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Getting tired of guys who call themselves Anime nerds trying to befriend when they haven't even watched classics like Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Hellsing, Kare Kano, Azumanga, Lupin The Third, Serial Experiments Lain, Ghost In The Shell, or Golden Boy. I don't expect Anime fans to be interested in all of them, but it's a huge red flag to not watch any of them. It's a huge red flag when an Anime fan isn't even knowledgeable of any current season Anime. I'm not intolerant of casuals, I just get tired of having to hide my power level around "anime fans" and having to deal with all the stigma of being knowledgeable about Anime.
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anyone who calls themselves an "anime nerd" is a fucking nu-male normalfag, a real anime man would be too embarrassed to tell anyone he likes anime.
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If you rounded up all the real anime fans in the West you might have enough people for a small convention. Maybe.
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>>39290027

Because we're being made aware of cute cosplayers.

So I tell my friends who watch zero anime and they tell their friends.

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>looking at Snapchat
>See a really cute girl on a friends story
>Really really old friend, not even sure how were connected on Snapchat
>Have instant oneitis for the cutie girl though
>Can't find out who she is through FB stalking
>Write a snap saying "weow who's the dancing girl on your story she's carzy good looking"
>Spur of the moment autism press send

Doesn't feel like such a good decision anymore stay posted for what kind of reply I get
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has there been a response yet OP?
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What the fuck kind of meal is that? And why does he have an N 64 cart on his plate? What's in that jar? Why a hammer? Does he eat the weed as salad?
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>>39290443
a meal of champions famalam.

a meal if champions.

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Reminder that is it morally correct to kill Nazis.
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Hey guys. Is it shilling hour already?
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who cares
go bother /pol/
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>>39289993
>All these faggots making r9k into a political board.

Leave now normie.

I'm fucking bored. Anyone have any questions for a married normie?
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>>39289923

How much do you regret it? U
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>>39289930
Not much. You'll always check out other girls and wonder "...what if?" but the good stuff about being married puts those doubts to rest pretty quickly.

And of course this is just my experience. Your results may vary.
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>>39289923
did you get an engagement ring?

ooooooorooooooginool

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Anyone else ever get this kind of thing? I'm certain it's a scam but it still scared the shit out of me when I saw it. They gave me a number that they said was Microsoft support, but of course I didn't call it. It was impossible to trace; even the website the pop-up purported to have found in my history (sexy little girls dot tech) turned up no results when searched it with "virus" or "scam" on Google. Oh, and they told me my IP address and got it wrong.

I know I'm gonna regret putting all that shit into Google. That pop-up made me do more damage than it did itself.

One more thing: I'm kind of addicted to shota/loli doujins, and talk about it here often. But I live in Burgerland so they're not gonna get me for that, right?
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>>39289818
any pop up on your phone/computer that says it's the FBI or whatever and that "theire gunna git you" is a lie. They wouldn't let the criminal know in advance. Don't believe it especially if they ask you for money
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its probably just malware from a loli site you were on
you'll be fine, just get some antivirus and try to stick to just loli on 4chan
like i always say, "if i see it on 4chan i wont go to jail"
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>>39289818
I gotta go soon anon, but I decided to help a fellow robro out. I hope you don't live in the yellow or red zone lad.

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>female
>19
>literally have not been asked out one time in my life
It's annoying to see all these threads saying how women have it so much better. Maybe MOST women, but not all. Guarantee most of you faggots have more friends than me. I can't even get friends online.
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>inb4 374 replies of "i'll be your online boyfriend, plz"
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Ur probably gay buddy go gay it up
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It doesn't get better. That's me at 27. Although a robot offered me the key to his chastity cage once so that's sort of like being asked out I guess...

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>Be hanging out with two of my friends that are girls
>We start talking about names
>"Idk why anon, but I feel like the name Sophie suits you."
>We all laugh about it, cause I'm a boy.
>They persistently call me Sophie now, and I've learned to respond to it.

I'm too shy to ask them to stop. What should i do?
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>>39289364
Just accept your place as a sissy.
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Call them stupid archaic names like Crassus or Cicero. Break their normie brains.
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>>39289438
what's a sissy?

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I like to think the alt-right's getting worked up over nothing until I see this stuff.
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Shit man I don't give a rat's ass about "muh white genocide", but let me say this: It's probably for the best that mongs like her are fucking nonwhites. It just ensures that the few whites left will be more intelligent. Stupid mothers lead to stupid kids.
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Personally I'm not too concerned. I'll be dead by the time the white race dies out. I can assure you the world will be a lot worse under chinese rule for blacks. Europe will be most likely islamic by that time as well, so I hope women in general have fun being coated in acid and stoned to death for no real reason.
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>>39289291
I too didnt want to take the altright pill, but they are 100% right. modern politics is all about race/identity, and it is extreamly anti white

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Any other Texanons here?

How fucked are you? I'm in a suburb of Austin so it shouldn't be that bad but if you live on the coast you should probably leave asap.
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>>39289274

Texas anon that lives in the suburbs of Austin here too. I think we'll be fine.
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>>39289420
Oh shit. Where you from?
I'm in Cedar Park.
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>>39289274
North Dallas
We'll be fine
Who here /UTD/

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I tried to fix Hila's face...

How did I do?
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>>39289245
You turned someone who looked a bit below average into a fucking goblin jesus christ
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>>39289245
i dont get it what the fuck have you done op
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Well it's definitely an improvement

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How are your classes so far?
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>>39289073
>CC
Something happened to the head of the mathematics department and I can't take high level maths this semester
Also taking shit ton of CLEP exams to save 8k on tuition and finish my associates in only one year (took summer credits too).

Have a bunch of offers from 4 year Universities to pay for my tuition.
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im moving in for my first year tommorow bros
wish me luck
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universities are sick places filled with many normalfags. They all smell bad and have greasy hair. I think I will finally have the motivation to kill myself soon.

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>little kid asks if I'm a girl or a boy
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What gender are you and how long is your hair?
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>>39289042
>>little kid asks if I'm a girl or a boy
This is a good thing
It means you are either very attractive or very ugly
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>>39289042
Kids these days are just used to asking for people's pronouns before making an assumption.

Malebots, what's it like to look down and see your big hard throbbing cock aching to explode?
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>feel hardon
>look down
>oh it's you again
>ignore it til it goes away
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>>39288862
this is the most beautiful dick i have ever seen
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>>39289080
I love his head

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Everyone knwos that r9k failed miserably in their battle against /pol/ and Trump won't be impeached etc. etc...
Yes. That hurt. /pol/ has gotten way too powerful they have a fucking President for christ sakes. We are so small and irrelevant now it's pathetic, even though we were the ones who found Pepe etc in the first place! We need a president too. So how about the Omega Robot, Mark Zuckerberg?

How can you deny that he's our leader, /r9k? Seriously how can you deny this? This guy bought three apartment buildings near his home just so he would not have to suffer even the slightest chance of interacting with normies on a regular basis. All of his "I visited Wisconsin to milk some cows" posts are clear evidence that he wants to run. He is literally 10x richer than Donald Trump, he's a high-profile advocate of NEETBux, he's famous for exploiting normies like no other before, he literally treats them like cattle... he has a "qt azn waifu", you know the kind. He is everything you want to be and MORE, he is our leader, do you doubt this? The man turned roastie shaming into a sport. You might hate Facebook but you gotta respect the game /r9k/

This is the weapon that will end /pol/ and Drumpf once and for all. We must support this man when he decides to run. If you're not enthusiastic about Mark, you should still campaign for him for the extra 1,200 dollars deposited directly in your bank account every month, and to get BTFO our other enemy, sassy fat nigger sluts. But mostly we need to defend our honor and see /pol/ get its comeuppance- surely you agree with this?
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>>39288828
Zucks is an ultimate normie, a Chad, and a cuck. He is not your hero.
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>>39288828

>$1200 usd monthly for shilling

Sign me up
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>>39288870
He's the posterchild for robots everywhere, fuck off

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>"Ayo white boy, do me a favor and rub some lotion on me and my friend! You don't want us to get burnt do you? *giggle*"
What do you do?
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say I dont care and go home
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>>39288772
Gas the shitskin wenches and build a sandcastle
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>>39288772

Rub the lotion on them. I don't want to get shot.

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