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Let's have another Pictures That Absolutely Crushes You thread
That feeling when you spend a whole day with your SO in a small room in your shared home, watching movies, listening to music, and enjoying life it's sappy as balls when reading it, but that would be such a happy feel
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It's kinda autistic that I took the time to make this LOL but yeah I figured spending a whole day with her is amazing itself, but Imo if you took some dextro on that day the emotions would be very intense
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Nothing much except I wanna grab em by the old vag
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>>36617556
Dude explain this pic
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I'm going on a date tomorrow. We're all gonna make it.
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>>36617484
Remember that whatever happens only matters as much as you want it to. I'd say good luck but luck is an illusion.
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>>36617519
if I have to choose between having shitty luck and shitty fate, i'd rather consider I still have hopes
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Don't mind me. Just testing my ban.
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Who gives worst advice?
Millennials
>Dude Just like, network. I networked and then i got a great job in my father's friends company!
>just accept it,none of us will ever own a house, just live within your means and stay away from debt
>Only use credit cards for emergencies, in fact maybe just don't own one
>I work 50 hours a week in a menial job and save 50% of my income to spend it on important things like travelling and tatoos!
>I have $5000 saves, i'm going to spend half of it on a month in Thailand!
Gen Xers
>Just get a degree and then get a job like I did, a degree 100% guarantees a job as soon as you graduate!
>GOD you kids are just so lazy this is why i REFUSE to hire anybody your age at my job!
>your generation just can't handle money!
>you have it so much easier than I did!
>I have $800 in lifetime savings and lease a Porsche
>I have $5000 in credit card debt from a week long vacation in Europe!
Boomers
>you kids are so LAZY! just go into the company, put on a good crisp suit, demand to see the manager, give him a firm handshake, look him straight in the eye and tell him you're the right man for the job!
>Or just go in there every day and ask for a job until they give you one
>you have it so much easier than I did!
>I Inherited $300,000 and now i'm spending all your inheritance lol! it's my money, go earn your own!
>Applying online isn't real!
>what's a resume?
Geriatrics
>I'm sorry, i don't know what you can do. it was so easy for your parents to get jobs, maybe you can learn a trade?
>I know life doesn't always go the way you want, but just hang in there and keep trying your best
>Life isn't perfect, don't expect it to be
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It's almost as if every generation have their own set of perceptual biases, assumptions about the world, and economic self-interest.
Just accept that a lot of people are going to give you crappy advice and you have to do the best you can within an evolving system, and don't fixate on these marketing terms.
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>>36617434
People perception of the world is influenced a lot by their twenties.
Millennials grow up in a society were the environnement is fucked, with high unemployement and low inflation, and rarefecation of low-skilled job.
Gen Xers were a generation that had to study to compete in a economy were job were rarer than their parents, but those who failed to do that could still work in a factory.
Boomers like my father lived at a time were unemployement did not exist, with high inflation. You could become a manager by starting working in the lowest position at 16 years old, no degree required in most case.
Geriatrics lived in war time and economic recession which is why they saved so much money.
The older you become the more difficult it is for you to change your view on society, so what your experience of life in your twenties tend to stay still.
In the end, no one advice is perfect. It depends on so many factors, personal preference, perception, memories, prejudice...
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>>36617813
My granny still thinks I can walk into a low position job and climb the ladder to the top after working hard for x amount of years.
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>don't feel guilt or remorse
>gore doesn't bother me
>would kill people if it was legal
>don't cry or shout when I get a cut
>no regard for my life or others
>don't like it when my mom hugs/kisses me
>like taking risks/doing illegal things like graffiti or theft
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>>36617417
yeah your pretty fucked up kiddo
or edgy
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>>36617417
Nope you just think you are because you are a special snowflake.
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>>36617417
Are you a psychopath if you fit the description of a psychopath?
What do you think?
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when you ERP with a lewd boy and he squirts his girlmilk (male) from his thingy in submission of you
Why does it feel so good anons?
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>>36617387
P-please milk my thingy mommy
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>>36617748
aoba milk!!
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>>36617387
Das hot, mang.
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>tfw mom is fattening me up so i wont leave the house and live my own life
i-is this child abuse?
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>i-is this child abuse?
No, its manchild abuse.
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>>36617261
manchild* abuse
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my mom is getting fried chicken and pizzas all the time now that the fat is melting off.
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>23
>6'1
>Slim and athletic
>Med student
>rich parents
>getting laid has never been easier
>one problem
>3 inch penis
>erect
>every girl I score disappears and blocks me the day after we bang
>cannot get anyone to stay
>no friends because I'm shy and insecure
>cannot convince girls to stay with money because they're also from a rich background
>tfw I'd give anything for a few more inches
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>>36617248
get a poor gf then
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>>36617272
Tried that, she was ice cold with me and made it obvious that she's staying for the shit i buy for her and made sex dull and dead
Didn't last 3 weeks
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Meanwhile on the opposite spectrum.
>25 year old KHV with zero friends
>5'10"
>dumb as bricks
>college dropout, shut in
>8"x5.5" dick
Funny how things work out. Its almost like benis size has zero relevance in real life.
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THE problem.
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>>36617246
The Gods (aliens?) have abandoned us. If they even existed in the first place.
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>>36617256
What makes something a "God", anon?
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>>36617271
I have no damn idea. Look at your local Church. Google. It's all around you.
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>"I w-w-will get a Stacey gf when I get really ripped, have a perfect diet, lift 2/3/4/5 plates, read lots of philosophy, get posture, speech, conversational lessons, a well paid job after a masters degree, approach 100 women as practice, travel the world, learn a new languge, and join the yoga, Pilates, zumba, and table tennis after work lessons for middle aged women and horny losers clubs!"
Sounds great. But I have one teensy weensy little question... If you claim that you need to do all that to get quality women... why does Chad do NONE of that and still rawdog your crush, his gf, and that le so qt cashier who was so le flirting with you, among other women weekly?
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>>36616993
I know a guy and he literally just does steroids and has tattoos and a beard and beds ridiculously hot women all the time. He's not particularly charming or good looking either. And he's fairly broke.
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>>36616993
>Chad do NONE of that
You don't get ripped by just sitting at home
You also don't get Stacy by trying that hard, Chad is as much a mindset as a physical archetype
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It's all about looks and personality/charm.
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Who is /russian/ here?
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That is stupid meme with stupid pun.
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Nakatim?
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>>36617125
Sosy huy, bydlo.
>be me in grade 5
>on recess hanging out with friends
>decide to throw a large rock into a group of normies
>rock strikes chad in the head
>rushed to the hospital
>chad returns to school a couple weeks later and is literally retarded
I don't know how no one ever found out it was me who threw the rock, my friends knew but never snitched on me.
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You literally ruined someone's entire life because you sperged out
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Why am I laughing at this
I guess you really are a robot if you think this is funny
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You've done gods work anon
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>One chance in life
>Be a blond hair AND balding
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>>36616775
Well blondes are the only race to go bald before puberty so your story isn't rare or shocking
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>>36616775
>be ginger
>eyebrows so light they are barely seen
You don't know what struggle is
Fuck, even the teachers in middle school used to fuck me about my hair
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>>36617533
>be slav
>eyebrows so thick they're an inch off my face
I look like a fucking neanderthal.
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I give this a 10/10. Literally fuck pic related.
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>>36616702
*Post the most terrifying picture you have and anons rate it out of 10
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hehe pepe and popo
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>>36616702
>being scared of snakes
What factors do you think contributed to you becoming so messed up socially?
>moved 4 times before I turned 18
>went to 5 different schools
>my father is/was an alchaholic, lives in Ireland
>mom divorced twice
>my mothers parents died when she was young, she never got proper guidance
>my father grew up raised by a single mother and has mental issues from drinking
>bullied in high school, one time someone publicly spat on me in front of all the others in the cafeteria, called a girl a bitch and she punched me in class
>am now 21
>Have extreme issues socializing in public, social anxiety and fear
> Have pent up anger and frustration
>On Monday I'm taking a bus to the west coast to become homeless in the woods
>It's better for me to be dead or homeless than be a burden on others, at least that way I won't be a net negative to society
> I just want my mother to have her life back, to not have to worry about dealing with me
> I plan to isolate myself and only go into town once a week for oatmeal and butter, being around others triggers my anger, OCD and paranoia.
I think that I would have been different if I had a stable school, home, and people who I would socialize with until I was an adult, yes it is my life but we are only the sum total of our experiences, and I find it increasingly hard to enjoy things. I've never drank or done drugs because I've heard so many bad things but my anger and panic attacks have gotten worse and I need an escape.
My survival chances are quite low, all these old people have social safety nets, circles of friends, and children to look after them, I don't think that I will make it and have been marked to be culled.
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I also never look into people's eyes out of fear, I just look forward and pretend I do t see people looking at me to pretend I'm normal and just doing my own thing.
i believe that I am genetically unfit to continue my lineage and I believe that women can sense that, hence why I am creepy and wierd to them, my father is an actual NEET who still lives with his mother in Ireland at 46, I have no entrepreneurial genes and will never make it, and I am physically weak too
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The OP photo was a year ago before I developed my mental illness and this is me today, I shaved my hair because I was so frustrated from trying to look attractive so I said fuck it.
I don't want to be rich or successful I just want peace
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>>36616695
I'm sorry anon, that sounds messed up. I was a pretty normie teenager but then I changed school when I was 15. I was bullied severely and that changed my mind completely.
I'm now a 20 year old pale, gaunt, awkward young adolescent unable to perform even the easiest daily life tasks on my own
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/uni/ general - GET THROUGH MAY edition 2017-04-28 01:08:04 Post No.36616664
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/uni/ general - GET THROUGH MAY edition
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One more fucking month and you can all go home and play vidya and watch anime, finish as strong as you can because I believe in you unifaggots
>how many finals are left?
>how many weeks are left?
>you passing your classes?
>if not, what's your plan to get back on track?
There's so little left to finish by now, let's do it!!
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I have an oral japanese exam and im freaking out. I have been studying but i keep thinking i will choke.
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I'm ready to fucking die
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You mean your classes don't end in April? Is May classes a britfag thing