normie, not a Chad. You must leave anyway.
>not in my house rn
>there is PC in living room
>its 22:39 and im playing euro truck simulator on the PC while listening to black metal
>i thought everyone is already asleep
>hear someone enter the bathroom
>my older brother has gf over here
>few minutes after someone entered bathroom
>literally can hear them fucking in bathroom right now
>they are cery loud
>i turn the volume on PC up so i dont hear them
>still can hear them
>feels very bad
What would you do?
>>39498446
ignore them and keep posting
if possible I would also change my horrible taste in music
Update: they have stopped
I feel better
>>39498624
I bet they came to the thought of your virgin ears hearing them.
Does anybody have any interesting ways of fucking with a girl that I logically should've gotten over three years ago? I think she's still with her boyfriend, who is such a cuck that he stayed with her after she cheated on him with myself. I want to do some damage because I've realised that my problems for the past three years have all stemmed from the hole she put in me, and I wish to return that favour. So, robots, any ideas on how to do that?
>>39498431
You being hung up on a girl from three years ago while this Chad is going balls deep in some girl you still fap to. You sound like the cuck
kidnap him and her and slowly kill the guy while she watches, thats gonna leave a mark
>>39498494
Should've mentioned that
>I no longer have feelings outside of contempt for the girl
>The guy is a beta fuck, and he'd be a virgin if it weren't for her
>She's too good for him appearance wise
>Back then I was convinced she'd be fucking a Chad at her college, right now I'm sure of it
Why is it logical to put your heart and soul in another person's hands? It seems like a serious gamble.
I've experienced a debilitating heartbreak a year sgo, and I'm still recovering from it. In a sense, I'm still broken.
To get my social fill, I'll hangout with my friends, best friends, cousins, etc.
To fulfill my other desires, I'll just bang chicks.
Why would I risk pursuing love, when relationships these days are incredibly volatile? My heart can't take another gamble, and I'd be doing a disservice to myself by taking that risk.
Bottom pic is what I'm doing, from chicks off Craigslist and OKC
>>39498414
Bump testing test nump bump
>>39498414
that's why most people who get burned bad never really do it again
can't blame 'em
>>39498591
Yep.
It's clear that the abundance of dating apps and hook up sites is to counteract how relationships have failed. Random hook ups are a balance to how love has been destroyed, read between the lines
I can't go to any thread on page 1 without seeing comments along the lines of: "autistic screeching", "stop being an autist", and "are you fucking autistic?"
Autism is not a choice. It has no prevention and no cure. More and more people are being diagnosed since we know the criteria now, and plenty of autistic people (including myself) use the internet regularly. I have always loved the internet because it gives me a way to communicate that I simply don't have in real life. Seeing autistic people become the main target of jokes here as of late has been demoralizing. I'm sure I'm just "too sensitive" or whatever, but words matter. You have a younger audience than you think, and kids see and repeat shit like this all the time. Using autism as an insult is going to make people even less empathetic to autistic people than they already are.
I just don't see the humor in making fun of people who are already down. Dark humor is fine every once in a while, but if all of your jokes focus on making fun of disabled people, maybe you should reevaluate. Make fun of people who deserve it--there are plenty. We have an enormous amount of insults to choose from, and if you are creative enough you can even come up with your own.
bump
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I think the concept of "autism" is grossly misunderstood by damn near every single person that uses this site. Autism is pretty rare. For whatever reason though, the word 'autism' became the pejorative for everyone who's just being a retard.
>>39498406
Are we back to using retarded again?
>How can you not have a girlfriend, uncle anon? I'm 14 and I already have a boyfriend.
Your response?
>>39498363
Rape her.
Then trow the body in the closest bin
>>39498363
My stepsister told me this. I'm 23 she's 14. Doesn't have a boyfriend though but knows she can easily get one.
I want to fuck her so bad
>>39498363
Remember the "practice" we did when you were a little girl? That wasn't practice for me, that was the real thing.
when I poke my prostata with a finger, it feels funny.
additional info: I haven't fapped for four(4) days.
>>39498258
You seem to have DSB.
>>39498290
elaborate but in an original way pls
>>39498324
Deadly Sperm Back-up
How do I dream more, /r9k/?
Reality is boring
You always dream, but you forget them. Some say that you'll start to remember more of it if you write them, but mine are just too embarrassing. Also, I already tried all of these lucid dream bullshit, it never works.
>>39498253
lucid dreaming is the only way to go m'lad
>>39498460
Am i the only one who thinks that normal dreams are better than lucid?
When i normally dream, amazing stuff happens, sometimes i can think about a dream for weeks because it was so amazing
And when im lucid dreaming i just fly around and spawn random things
Boring
MBTI General
>INTJ Edgelord
>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie
MBTI tests
>Beginner level
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>Advanced level
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http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>Bonus test
https://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/dotest.php
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
http://www.celebritytypes.com/big-five-personality/test.php
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