>tfw r9k is the worst board even without merging
How does that make you feel?
>>35948845
I don't know if you can say that /pol/ seems like it might have a stroke.
>>35948894
I guess that's true.
Hopefully pol dies so normies can fuck off.
>>35948927
>/pol/
>normies
/pol/ is many things, but normies are not one of them.
Net yet, anyway.
I'm so happy and euphoric it's scary
Things ive never said for $100?
>>35949050
no actually it's bipolar or manic depression or I have no idea what it is
i'm either euphorically happy or in agony
>>35949173
No one was talking about you.
This autistic nerd managed to get a qt gf. Why haven't you?
He looks taller than me
>>35948781
fame got him a gf
>he touches her so she has to be his girlfriend
>robot logic
i think its time to blow this scene
get everybody and their stuff together
okkay
three
two
one
lets jam
I SAID LETS MOTHERFUCKING JAAMMM!!!
>>35948718
you know, maybe the reason you keep posting this thread is that you want someone to ask YOU the question
but I'm not gonna do it, because by its very nature it is antagonistic and represents a severe misunderstanding of the nature of mental illness.
Nah. original commenty
>>35948718
Blow this, motherfucker.
>Anon! Why did you tie me up! Let me go right now!
>W-what do you mean you are taking revenge on me for being a woman? Why do you hate women so much?
>W-what? I would never do that! What do you mean you are going to make me suffer for being a woman?
>Get that tape away from my mou-mmmpphh!!!
I'm also a woman, and I'm not the one who tied you up like that, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Are you okay? I'll untie you. Do you want to tell me what happened?
>>35948696
>a woman ruining things like usually
REEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEE
>>35948696
Leave forever and choke on your next meal
Would you have sex with Lena dunham?
>>35948665
No, I don't want rocks stuck in my vagina.
>>35948690
Wait, holy shit, she did that to her sister?
WTF
>>35948690
it's kind of funny that they all want to lynch her over that but she was actually fucking literally 7 when she did it
in other words they want to hold an actual, non-meme child accountable for sexual assault
rofl
>only about 8 or so boards have merged
How did they fuck up a simple April Fools prank so badly? Why not get most of the boards involved to make it truly fun?
>>35948637
Why not make one mega board?
>>35948891
That would be turbocancer, but I'd love it.
Which board are merged, outside of /mlpol/
how come they didn't merge /r9k/ and /soc/? that would have been the funniest.
I kinda hoped for /r9k/ to merge with /b/
>>35948623
Because we'd reee those roasties so hard their mods would probably ban us.
Is the whole joke just that only /pol/ and /mlp/ got merged? If so, that's pretty good.
>Quiet guy starts humming pumped up kicks at work
Is this a black thing? I don't get your obsession over shoe wear, sorry.
>humming twisted nerve
>somebody starts humming along
Hey, no.
>>35948594
>autistic kid snaps at the school bully
its happening lads
So since other boards are merging, what do you think of /r9k/ and /soc/ merging?
>>35948534
We're merging depressed permavirgins with horny permavirgins.
>>35948606
So no difference at all?
>>35948534
yes /soc9k/ ?
An open Eugenics program such that:
>only men with 10 to 12 percent bodyfat, 120+ IQ and 6'+ height can reproduce and they must have no facial deformities, drug or alcohol dependencies or history of inheritable diseases. Likewise with women except height is not factored in. No past history of serious criminal offenses or political ideologies opposite to that which this society is opposed to. Must be white to the extent their great grandparents were. No Jews.
>sterilize everyone else completely and give them monthly payments for co-operation
>legalize assisted suicide and have walk in suicide clinics
>3 children max per family and any children born with genetic markers for defectivity are aborted. Post Natal if required.
Immigration:
>deport all immigrants, non-cooperation is death by firing squad or other execution which can be an on the fly one by the appropriate shock troops.
>close borders and station military personnel there who will be ordered to shoot to kill for trespassers
>racially separate the rest from whites and control their birth rates and status no interracial couples allowed.
Sex:
>homosexuality, transsexualism and other degenerate perversions such as furries is a crime to practice openly and will be treated as a mental illness
>age of consent will be reformed to 15
>infertile men are allowed to have sex with infertile women. Fertile men or fertile women can have sex with an infertile partner but will be encouraged to procreate
>prostitution is legal for infertile women to sell themselves but is regulated and restricted to private in service or regulated brothels
>>35948458
Health:
>drug use is legal for infertiles and is restricted likewise to a regulated business. Public intoxication or operating machines high or drunk is still a crime and will result in suspension of access or restricted access in the future.
>everyone overweight or obese will pay a fat tax
Misc:
>economy controlled and monitored by government
>feminism, egalitarianism and other degenerate philosophies banned
>compulsory military service for males from age 16 to 21
>Islamic religion banned
Let's face it Chad wants Stacey and Stacey wants Chad so give them it and let incels do drugs and fuck hookers and ban degeneracy and immigrants while we are at it.
Question: why the Whiteness requirement if the IQ height, and drug addiction are already factored in?
Furthermore, why no explicit mention of depression, anxiety, or other mental disorders? They should be an automatic disqualifier.
>>35948458
>deport all immigrants
Say goodbye to most of those men with 10 to 12 percent bodyfat, 120+ IQ and 6'+ height
Any other ENTPs on this board?
>>35948378
ISTJ/INTJ masterrace.
>>35948500
What else could I've expected from robots
>>35948378
Why does everyone hate ISTP's?>>35948500
Any robots listen to Jordan Peterson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8GSf5cYCvE
That might be useful to robots
He's not primarily a self-help guy, but he talks about philosophy mainly.
He did some bit on the 'metaphysics' of pepe, and I just cannot take him seriously after that. Smug pseudo-intellectual.
>>35948444
>entire opinion of somebody is based off of one video he made
wew lad
Peterson is pretty great, I'm working my way through his maps of meaning lecture right now.
>>35948367
Used to but after Sam Harris ripped him apart I can't see him as anything other than an intellectual hack proficient in sophistry
https://youtu.be/uuCjAw359j0
Really brave and deep video.
My favorite channel atm is sadworld aka the fat kid from icarly
https://youtu.be/XH3UrcINSuc
>>35948369
them double chins
pls no bully
I just like his new personality
https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie/videos
Since this thread has become infested with normies recently, lets get a robot thread going.
ITT: We post our porn collections along with their respective sizes.
Come on guys, every thread deserves a chance.
Where's Cat Goddess?
>>35948494
Who the fuck is cat goddess?