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I have probably only been out of this circle less than twenty times in my life.

I want to travel.
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Airbnb you can rent a place and pay for event for cheap.
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for fucks sake I thought when i opened this thread that you would at least be in a place worth fucking living in. orlando is so terrible how can you even be alive? I went there and less than 24 hours later I am banned for life that place sucks so much dick
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>>37728173
Somebody post the pic of the Blondie who was raped and mauled by wild Taiwanese because she "liked to travel" and wanted to experience third world culture.

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Well, robots it seems that attention whores/roasties are here.

We got rid of "lovealexis !!cwMmRVNdBHw", that roastie tripfag. She's not been posting anymore lately, so I assume after that thread an anon made, she's gone.

Unfortunately, now we have another one, apparently, she goes by the name of "Insomnia-Chan", she claims to be lonely, friendless, loser, etc etc. She also says she's not an att whore, when the reality is in front of her face.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/Insomnia-Chan/

Jugde.

No place for this scum who is destroying our board.
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You're destroying the board just as much as "she" is.
This is not your personal army.
This is not your secret club.
There is no "we" that you keep mentioning.
Stop posting.
Start lurking.
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>>37728077
We need to this together, anon.

Why?

Simple, because they come here wanting attention. then they got it and everything's is happiness for them, but what we need to do is showing them this is internet.

You can't come and say "hey i several issues Im lonely" and then "i'm a girl", if you had issues, why is it neccesary to say that you're female? Again simple, just atenttion, the attnetion they can't get in real life.
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>>37728077
i mean he is right in making this thread, fembots have been destroying the board. they obviously want attention from us, and the way i see it we just need to ignore them. if they don't go away from not gettin attention then we retaliate.

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This thread is to celebrate normalfags dying.

Here's a new one:
Finnish whore and criminal boyfriend Livestream their last few moments while partying then get in a nice accident.

https://liveleak.com/view?i=f1f_1496955131
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>>37728011
what time does this shit start, i dont want to watch them talk for a few minutes
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>>37728011

Great thread Op. I couldn't stop laughing when the roasties blew up in Manchester
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http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/uk-backpacker-killed-herself-accidentally-in-a-bid-to-frighten-boyfriend/news-story/542728b8747ed735d5397c6e23a17881
>I'll show my bf how much he loves me!!!
>Whoops I hung myself

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Here are some tips for people new at being NEET:

>get wetnaps aka wet wipes
when you eat your cheetos or what have you, you'll want to wipe your hands without going to the washroom. wet wipes will keep your keyboard grease-free.
>get a mini-fridge
again, this allows you to stay in your room instead of having to go to the kitchen for a cold beverage
>keep your room clean
cleaning your room each week is therapeutic. it makes you feel as if you're doing something productive.
>keep up with hygiene
you'll never know if you'll have an emergency and will have to step foot outside of your house
>get a bunch of straws
so that the mountain dew and other acidic beverages won't rot your fucking teeth
>open your windows every so often
you won't notice it but your room smells like semen so air that shit out.
>get a lock on your door
this keeps nosy fuckers who enter before knocking away

feel free to add to this list.
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This fucking underage child doesn't use chopsticks to eat his cheetos like the uncultured swine he is
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protip: stop being a neet
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>>37728028
TRUTH
>>37728038
SHAME. LEAVE NOW

>Graduate from uni
>Economics degree
>lol no jobs
>revert to flipping burgers and tossing salads in a classy restaurant for minimum wage
>stress and pressure through the roof
>11 months later decide it's not worth it
>give one month notice
>everyone begs me to stay
>notice time is done
>they give me a promotion to management
>tfw
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>>37727984
Do you regret going to UNI?
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>>37727984
Should have gone to a trade school.
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>>37727984
Why do you people even think about getting those boring degrees? I personally fell for the stem meme. Hate that shit so much. Should've become a doctor.

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Can black girls be moe?
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>>37727954
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger poster, you're life is cancer
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If they have a non-black dad, yeah.
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>>37727954
She's pretty with a nice body and nasty as fuck on camera but I hate her dumb fucking hair hat.

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Favourite
>drink
>animal
>girls body type
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>>37727910
Coffee I guess
Cats maybe
And THICC or muscular milfs (older in general)
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>>37727910
>drink
WHAT IS
>animal
THE POINT OF
>girls body type
THIS THREAD?
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water
dog
xx chromowomes

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How come your willy isn't big like mine?
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I'm not gay, but I can't help but save every big dick picture posted here.
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>tfw willyposting made me realize that my big uncut dick is only unique because i'm american and every white european has the same exact one
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>>37727981
Why would that make you angry? You get to have a rare high quality in murrica rather than another joe in yuroland

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>Get matched on tinder to qt

>Go to beach for fun in sun

>She says she sees a friend and wants you to take a picture of them

>Then does this

How would you respond?
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>>37727886
Kill every Jew I can find
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The only real option is to leave her there. No words are required. Just walk away and don't contact her again.
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>>37727886
Take the picture, offer to go grab them drinks at the boardwalk, get in my rental and drive back to the airport because I live in landlocked state.

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>working on a project for days and finally finishing it
>working with random people together
>exploring a new biome
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>>37727837
have you made all the farms yet

get that 1700/hr iron shit, get you some gold and fuckin wither coal, automate everything you can

i've fallen off the wagon but i don't give a shit, my last name's not "hathaway-van-white" or something and i'll probably never own real property
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>>37727866
I think our server is working on a few grinders right now. An iron farm wouldn't be a bad idea. I myself was never real good with the grinders and such.
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W e h a v e a g g i e s

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Can guys just want to hang out with with a girl alone, not in a group PLATONICALLY? With no sexual/romantic vibes?
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Its literally impossible if you find how sexually attractive.
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I hate everything.
t. asexual male that wants platonic female friendship
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Of course, if girl is 5/10 or below.

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>Hes still a virgin
>Past the ag of 18
>Even if he loses it now, he will never be able to live down not scoring in highschool
>Literally the easiest time of your life to have sex
>The most exciting sex you will ever have is in highschool, with some other girl whos trying not to get caught
How can you cope with this?
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>The most exciting sex you will ever have is in highschool
What kind of autist thinks that this is true? High school sex is the most awkward and embarrassing experience ever. Even sex with a hooker is more exciting.
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literally me, battle suicide everyday
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I'm a female and I didn't lose my virginity till I was 25.

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This is REAL robot food.
Prove me wrong, well? You can't!
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I'm a sardines guy. Canned with hot peppers and olive oil.
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>>37727654
My food
>fresh ginger
>marmite
>beans beans beans
>bananas
>chili (hot)
>nuts
>stout
And that's why I never get ill
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>Consumption of any cooked or processed food, and exposure
to pollution create toxicity, imbalances, and deficiencies. When
enough toxicity accumulates, resulting in compound cellular
damage and degeneration, disease develops
>A major problem with food-science is that its scientists view
nutrients in food in only two categories, good and destroyed.
That is like viewing people as follows: A person who is vibrant,
strong and athletic is considered good, useful and functional; a
person who is weak and tired is considered good, useful and
functional; a person who is crippled is considered good, useful
and functional; a person who is comatose is considered good,
useful and functional; and a person who is dead is considered
destroyed.
Nutrients that are mutilated are not very useful or functional
for creating and maintaining health. Yes, the weak, crippled and
comatose people are alive but how productive can they be
toward accomplishing the daily chores? How many weak,
crippled and comatose people have you asked to dig ditches and
lumberjack?
I have observed that no matter how slight the damage to
nutrients, that digestion, utilization and assimilation are
impaired. Science fails to acknowledge that truth. I have found
that health is poorly affected when people eat food that
artificially reaches a hot-temperature as low as 93 F (34 C),
and cold-temperature as high as 40 F (4 C).

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> 30% of the degenerate, misogynistic, and autistic loser here still managed to get laid.

> You haven't

Literally, what is your excuse?
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>>37727623
Wonder how many use /britfeel/. Seems to be a larger majority of non virgins on there.
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Anxiety. I know thats a shitty meme answer but its true. Im scared to interact with people and the very thought of it makes my stomach tie in a knot.
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I bet they counted hookers

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Post characters that are literally you

Oflegano
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Roddy Piper from my all time fav movie They Live
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Literally or figuratively? This is important
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>>37727498
Original posting I am a post

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